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Further Foolishness

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

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Do not stay on ceremony.
Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."
But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.
"Master!
Master!" he cried.
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Further Foolishness

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of Further Foolishness is here in full — 441 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Do not stay on ceremony.
/duː nɑːt steɪ ɑːn ˈserəmoʊni/
Line 2
Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."
Line 3
But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.
Line 4
"Master!
/ˈmæstər/
Line 5
Master!" he cried.
/ˈmæstər hiː kraɪd/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

attendant noun US /əˈtendənt/

someone who waits on or tends to or attends to the needs of another

From this reading “But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.”

burst verb US /bɜːrst/

come open suddenly and violently, as if from internal pressure

From this reading “But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.”

cents noun US /sents/

plural of “cent” — a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading “Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."”

ceremony noun US /ˈserəmoʊni/

a formal event performed on a special occasion

From this reading “Do not stay on ceremony.”

coffee noun US /ˈkɑːfi/

a beverage consisting of an infusion of ground coffee beans

From this reading “Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."”

cup noun US /kʌp/

a small open container usually used for drinking; usually has a handle

From this reading “Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."”

thrown adjective US /θroʊn/

caused to fall to the ground

From this reading “But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.”

unannounced adjective US /ˌʌnəˈnaʊnst/

without warning or announcement

From this reading “But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

Abdul's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

attendantnounUS /əˈtendənt/

someone who waits on or tends to or attends to the needs of another

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

burstverbUS /bɜːrst/

come open suddenly and violently, as if from internal pressure

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

centsnounUS /sents/

plural of “cent” — a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

ceremonynounUS /ˈserəmoʊni/

a formal event performed on a special occasion

From this reading Do not stay on ceremony.

coffeenounUS /ˈkɑːfi/

a beverage consisting of an infusion of ground coffee beans

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading Master!" he cried.

cupnounUS /kʌp/

a small open container usually used for drinking; usually has a handle

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Do not stay on ceremony.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

DrinkverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

fiftynounUS /ˈfɪfti/

the cardinal number that is the product of ten and five

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Master!" he cried.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

MasternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading "Master!

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Do not stay on ceremony.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Do not stay on ceremony.

replynounUS /rɪˈplaɪ/

a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

stayverbUS /steɪ/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading Do not stay on ceremony.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

thrownadjectiveUS /θroʊn/

caused to fall to the ground

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

Toomuch

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

turbanedadjective

wearing a turban

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

unannouncedadjectiveUS /ˌʌnəˈnaʊnst/

without warning or announcement

From this reading But before Toomuch could reply, a turbaned attendant had already burst in through the door unannounced and thrown himself at Abdul's feet.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Drink a cup of coffee, give me five cents--fifty cents, anything--and take leave and see what it is."

Chapter 6 of Further Foolishness by Stephen Leacock holds 441 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 6 of Further Foolishness contain?

Chapter 6 holds 441 sentences of Further Foolishness, unabridged, divided into 89 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 6 of Further Foolishness by Stephen Leacock exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 441 sentences, grouped into 89 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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