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German wit and humor

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of German wit and humor is here in full — 29 sentences across 6 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.
Riding and driving strictly forbidden.
Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabsto-day, when the cycle rules the world!
They are a funny sight!...
Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”
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German wit and humor

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of German wit and humor is here in full — 29 sentences across 6 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/5 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.
Line 2
Riding and driving strictly forbidden.
/ˈraɪdɪŋ ənd ˈdraɪvɪŋ ˈstrɪktli fərˈbɪd.ən/
Line 3
Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabsto-day, when the cycle rules the world!
Line 4
They are a funny sight!...
/ðeɪ ɑːr ə ˈfʌni saɪt/
Line 5
Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cabs noun US /kæbz/

plural of “cab” — a compartment at the front of a motor vehicle or locomotive where driver sits

From this reading “Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!”

cycle noun US /ˈsaɪkəl/

an interval during which a recurring sequence of events occurs

From this reading “Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!”

Cycling noun US /ˈsaɪkəlɪŋ/

the sport of traveling on a bicycle or motorcycle

forbidden adjective US /fərˈbɪd.ən/

Not allowed; banned or prohibited by rule or law.

From this reading “Riding and driving strictly forbidden.”

Ordinance noun US /ˈɔːrdənəns/

an authoritative rule

From this reading “_On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.”

passenger noun US /ˈpæsəndʒər/

a traveler riding in a vehicle (a boat or bus or car or plane or train etc) who is not operating it

From this reading “_On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.”

strictly adverb US /ˈstrɪktli/

restricted to something

From this reading “Riding and driving strictly forbidden.”

vehicles noun US /ˈviːhɪkəlz/

plural of “vehicle” — a conveyance that transports people or objects

From this reading “Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

strictly forbidden adverb + adjective

In this reading “Riding and driving strictly forbidden.”

ring a bell verb + article + noun counted as “ring … bell”

In this reading “_On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.”

old woman adjective + noun

a woman who is old

In this reading “Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?””

Of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?””

on the road preposition + article + noun counted as “on … road”

travelling about

In this reading “Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!”

foot passenger noun + noun

In this reading “_On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

antediluviannoun

any of the early patriarchs who lived prior to the Noachian deluge

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

approachingnounUS /əˈproʊtʃɪŋ/

the event of one object coming closer to another

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

bellnounUS /bel/

a hollow device made of metal that makes a ringing sound when struck

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

cabsnounUS /kæbz/

plural of “cab” — a compartment at the front of a motor vehicle or locomotive where driver sits

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

carriagenounUS /ˈkærɪdʒ/

a railcar where passengers ride

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

carryverbUS /ˈkæri/

move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

cyclenounUS /ˈsaɪkəl/

an interval during which a recurring sequence of events occurs

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

cycler

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

CyclingnounUS /ˈsaɪkəlɪŋ/

the sport of traveling on a bicycle or motorcycle

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

drivingadjectiveUS /ˈdraɪvɪŋ/

having the power of driving or impelling

From this reading Riding and driving strictly forbidden.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

EverydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

footnounUS /fʊt/

the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

forbiddenadjectiveUS /fərˈbɪd.ən/

Not allowed; banned or prohibited by rule or law.

From this reading Riding and driving strictly forbidden.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading They are a funny sight!...

FutureadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtʃər/

yet to be or coming

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

LucknounUS /lʌk/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

OrdinancenounUS /ˈɔːrdənəns/

an authoritative rule

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

passengernounUS /ˈpæsəndʒər/

a traveler riding in a vehicle (a boat or bus or car or plane or train etc) who is not operating it

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

passingnounUS /ˈpæsɪŋ/

(American football) a play that involves one player throwing the ball to a teammate

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

RidingnounUS /ˈraɪdɪŋ/

the sport of sitting on the back of a horse while controlling its movements

From this reading Riding and driving strictly forbidden.

ringverbUS /rɪŋ/

sound loudly and sonorously

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

roadnounUS /roʊd/

an open way (generally public) for travel or transportation

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

rulesnounUS /ruːlz/

plural of “rule” — a principle or condition that customarily governs behavior

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

ScenenounUS /siːn/

the place where some action occurs

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

sightnounUS /saɪt/

an instance of visual perception

From this reading They are a funny sight!...

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

StreetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

strictlyadverbUS /ˈstrɪktli/

restricted to something

From this reading Riding and driving strictly forbidden.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They are a funny sight!...

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

to-day

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

vehiclesnounUS /ˈviːhɪkəlz/

plural of “vehicle” — a conveyance that transports people or objects

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

visibleadjectiveUS /ˈvɪzəbəl/

capable of being seen; or open to easy view

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading _On Cycling_ Street Scene of the Future Ordinance: Every foot passenger will carry a visible number and will ring a bell on approaching a cycler.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Luck Cycler (passing a carriage on the road):—“And still there are cabs—to-day, when the cycle rules the world!

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Of course an old woman is in it; who else would use one of those antediluvian vehicles?”

Chapter 8 of German wit and humor by Minna Sophie Marie Baumann Downes holds 29 sentences, grouped into 6 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 8 holds 29 sentences of German wit and humor, unabridged, divided into 6 reading sections.

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