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Chapter VI

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_A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.
Mozart’s Affection Mozart loved his parents tenderly.
When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.
This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.
This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.
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German wit and humor

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of German wit and humor is here in full — 291 sentences across 59 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/58 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.
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Mozart’s Affection Mozart loved his parents tenderly.
/ˈmoʊzɑːrts əˈfekʃən ˈmoʊzɑːrt lʌvd hɪz ˈperənts ˈtendərli/
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When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.
/wen kwaɪt ə ˈlɪtəl ˈfeloʊ hiː kəmˈpoʊzd ə sɔːŋ wɪtʃ hiː sæŋ wɪð hɪz ˈfɑːðər ˈevəri naɪt bɪˈfɔːr ˈɡoʊɪŋ tuː bed waɪl ˈstændɪŋ ɑːn ə tʃer wer hɪz ˈfɑːðər hæd tuː pʊt hɪm/
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This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.
/ðɪs ˈserəmoʊni ˈoʊvər hiː wʊd kɪs ðem ənd rɪˈtaɪr ɪn piːs ənd kənˈtentmənt/
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This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.
/ðɪs ˈnaɪtli pərˈfɔːrməns hiː kept ʌp ənˈtɪl hiː riːtʃt hɪz tenθ jɪr/

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beethoven noun US /ˈbeɪtoʊvən/

German composer of instrumental music (especially symphonic and chamber music); continued to compose after he lost his hearing (1770-1827)

From this reading “_A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.”

Composers noun US /kəmˈpoʊzərz/

plural of “composer” — someone who composes music as a profession

From this reading “_A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.”

contentment noun US /kənˈtentmənt/

happiness with one's situation in life

From this reading “This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.”

Mozart noun US /ˈmoʊzɑːrt/

prolific Austrian composer and child prodigy; master of the classical style in all its forms of his time (1756-1791)

From this reading “Mozart’s Affection Mozart loved his parents tenderly.”

Mozart's noun US /ˈmoʊzɑːrts/

possessive form of “mozart” — prolific Austrian composer and child prodigy; master of the classical style in all its forms of his time (1756-1791)

nightly adjective US /ˈnaɪtli/

happening every night

From this reading “This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.”

revelation noun US /ˌrevəˈleɪʃən/

the speech act of making something evident

From this reading “_A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.”

tenth noun US /tenθ/

a tenth part; one part in ten equal parts

From this reading “This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.”

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tenth year noun + noun

In this reading “This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.”

little fellow adjective + noun

In this reading “When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.”

in peace preposition + noun

In this reading “This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.”

before going preposition + noun

In this reading “When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.”

on a chair preposition + article + noun counted as “on … chair”

In this reading “When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

AffectionnounUS /əˈfekʃən/

a positive feeling of liking

From this reading Mozart’s Affection Mozart loved his parents tenderly.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

BEETHOVENnounUS /ˈbeɪtoʊvən/

German composer of instrumental music (especially symphonic and chamber music); continued to compose after he lost his hearing (1770-1827)

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

ceremonynounUS /ˈserəmoʊni/

a formal event performed on a special occasion

From this reading This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

ChapternounUS /ˈtʃæptər/

a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

composedadjectiveUS /kəmˈpoʊzd/

serenely self-possessed and free from agitation especially in times of stress

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

ComposersnounUS /kəmˈpoʊzərz/

plural of “composer” — someone who composes music as a profession

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

contentmentnounUS /kənˈtentmənt/

happiness with one's situation in life

From this reading This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

greateradjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtər/

greater in size or importance or degree

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Mozart’s Affection Mozart loved his parents tenderly.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

keptadjectiveUS /kept/

(especially of promises or contracts) not violated or disregarded

From this reading This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.

kissnounUS /kɪs/

the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.

LnounUS /el/

a metric unit of capacity, formerly defined as the volume of one kilogram of pure water under standard conditions; now equal to 1,000 cubic centimeters (or approximately 1.75 pints)

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

lovedadjectiveUS /lʌvd/

held dear

From this reading Mozart’s Affection Mozart loved his parents tenderly.

LoversnounUS /ˈlʌvərz/

plural of “lover” — a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

MozartnounUS /ˈmoʊzɑːrt/

prolific Austrian composer and child prodigy; master of the classical style in all its forms of his time (1756-1791)

From this reading Mozart’s Affection Mozart loved his parents tenderly.

Mozart'snounUS /ˈmoʊzɑːrts/

possessive form of “mozart” — prolific Austrian composer and child prodigy; master of the classical style in all its forms of his time (1756-1791)

From this reading Mozart’s Affection Mozart loved his parents tenderly.

MusicnounUS /ˈmjuːzɪk/

an artistic form of auditory communication incorporating instrumental or vocal tones in a structured and continuous manner

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

nightlyadjectiveUS /ˈnaɪtli/

happening every night

From this reading This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.

parentsnounUS /ˈperənts/

plural of “parent” — a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading Mozart’s Affection Mozart loved his parents tenderly.

peacenounUS /piːs/

the state prevailing during the absence of war

From this reading This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.

performancenounUS /pərˈfɔːrməns/

a dramatic or musical entertainment

From this reading This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.

philosophynounUS /fɪˈlɑː.sə.fi/

The study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence. (Triết học, đạo lý nhân sinh.)

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

reachedverbUS /riːtʃt/

past form of “reach” — reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.

retireverbUS /rɪˈtaɪr/

go into retirement; stop performing one's work or withdraw from one's position

From this reading This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.

revelationnounUS /ˌrevəˈleɪʃən/

the speech act of making something evident

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

sangnounUS /sæŋ/

North American woodland herb similar to and used as substitute for the Chinese ginseng

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

sciencenounUS /ˈsaɪəns/

a particular branch of scientific knowledge

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

songnounUS /sɔːŋ/

a short musical composition with words

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

standingadjectiveUS /ˈstændɪŋ/

having a supporting base

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

tenderlyadverbUS /ˈtendərli/

with tenderness; in a tender manner

From this reading Mozart’s Affection Mozart loved his parents tenderly.

tenthnounUS /tenθ/

a tenth part; one part in ten equal parts

From this reading This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.

VANnounUS /væn/

any creative group active in the innovation and application of new concepts and techniques in a given field (especially in the arts)

From this reading _A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers_ Music is a greater revelation than all science and philosophy!—L. VAN BEETHOVEN.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading When quite a little fellow, he composed a song, which he sang with his father every night before going to bed, while standing on a chair where his father had to put him.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading This ceremony over, he would kiss them and retire in peace and contentment.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading This nightly performance he kept up until he reached his tenth year.

Chapter 6 of German wit and humor by Minna Sophie Marie Baumann Downes holds 291 sentences, grouped into 59 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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