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Gadsby

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Gadsby is here in full — 429 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"... and that Hopkins back yard stunt!
Ridiculous!
Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.
Bah!
And _did_ I block it?
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Gadsby

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Gadsby is here in full — 429 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/85 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"... and that Hopkins back yard stunt!
/ənd ðæt ˈhɑːpkɪnz bæk jɑːrd stʌnt/
Line 2
Ridiculous!
/rɪˈdɪkjələs/
Line 3
Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.
/waɪ hɪz kɪd wɑːz aʊt ˈtraɪɪŋ tuː faɪnd ɔːl ʌv ˈaʊər ˈkaʊnsəl tuː tɔːk ɪt ˈɪntuː ˈbaɪɪŋ/
Line 4
Bah!
Line 5
And _did_ I block it?
/ənd dɪd aɪ blɑːk ɪt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

block noun US /blɑːk/

a solid piece of something (usually having flat rectangular sides)

From this reading “And _did_ I block it?”

buying noun US /ˈbaɪɪŋ/

the act of buying

From this reading “Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.”

Council noun US /ˈkaʊnsəl/

a body serving in an administrative capacity

From this reading “Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.”

Hopkins noun US /ˈhɑːpkɪnz/

United States educator and theologian (1802-1887)

From this reading “"... and that Hopkins back yard stunt!”

kid verb US /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading “Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.”

Ridiculous adjective US /rɪˈdɪkjələs/

inspiring scornful pity

From this reading “Ridiculous!”

stunt noun US /stʌnt/

a difficult or unusual or dangerous feat; usually done to gain attention

From this reading “"... and that Hopkins back yard stunt!”

yard noun US /jɑːrd/

a unit of length equal to 3 feet; defined as 91.44 centimeters; originally taken to be the average length of a stride

From this reading “"... and that Hopkins back yard stunt!”

All words in this reading · 27

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "... and that Hopkins back yard stunt!

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading "... and that Hopkins back yard stunt!

Bah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Bah!

blocknounUS /blɑːk/

a solid piece of something (usually having flat rectangular sides)

From this reading And _did_ I block it?

buyingnounUS /ˈbaɪɪŋ/

the act of buying

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

CouncilnounUS /ˈkaʊnsəl/

a body serving in an administrative capacity

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading And _did_ I block it?

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

HopkinsnounUS /ˈhɑːpkɪnz/

United States educator and theologian (1802-1887)

From this reading "... and that Hopkins back yard stunt!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading And _did_ I block it?

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

kidverbUS /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

RidiculousadjectiveUS /rɪˈdɪkjələs/

inspiring scornful pity

From this reading Ridiculous!

stuntnounUS /stʌnt/

a difficult or unusual or dangerous feat; usually done to gain attention

From this reading "... and that Hopkins back yard stunt!

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "... and that Hopkins back yard stunt!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why, his kid was out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying.

yardnounUS /jɑːrd/

a unit of length equal to 3 feet; defined as 91.44 centimeters; originally taken to be the average length of a stride

From this reading "... and that Hopkins back yard stunt!

Chapter 5 of Gadsby by Ernest Vincent Wright holds 429 sentences, grouped into 86 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 5 of Gadsby contain?

Chapter 5 holds 429 sentences of Gadsby, unabridged, divided into 86 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of Gadsby by Ernest Vincent Wright exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 429 sentences, grouped into 86 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 5 of Gadsby?

Work through the 86 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 86 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 5 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 5 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Gadsby

Common questions about reading Gadsby by Ernest Vincent Wright on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Gadsby?

Yes. All 2656 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #47342 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Gadsby is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #47342, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Gadsby take to read?

About 221 minutes of reading across 532 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Gadsby

Words and structures a reader meets early in Gadsby, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Story
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Words
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Without
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Using
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