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Further Foolishness

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Further Foolishness is here in full — 441 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"The G-G-G-Germans," sobbed Abdul.
"And they've sent them all to P-P-P-Poland."
"Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.
"Brace up!
Be a Turk!
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Further Foolishness

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Further Foolishness is here in full — 441 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"The G-G-G-Germans," sobbed Abdul.
Line 2
"And they've sent them all to P-P-P-Poland."
Line 3
"Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.
Line 4
"Brace up!
/breɪs ʌp/
Line 5
Be a Turk!
/biː ə tɜːrk/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Brace verb US /breɪs/

prepare (oneself) for something unpleasant or difficult

From this reading “"Brace up!”

come verb US /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading “"Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.”

little adjective US /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “"Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.”

sat noun US /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading “"Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.”

sent noun US /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading “"And they've sent them all to P-P-P-Poland."”

sobbed verb US /sɑːbd/

inflected form of “sob” — weep convulsively

From this reading “"The G-G-G-Germans," sobbed Abdul.”

straightening verb US /ˈstreɪtənɪŋ/

-ing form of “straighten” — straighten up or out; make straight

From this reading “"Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.”

Turk noun US /tɜːrk/

a native or inhabitant of Turkey

From this reading “Be a Turk!”

All words in this reading · 25

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.

Abdul

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "The G-G-G-Germans," sobbed Abdul.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "And they've sent them all to P-P-P-Poland."

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "And they've sent them all to P-P-P-Poland."

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.

Beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Be a Turk!

BraceverbUS /breɪs/

prepare (oneself) for something unpleasant or difficult

From this reading "Brace up!

ComeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.

G-G-G-Germans

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "The G-G-G-Germans," sobbed Abdul.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.

P-P-P-Poland

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And they've sent them all to P-P-P-Poland."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading "Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading "And they've sent them all to P-P-P-Poland."

sobbedverbUS /sɑːbd/

inflected form of “sob” — weep convulsively

From this reading "The G-G-G-Germans," sobbed Abdul.

straighteningverbUS /ˈstreɪtənɪŋ/

-ing form of “straighten” — straighten up or out; make straight

From this reading "Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "The G-G-G-Germans," sobbed Abdul.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "And they've sent them all to P-P-P-Poland."

they've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And they've sent them all to P-P-P-Poland."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "And they've sent them all to P-P-P-Poland."

TurknounUS /tɜːrk/

a native or inhabitant of Turkey

From this reading Be a Turk!

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "Come, come, Abdul," I said, straightening him up a little as he sat.

Chapter 5 of Further Foolishness by Stephen Leacock holds 441 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 5 of Further Foolishness contain?

Chapter 5 holds 441 sentences of Further Foolishness, unabridged, divided into 89 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of Further Foolishness by Stephen Leacock exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 441 sentences, grouped into 89 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 5 of Further Foolishness?

Work through the 89 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 5 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Is this the complete text of Further Foolishness?

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Project Gutenberg eBook #11504, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 293 minutes of reading across 705 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Further Foolishness

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Child
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Father--ivan
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