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Further Foolishness

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Further Foolishness is here in full — 437 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Name of Roosevelt.
Christian name not Theodore but William.
Cabled expression of regret.
WEDNESDAY.
Rose sad at heart.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Further Foolishness

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Further Foolishness is here in full — 437 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Name of Roosevelt.
/neɪm ʌv ˈroʊzəvelt/
Line 2
Christian name not Theodore but William.
Line 3
Cabled expression of regret.
/ˈkeɪbəld ɪkˈspreʃən ʌv rəˈɡret/
Line 4
WEDNESDAY.
/ˈwenzdi/
Line 5
Rose sad at heart.
/roʊz sæd æt hɑːrt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Cabled verb US /ˈkeɪbəld/

past form of “cable” — send cables, wires, or telegrams

From this reading “Cabled expression of regret.”

Christian adjective US /ˈkrɪstʃən/

relating to or characteristic of Christianity

From this reading “Christian name not Theodore but William.”

expression noun US /ɪkˈspreʃən/

the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading “Cabled expression of regret.”

regret verb US /rəˈɡret/

feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about

From this reading “Cabled expression of regret.”

Roosevelt noun US /ˈroʊzəvelt/

32nd President of the United States; elected four times; instituted New Deal to counter the Great Depression and led country during World War II (1882-1945)

From this reading “Name of Roosevelt.”

Rose noun US /roʊz/

any of many shrubs of the genus Rosa that bear roses

From this reading “Rose sad at heart.”

sad adjective US /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading “Rose sad at heart.”

wednesday noun US /ˈwenzdi/

the fourth day of the week; the third working day

From this reading “WEDNESDAY.”

All words in this reading · 16

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atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Rose sad at heart.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Christian name not Theodore but William.

CabledverbUS /ˈkeɪbəld/

past form of “cable” — send cables, wires, or telegrams

From this reading Cabled expression of regret.

ChristianadjectiveUS /ˈkrɪstʃən/

relating to or characteristic of Christianity

From this reading Christian name not Theodore but William.

expressionnounUS /ɪkˈspreʃən/

the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading Cabled expression of regret.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading Rose sad at heart.

NameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Name of Roosevelt.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Christian name not Theodore but William.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Name of Roosevelt.

regretverbUS /rəˈɡret/

feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about

From this reading Cabled expression of regret.

RooseveltnounUS /ˈroʊzəvelt/

32nd President of the United States; elected four times; instituted New Deal to counter the Great Depression and led country during World War II (1882-1945)

From this reading Name of Roosevelt.

RosenounUS /roʊz/

any of many shrubs of the genus Rosa that bear roses

From this reading Rose sad at heart.

sadadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading Rose sad at heart.

Theodore

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Christian name not Theodore but William.

WEDNESDAYnounUS /ˈwenzdi/

the fourth day of the week; the third working day

From this reading WEDNESDAY.

William

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Christian name not Theodore but William.

Chapter 8 of Further Foolishness by Stephen Leacock holds 437 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 8 of Further Foolishness contain?

Chapter 8 holds 437 sentences of Further Foolishness, unabridged, divided into 88 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of Further Foolishness by Stephen Leacock exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 437 sentences, grouped into 88 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 8 can be played aloud in United States English.

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About 293 minutes of reading across 705 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Further Foolishness

Words and structures a reader meets early in Further Foolishness, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Child
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