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German wit and humor

Chapter III

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_For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.
The time was five minutes to twelve.
The dog was getting restless.
Hold on, Feldmanonly five minutes moreand then we can go for them!”
Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.
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German wit and humor

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of German wit and humor is here in full — 184 sentences across 37 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/36 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.
/fɔːr ˈɡʌnərz æn ɪnˌθuːziˈæstɪk ˈnɪmrɑːd ðə naɪt bɪˈfɔːr ðə ˈoʊpənɪŋ ʌv ðə ˈpɑːrtrədʒ ˈsiːzən ə ˈɡʌnər ənd hɪz dɔːɡ wɜːr ˈkraʊtʃɪŋ ˈʌndər sʌm ˈbʊʃəz/
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The time was five minutes to twelve.
/ðə taɪm wɑːz faɪv ˈmɪnəts tuː twelv/
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The dog was getting restless.
/ðə dɔːɡ wɑːz ˈɡetɪŋ ˈrestləs/
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Hold on, Feldmanonly five minutes moreand then we can go for them!”
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Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.
/ˈpleʒər ʌv ˈtaɪɡər ˈhʌntɪŋ ə ˈdʒentəlmən huː hæd spent sʌm taɪm ɪn ˈɪndiə ənd hæd bɪn ɑːn ˈsevrəl ˈtaɪɡər hʌnts wɑːz æskt ˈweðər hiː faʊnd ɪt ˈplezənt spɔːrt/

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crouching verb US /ˈkraʊtʃɪŋ/

-ing form of “crouch” — bend one's back forward from the waist on down

From this reading “_For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.”

Enthusiastic adjective US /ɪnˌθuːziˈæstɪk/

having or showing great excitement and interest

From this reading “_For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.”

gunner noun US /ˈɡʌnər/

a serviceman in the artillery

From this reading “_For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.”

Gunners noun US /ˈɡʌnərz/

plural of “gunner” — a serviceman in the artillery

hunts noun US /hʌnts/

plural of “hunt” — Englishman and Pre-Raphaelite painter (1827-1910)

From this reading “Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.”

Nimrod noun US /ˈnɪmrɑːd/

(Old Testament) a famous hunter

From this reading “_For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.”

partridge noun US /ˈpɑːrtrədʒ/

flesh of either quail or grouse

From this reading “_For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.”

tiger noun US /ˈtaɪɡər/

a fierce or audacious person

From this reading “Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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five minutes noun + noun

In this reading “The time was five minutes to twelve.”

some time adjective + noun

In this reading “Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.”

crouching under verb + particle counted as “crouch under”

In this reading “_For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.”

Hold on verb + particle

hold firmly

In this reading ““Hold on, Feldman—only five minutes more—and then we can go for them!””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

bushesnounUS /ˈbʊʃəz/

plural of “bush” — a low woody perennial plant usually having several major stems

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “Hold on, Feldman—only five minutes more—and then we can go for them!”

crouchingverbUS /ˈkraʊtʃɪŋ/

-ing form of “crouch” — bend one's back forward from the waist on down

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

dognounUS /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

EnthusiasticadjectiveUS /ɪnˌθuːziˈæstɪk/

having or showing great excitement and interest

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

Feldman

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From this reading “Hold on, Feldman—only five minutes more—and then we can go for them!”

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading The time was five minutes to twelve.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading The dog was getting restless.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading “Hold on, Feldman—only five minutes more—and then we can go for them!”

gunnernounUS /ˈɡʌnər/

a serviceman in the artillery

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

GunnersnounUS /ˈɡʌnərz/

plural of “gunner” — a serviceman in the artillery

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

HoldverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading “Hold on, Feldman—only five minutes more—and then we can go for them!”

HuntingnounUS /ˈhʌntɪŋ/

the pursuit and killing or capture of wild animals regarded as a sport

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

huntsnounUS /hʌnts/

plural of “hunt” — Englishman and Pre-Raphaelite painter (1827-1910)

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

IndianounUS /ˈɪndiə/

a republic in the Asian subcontinent in southern Asia; second most populous country in the world; achieved independence from the United Kingdom in 1947

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading The time was five minutes to twelve.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading “Hold on, Feldman—only five minutes more—and then we can go for them!”

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

NimrodnounUS /ˈnɪmrɑːd/

(Old Testament) a famous hunter

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Hold on, Feldman—only five minutes more—and then we can go for them!”

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading “Hold on, Feldman—only five minutes more—and then we can go for them!”

openingnounUS /ˈoʊpənɪŋ/

an open or empty space in or between things

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

partridgenounUS /ˈpɑːrtrədʒ/

flesh of either quail or grouse

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

pleasantadjectiveUS /ˈplezənt/

affording pleasure; being in harmony with your taste or likings

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

PleasurenounUS /ˈpleʒər/

a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

restlessadjectiveUS /ˈrestləs/

worried and uneasy

From this reading The dog was getting restless.

seasonnounUS /ˈsiːzən/

a period of the year marked by special events or activities in some field

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

severaladjectiveUS /ˈsevrəl/

(used with count nouns) of an indefinite number more than 2 or 3 but not many

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

spentadjectiveUS /spent/

depleted of energy, force, or strength

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

sportnounUS /spɔːrt/

an active diversion requiring physical exertion and competition

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading “Hold on, Feldman—only five minutes more—and then we can go for them!”

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading “Hold on, Feldman—only five minutes more—and then we can go for them!”

TigernounUS /ˈtaɪɡər/

a fierce or audacious person

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading The time was five minutes to twelve.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The time was five minutes to twelve.

twelvenounUS /twelv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading The time was five minutes to twelve.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The time was five minutes to twelve.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “Hold on, Feldman—only five minutes more—and then we can go for them!”

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading _For Gunners_ An Enthusiastic Nimrod The night before the opening of the partridge season, a gunner and his dog were crouching under some bushes.

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Pleasure of Tiger Hunting A gentleman who had spent some time in India and had been on several tiger hunts, was asked whether he found it pleasant sport.

Chapter 3 of German wit and humor by Minna Sophie Marie Baumann Downes holds 184 sentences, grouped into 37 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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