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Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers

Chapter IV

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The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:
My absence is impossible.
Someone has removed my wife.
My God, I am annoyed.”
SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.
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Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers is here in full — 415 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:
/ðə ˈleɪtəst ɪɡˈzæmpəl ʌv ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ æz ʃiː ɪz ˈspoʊkən kʌmz frʌm ˈiːdʒəpt wer ə ˈneɪtɪv ˌɪnˈtɜːrprətər huː hæd ˌoʊvərˈsteɪd hɪz liːv roʊt ðə ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ ˈletər tuː hɪz tʃiːf/
Line 2
My absence is impossible.
/maɪ ˈæbsəns ɪz ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/
Line 3
Someone has removed my wife.
/ˈsʌmwʌn hæz riˈmuːvd maɪ waɪf/
Line 4
My God, I am annoyed.”
/maɪ ɡɑːd aɪ æm əˈnɔɪd/
Line 5
SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.
/ʃiː nuː hɪz ˈmerəts hɜːr sʌn hæd ˌenˈlɪstɪd ənd ʃiː wɑːz ə praʊd oʊld ˈwʊmən æz ʃiː hərˈæŋd ə nɑːt ʌv frendz ɑːn ðə ˈvɪlədʒ striːt/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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Egypt noun US /ˈiːdʒəpt/

a republic in northeastern Africa known as the United Arab Republic until 1971; site of an ancient civilization that flourished from 2600 to 30 BC

From this reading “The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:”

enlisted verb US /ˌenˈlɪstɪd/

past form of “enlist” — join the military

From this reading “SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.”

harangued verb US /hərˈæŋd/

past form of “harangue” — deliver a harangue to; address forcefully

From this reading “SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.”

interpreter noun US /ˌɪnˈtɜːrprətər/

someone who mediates between speakers of different languages

From this reading “The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:”

knot noun US /nɑːt/

a tight cluster of people or things

From this reading “SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.”

latest adjective US /ˈleɪtəst/

up to the immediate present; most recent or most up-to-date

From this reading “The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:”

merits noun US /ˈmerəts/

plural of “merit” — any admirable quality or attribute

From this reading “SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.”

overstayed verb US /ˌoʊvərˈsteɪd/

past form of “overstay” — stay too long

From this reading “The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

village street noun + noun

In this reading “SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.”

following letter adjective + noun

In this reading “The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:”

old woman adjective + noun

a woman who is old

In this reading “SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.”

comes from verb + particle counted as “come from”

In this reading “The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:”

All words in this reading · 53

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

absencenounUS /ˈæbsəns/

the state of being absent

From this reading “My absence is impossible.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading My God, I am annoyed.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

annoyedadjectiveUS /əˈnɔɪd/

aroused to impatience or anger

From this reading My God, I am annoyed.”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

chiefnounUS /tʃiːf/

a person who is in charge

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

EgyptnounUS /ˈiːdʒəpt/

a republic in northeastern Africa known as the United Arab Republic until 1971; site of an ancient civilization that flourished from 2600 to 30 BC

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

enlistedverbUS /ˌenˈlɪstɪd/

past form of “enlist” — join the military

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

examplenounUS /ɪɡˈzæmpəl/

an item of information that is typical of a class or group

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

GodnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading My God, I am annoyed.”

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

haranguedverbUS /hərˈæŋd/

past form of “harangue” — deliver a harangue to; address forcefully

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Someone has removed my wife.

HerdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading My God, I am annoyed.”

impossibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/

not capable of occurring or being accomplished or dealt with

From this reading “My absence is impossible.

interpreternounUS /ˌɪnˈtɜːrprətər/

someone who mediates between speakers of different languages

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

KNEWverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

knotnounUS /nɑːt/

a tight cluster of people or things

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

latestadjectiveUS /ˈleɪtəst/

up to the immediate present; most recent or most up-to-date

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

MERITSnounUS /ˈmerəts/

plural of “merit” — any admirable quality or attribute

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “My absence is impossible.

nativeadjectiveUS /ˈneɪtɪv/

characteristic of or existing by virtue of geographic origin

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

overstayedverbUS /ˌoʊvərˈsteɪd/

past form of “overstay” — stay too long

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

proudadjectiveUS /praʊd/

feeling self-respect or pleasure in something by which you measure your self-worth; or being a reason for pride

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

removedadjectiveUS /riˈmuːvd/

separated in relationship by a given degree of descent

From this reading Someone has removed my wife.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

SomeonepronounUS /ˈsʌmwʌn/

a person, without saying who

From this reading Someone has removed my wife.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

spokenadjectiveUS /ˈspoʊkən/

uttered through the medium of speech or characterized by speech; sometimes used in combination

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

villagenounUS /ˈvɪlədʒ/

a community of people smaller than a town

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading Someone has removed my wife.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading SHE KNEW HIS MERITS Her son had enlisted, and she was a proud old woman as she harangued a knot of friends on the village street.

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading The latest example of English as she is spoken comes from Egypt, where a native interpreter, who had overstayed his leave, wrote the following letter to his chief:

Chapter 4 of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers by Carleton B. (Carleton Britton) Case holds 415 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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