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German wit and humor

Chapter IV

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_For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.
When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.
The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”
At the Clinic Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.
Death is inevitable, yes almost sure!”
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German wit and humor

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of German wit and humor is here in full — 210 sentences across 42 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/42 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.
Line 2
When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.
/wen ə ˈpɜːrsən ɪz ɪl ˈneɪtʃər ənd dɪˈziːz ɑːr ˈfaɪtɪŋ iːtʃ ˈʌðər/
Line 3
The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”
/ðə ˈdɑːktər kʌmz ənd biːts əˈbaʊt wɪð ə klʌb soʊ tuː spiːk ɪf hiː straɪks ðə dɪˈziːz ðə ˈpɜːrsən wɪl rɪˈkʌvər ɪf hiː straɪks ˈneɪtʃər ðə ˈpeɪʃənt daɪz/
Line 4
At the ClinicYes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.
/æt ðə ˈklɪnɪk jes bɪˈlʌvd ˈhiːrərz ˈevəri ˈaʊər mʌst faɪnd ʌs priˈperd tuː daɪ/
Line 5
Death is inevitable, yes almost sure!”
/deθ ɪz ˌɪˈnevətəbəl jes ˈɔːlmoʊst ʃʊr/

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beats noun US /biːts/

a United States youth subculture of the 1950s; rejected possessions or regular work or traditional dress; for communal living and psychedelic drugs and anarchism; favored modern forms of jazz (e.g., bebop)

From this reading “The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.””

Clinic noun US /ˈklɪnɪk/

a medical establishment run by a group of medical specialists

From this reading “At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.”

dies noun US /daɪz/

plural of “die” — a small cube with 1 to 6 spots on the six faces; used in gambling to generate random numbers

From this reading “The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.””

diseases noun US /dɪˈziːzəz/

plural of “disease” — an impairment of health or a condition of abnormal functioning

From this reading “_For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.”

Doctors noun US /ˈdɑːktərz/

plural of “doctor” — a licensed medical practitioner

hearers noun US /ˈhiːrərz/

plural of “hearer” — someone who listens attentively

From this reading “At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.”

lecture verb US /ˈlektʃər/

deliver a lecture or talk

From this reading “_For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.”

strikes noun US /straɪks/

plural of “strike” — a group's refusal to work in protest against low pay or bad work conditions

From this reading “_For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.”

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Depends Upon verb + particle counted as “depend upon”

be contingent on

In this reading “_For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.”

of mankind preposition + noun

In this reading “_For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.”

almost sure adverb + adjective

In this reading “Death is inevitable, yes almost sure!””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading Death is inevitable, yes almost sure!”

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.

beatsnounUS /biːts/

a United States youth subculture of the 1950s; rejected possessions or regular work or traditional dress; for communal living and psychedelic drugs and anarchism; favored modern forms of jazz (e.g., bebop)

From this reading The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”

beginverbUS /bɪˈɡɪn/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

belovedadjectiveUS /bɪˈlʌvd/

dearly loved

From this reading At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.

ClinicnounUS /ˈklɪnɪk/

a medical establishment run by a group of medical specialists

From this reading At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.

clubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”

DeathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading Death is inevitable, yes almost sure!”

DependsverbUS /dɪˈpendz/

third-person singular of “depend” — be contingent upon (something that is elided)

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

dieverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.

diesnounUS /daɪz/

plural of “die” — a small cube with 1 to 6 spots on the six faces; used in gambling to generate random numbers

From this reading The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”

diseasenounUS /dɪˈziːz/

an impairment of health or a condition of abnormal functioning

From this reading When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.

diseasesnounUS /dɪˈziːzəz/

plural of “disease” — an impairment of health or a condition of abnormal functioning

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

doctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”

DoctorsnounUS /ˈdɑːktərz/

plural of “doctor” — a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.

fightingnounUS /ˈfaɪtɪŋ/

the act of fighting; any contest or struggle

From this reading When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

GentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

hearersnounUS /ˈhiːrərz/

plural of “hearer” — someone who listens attentively

From this reading At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”

illadjectiveUS /ɪl/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.

inevitableadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈnevətəbəl/

incapable of being avoided or prevented

From this reading Death is inevitable, yes almost sure!”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.

lectureverbUS /ˈlektʃər/

deliver a lecture or talk

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

mankindnounUS /ˈmænˈkaɪnd/

all of the living human inhabitants of the earth

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.

patientnounUS /ˈpeɪʃənt/

a person who requires medical care

From this reading The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.

preparedadjectiveUS /priˈperd/

made ready or fit or suitable beforehand

From this reading At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.

ProfessornounUS /prəˈfesər/

someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

recoververbUS /rɪˈkʌvər/

get or find back; recover the use of

From this reading The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”

speakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”

StrikesnounUS /straɪks/

plural of “strike” — a group's refusal to work in protest against low pay or bad work conditions

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading Death is inevitable, yes almost sure!”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

to-day

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From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

UponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When a person is ill, nature and disease are fighting each other.

WhichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading The doctor comes and beats about with a club, so to speak; if he strikes the disease, the person will recover; if he strikes nature, the patient dies.”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _For Doctors_ Depends Upon Which He Strikes Professor:—“Gentlemen, I am going to begin my lecture to-day, with the diseases of mankind.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading At the Clinic “Yes, beloved hearers, every hour must find us prepared to die.

Chapter 4 of German wit and humor by Minna Sophie Marie Baumann Downes holds 210 sentences, grouped into 42 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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