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German wit and humor

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of German wit and humor is here in full — 175 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”
D:—“From Karlsbad.”
L:—“Well, how did the waters agree with you?”
D:—“Not very well.
I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.
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German wit and humor

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of German wit and humor is here in full — 175 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/35 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”
Line 2
D:—“From Karlsbad.”
Line 3
L:—“Well, how did the waters agree with you?”
Line 4
D:—“Not very well.
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I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.
/aɪ wɑːz ðer sɪks wiːks ənd æm stɪl æz staʊt æz ˈevər/

Learner Dictionary

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agree verb US /əˈɡriː/

be in accord; be in agreement

From this reading “L:—“Well, how did the waters agree with you?””

Boarders noun US /ˈbɔːrdərz/

plural of “boarder” — a tenant in someone's house

Railway noun US /ˈreɪlweɪ/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading “_For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?””

Station noun US /ˈsteɪʃən/

a facility equipped with special equipment and personnel for a particular purpose

From this reading “_For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?””

stout adjective US /staʊt/

dependable

From this reading “I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.”

Tourists noun US /ˈtʊrəsts/

plural of “tourist” — someone who travels for pleasure

From this reading “_For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?””

Travelers noun US /ˈtrævələrz/

plural of “traveler” — a person who changes location

From this reading “_For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?””

waters noun US /ˈwɔːtərz/

United States actress and singer (1896-1977)

From this reading “L:—“Well, how did the waters agree with you?””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Railway Station noun + noun

terminal where trains load or unload passengers or goods

In this reading “_For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?””

Summer Boarders noun + noun counted as “summer boarder”

In this reading “_For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?””

six weeks noun + noun counted as “six week”

In this reading “I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.”

agree with verb + particle

In this reading “L:—“Well, how did the waters agree with you?””

dear sir adjective + noun

In this reading “_For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?””

come from verb + particle

In this reading “_For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?””

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AboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

agreeverbUS /əˈɡriː/

be in accord; be in agreement

From this reading L:—“Well, how did the waters agree with you?”

Ah

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From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

BoardersnounUS /ˈbɔːrdərz/

plural of “boarder” — a tenant in someone's house

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

DnounUS /diː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that prevents rickets

From this reading D:—“From Karlsbad.”

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading L:—“Well, how did the waters agree with you?”

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.

Karlsbad

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading D:—“From Karlsbad.”

LnounUS /el/

a metric unit of capacity, formerly defined as the volume of one kilogram of pure water under standard conditions; now equal to 1,000 cubic centimeters (or approximately 1.75 pints)

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading D:—“Not very well.

RailwaynounUS /ˈreɪlweɪ/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.

StationnounUS /ˈsteɪʃən/

a facility equipped with special equipment and personnel for a particular purpose

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.

stoutadjectiveUS /staʊt/

dependable

From this reading I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.

SummernounUS /ˈsʌmər/

the warmest season of the year; in the northern hemisphere it extends from the summer solstice to the autumnal equinox

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.

TouristsnounUS /ˈtʊrəsts/

plural of “tourist” — someone who travels for pleasure

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

TravelersnounUS /ˈtrævələrz/

plural of “traveler” — a person who changes location

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading D:—“Not very well.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.

watersnounUS /ˈwɔːtərz/

United States actress and singer (1896-1977)

From this reading L:—“Well, how did the waters agree with you?”

weeksnounUS /wiːks/

plural of “week” — any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading I was there six weeks and am still as stout as ever.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading L:—“Well, how did the waters agree with you?”

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading L:—“Well, how did the waters agree with you?”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders_ At the Railway Station L:—“Ah, how do you do, my dear sir; where do you come from?”

Chapter 7 of German wit and humor by Minna Sophie Marie Baumann Downes holds 175 sentences, grouped into 35 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 7 holds 175 sentences of German wit and humor, unabridged, divided into 35 reading sections.

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