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Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers

Chapter III

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“‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’
“‘They’ll never go out with me,’ he answered in decided tones.”
NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.
Officers and their ladies were in all the boxes.
When the Lieutenant glanced over the audience he saw that every one was looking at his box.
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Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers is here in full — 420 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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“‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’
Line 2
“‘They’ll never go out with me,’ he answered in decided tones.”
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NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.
Line 4
Officers and their ladies were in all the boxes.
/ˈɔːfəsərz ənd ðer ˈleɪdiz wɜːr ɪn ɔːl ðə ˈbɑːksəz/
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When the Lieutenant glanced over the audience he saw that every one was looking at his box.
/wen ðə luːˈtenənt ɡlænst ˈoʊvər ðə ˈɑːdiəns hiː sɔː ðæt ˈevəri wʌn wɑːz ˈlʊkɪŋ æt hɪz bɑːks/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

audience noun US /ˈɑːdiəns/

a gathering of spectators or listeners at a (usually public) performance

From this reading “When the Lieutenant glanced over the audience he saw that every one was looking at his box.”

boxes noun US /ˈbɑːksəz/

plural of “box” — a (usually rectangular) container; may have a lid

From this reading “Officers and their ladies were in all the boxes.”

embarrassed adjective US /ɪmˈberəst/

feeling or caused to feel ill at ease or self-conscious or ashamed

From this reading ““‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’”

gallant adjective US /ˈɡælənt/

unflinching in battle or action

From this reading “NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.”

program noun US /ˈproʊɡræm/

a series of steps to be carried out or goals to be accomplished

From this reading “NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.”

skirts noun US /skɜːrts/

plural of “skirt” — cloth covering that forms the part of a garment below the waist

From this reading ““‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’”

theater noun US /ˈθiːətər/

a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading “NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.”

wealthy adjective US /ˈwelθi/

having an abundant supply of money or possessions of value

From this reading “NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

decided tones adjective + noun counted as “decided tone”

In this reading ““‘They’ll never go out with me,’ he answered in decided tones.””

go out verb + adjective

move out of or depart from

In this reading ““‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’”

glanced over verb + particle counted as “glance over”

examine hastily

In this reading “When the Lieutenant glanced over the audience he saw that every one was looking at his box.”

All words in this reading · 68

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Officers and their ladies were in all the boxes.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Officers and their ladies were in all the boxes.

answeredverbUS /ˈænsərd/

past form of “answer” — react verbally

From this reading “‘They’ll never go out with me,’ he answered in decided tones.”

arrangedadjectiveUS /ərˈeɪndʒd/

disposed or placed in a particular kind of order

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

audiencenounUS /ˈɑːdiəns/

a gathering of spectators or listeners at a (usually public) performance

From this reading When the Lieutenant glanced over the audience he saw that every one was looking at his box.

Beldon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

boxnounUS /bɑːks/

a (usually rectangular) container; may have a lid

From this reading When the Lieutenant glanced over the audience he saw that every one was looking at his box.

boxesnounUS /ˈbɑːksəz/

plural of “box” — a (usually rectangular) container; may have a lid

From this reading Officers and their ladies were in all the boxes.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

decidedadjectiveUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd/

recognizable; marked

From this reading “‘They’ll never go out with me,’ he answered in decided tones.”

embarrassedadjectiveUS /ɪmˈberəst/

feeling or caused to feel ill at ease or self-conscious or ashamed

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading When the Lieutenant glanced over the audience he saw that every one was looking at his box.

gallantadjectiveUS /ˈɡælənt/

unflinching in battle or action

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

glancedverbUS /ɡlænst/

past form of “glance” — throw a glance at; take a brief look at

From this reading When the Lieutenant glanced over the audience he saw that every one was looking at his box.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “‘They’ll never go out with me,’ he answered in decided tones.”

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

honornounUS /ˈɑːnər/

a tangible symbol signifying approval or distinction

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “‘They’ll never go out with me,’ he answered in decided tones.”

ladiesnounUS /ˈleɪdiz/

plural of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading Officers and their ladies were in all the boxes.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

LieutenantnounUS /luːˈtenənt/

a commissioned military officer

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading When the Lieutenant glanced over the audience he saw that every one was looking at his box.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “‘They’ll never go out with me,’ he answered in decided tones.”

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “‘They’ll never go out with me,’ he answered in decided tones.”

NOTadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

OfficersnounUS /ˈɔːfəsərz/

plural of “officer” — any person in the armed services who holds a position of authority or command

From this reading Officers and their ladies were in all the boxes.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading When the Lieutenant glanced over the audience he saw that every one was looking at his box.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading When the Lieutenant glanced over the audience he saw that every one was looking at his box.

partynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

pleasedadjectiveUS /pliːzd/

experiencing or manifesting pleasure

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

postverbUS /poʊst/

affix in a public place or for public notice

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

PROGRAMnounUS /ˈproʊɡræm/

a series of steps to be carried out or goals to be accomplished

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading When the Lieutenant glanced over the audience he saw that every one was looking at his box.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

skirtsnounUS /skɜːrts/

plural of “skirt” — cloth covering that forms the part of a garment below the waist

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

theaternounUS /ˈθiːətər/

a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Officers and their ladies were in all the boxes.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

They'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “‘They’ll never go out with me,’ he answered in decided tones.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

tonesnounUS /toʊnz/

plural of “tone” — the quality of a person's voice

From this reading “‘They’ll never go out with me,’ he answered in decided tones.”

ultra-short

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

visitverbUS /ˈvɪzɪt/

go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

wealthyadjectiveUS /ˈwelθi/

having an abundant supply of money or possessions of value

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Officers and their ladies were in all the boxes.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading NOT ON THE PROGRAM When the wealthy Mrs. Beldon came to visit her son at his post, the gallant Lieutenant was so pleased that he arranged a theater party in honor of his mother.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading “‘I wonder,’ she said, with an embarrassed laugh, ‘if these ultra-short skirts will ever go out?’

Chapter 3 of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers by Carleton B. (Carleton Britton) Case holds 420 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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