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German wit and humor

Chapter V

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_For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.
Rewarded Industry It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!
What shall we do with them?”
Oh, there is Muller, a prompt, industrious clerk, he is never behind!
Let’s give them to him,” said the Director.
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German wit and humor

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of German wit and humor is here in full — 184 sentences across 37 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/36 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.
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Rewarded IndustryIt is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!
Line 3
What shall we do with them?”
/wʌt ʃæl wiː duː wɪð ðem/
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Oh, there is Muller, a prompt, industrious clerk, he is never behind!
/oʊ ðer ɪz ˈmʌlər ə prɑːmpt ˌɪnˈdʌstriəs klɜːrk hiː ɪz ˈnevər bɪˈhaɪnd/
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Let’s give them to him,” said the Director.

Learner Dictionary

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astuteness noun US /əˈstuːtnəs/

intelligence manifested by being astute (as in business dealings)

From this reading “_For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.”

cleverness noun US /ˈklev.ər.nəs/

The quality of being intelligent, quick to understand, and resourceful in danger.

From this reading “_For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.”

Director noun US /dərˈektər/

someone who controls resources and expenditures

From this reading “Let’s give them to him,” said the Director.”

foolishness noun US /ˈfuːlɪʃnəs/

the trait of acting stupidly or rashly

From this reading “_For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.”

industrious adjective US /ˌɪnˈdʌstriəs/

characterized by hard work and perseverance

From this reading ““Oh, there is Muller, a prompt, industrious clerk, he is never behind!”

Lawyers noun US /ˈlɔːjərz/

plural of “lawyer” — a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

Muller noun US /ˈmʌlər/

Swiss chemist who synthesized DDT and discovered its use as an insecticide (1899-1965)

From this reading ““Oh, there is Muller, a prompt, industrious clerk, he is never behind!”

stack noun US /stæk/

an orderly pile

From this reading “Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!”

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becomes famous verb + adjective counted as “become famous”

In this reading “_For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

astutenessnounUS /əˈstuːtnəs/

intelligence manifested by being astute (as in business dealings)

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

becomesverbUS /bɪˈkʌmz/

third-person singular of “become” — enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

clerknounUS /klɜːrk/

an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading “Oh, there is Muller, a prompt, industrious clerk, he is never behind!

clevernessnounUS /ˈklev.ər.nəs/

The quality of being intelligent, quick to understand, and resourceful in danger.

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

DirectornounUS /dərˈektər/

someone who controls resources and expenditures

From this reading Let’s give them to him,” said the Director.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading What shall we do with them?”

exclaimedverbUS /ɪkˈskleɪmd/

past form of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

FamenounUS /feɪm/

the state or quality of being widely honored and acclaimed

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

famousadjectiveUS /ˈfeɪməs/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

fatadjectiveUS /fæt/

having an (over)abundance of flesh

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

fellow-men

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

foolishnessnounUS /ˈfuːlɪʃnəs/

the trait of acting stupidly or rashly

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Let’s give them to him,” said the Director.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Let’s give them to him,” said the Director.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

industriousadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈdʌstriəs/

characterized by hard work and perseverance

From this reading “Oh, there is Muller, a prompt, industrious clerk, he is never behind!

IndustrynounUS /ˈɪndəstri/

the people or companies engaged in a particular kind of commercial enterprise

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

lawyernounUS /ˈlɔːjər/

a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

LawyersnounUS /ˈlɔːjərz/

plural of “lawyer” — a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

Let's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Let’s give them to him,” said the Director.

Meier

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

MullernounUS /ˈmʌlər/

Swiss chemist who synthesized DDT and discovered its use as an insecticide (1899-1965)

From this reading “Oh, there is Muller, a prompt, industrious clerk, he is never behind!

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “Oh, there is Muller, a prompt, industrious clerk, he is never behind!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading “Oh, there is Muller, a prompt, industrious clerk, he is never behind!

papersnounUS /ˈpeɪpərz/

writing that provides information (especially information of an official nature)

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

popularadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːpjələr/

regarded with great favor, approval, or affection especially by the general public

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

PresidentnounUS /ˈprezədent/

an executive officer of a firm or corporation

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

promptverbUS /prɑːmpt/

give an incentive for action

From this reading “Oh, there is Muller, a prompt, industrious clerk, he is never behind!

RewardedverbUS /rɪˈwɔːrdɪd/

past form of “reward” — bestow honor or rewards upon

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Let’s give them to him,” said the Director.

SecretarynounUS /ˈsekrəteri/

a person who is head of an administrative department of government

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading What shall we do with them?”

slowadjectiveUS /sloʊ/

not moving quickly; taking a comparatively long time

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

stacknounUS /stæk/

an orderly pile

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

terribleadjectiveUS /ˈterəbəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading What shall we do with them?”

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Let’s give them to him,” said the Director.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading What shall we do with them?”

WealthnounUS /welθ/

the state of being rich and affluent; having a plentiful supply of material goods and money

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

wealthyadjectiveUS /ˈwelθi/

having an abundant supply of money or possessions of value

From this reading _For Lawyers_ Fame and Wealth The lawyer becomes famous through his cleverness, popular through his astuteness, but fat and wealthy through the foolishness of his fellow-men.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What shall we do with them?”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

worksnounUS /wɜːrks/

buildings for carrying on industrial labor

From this reading Rewarded Industry “It is terrible how slow Secretary Meier works!” exclaimed the President; “there he is behind again with a big stack of papers!

Chapter 5 of German wit and humor by Minna Sophie Marie Baumann Downes holds 184 sentences, grouped into 37 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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