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German wit and humor

Chapter IX

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_Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.
One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.
He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.
The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.
Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.
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German wit and humor

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of German wit and humor is here in full — 328 sentences across 66 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/65 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.
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One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.
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He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.
/hiː ɪkˈsprest hɪz ˈæŋɡər ɪn ə ˈveri ˈlaɪvli ˈfæʃən ənd went æt wʌns ˈɪntuː ðə haʊs frʌm wɪtʃ ðə ɡɜːrl hæd kʌm/
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The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.
/ðə ˈdɔːtər ʌv ðə haʊs rəˈsiːvd hɪm wɪð ˈmeni ɪksˈkjuːsɪz əˈʃʊrɪŋ hɪm ðæt ɔːl ˈdæmədʒ maɪt biː əˈvɔɪdɪd ɪf hiː wʊd pərˈmɪt hɜːr tuː wɑːʃ ðə spɑːts ɔːf æt wʌns/
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Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.
/kænt kept ɑːn ˈskoʊldɪŋ ənˈtɪl ðə jʌŋ ˈwʊmən hæd riˈmuːvd ɔːl ˈtreɪsəz ʌv ðə ˈmɪshæp/

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assuring adjective US /əˈʃʊrɪŋ/

giving confidence

From this reading “The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.”

Celebrities noun US /səˈlebrɪtiz/

plural of “celebrity” — a widely known person

donned verb US /dɑːnd/

inflected form of “don” — put clothing on one's body

From this reading “One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.”

excuses noun US /ɪksˈkjuːsɪz/

plural of “excuse” — a defense of some offensive behavior or some failure to keep a promise etc.

From this reading “The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.”

Kant noun US /kænt/

influential German idealist philosopher (1724-1804)

From this reading “_Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.”

mishap noun US /ˈmɪshæp/

an unpredictable outcome that is unfortunate

From this reading “Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.”

Scientists noun US /ˈsaɪəntɪsts/

plural of “scientist” — a person with advanced knowledge of one or more sciences

From this reading “_Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.”

scolding noun US /ˈskoʊldɪŋ/

rebuking a person harshly

From this reading “Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.”

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at once preposition + adverb

without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening

In this reading “He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.”

young woman adjective + noun

a young female

In this reading “Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.”

great philosopher adjective + noun

In this reading “_Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.”

into the house preposition + article + noun counted as “into … house”

In this reading “He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.”

all traces adjective + noun counted as “all trace”

In this reading “Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

angernounUS /ˈæŋɡər/

a strong emotion; a feeling that is oriented toward some real or supposed grievance

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

ArtistsnounUS /ˈɑːrtɪsts/

plural of “artist” — a person whose creative work shows sensitivity and imagination

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

assuringadjectiveUS /əˈʃʊrɪŋ/

giving confidence

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

AuthorsnounUS /ˈɔːθərz/

plural of “author” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

avoidedverbUS /əˈvɔɪdɪd/

past form of “avoid” — stay clear from; keep away from; keep out of the way of someone or something

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

carefuladjectiveUS /ˈkerfəl/

exercising caution or showing care or attention

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

carelessadjectiveUS /ˈkerləs/

marked by lack of attention or consideration or forethought or thoroughness; not careful

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

CelebritiesnounUS /səˈlebrɪtiz/

plural of “celebrity” — a widely known person

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

damagenounUS /ˈdæmədʒ/

the occurrence of a change for the worse

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

daughternounUS /ˈdɔːtər/

a female human offspring

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

dish-water

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From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

donnedverbUS /dɑːnd/

inflected form of “don” — put clothing on one's body

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

dressverbUS /dres/

put on clothes

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

excusesnounUS /ɪksˈkjuːsɪz/

plural of “excuse” — a defense of some offensive behavior or some failure to keep a promise etc.

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

expressedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsprest/

communicated in words

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

extremelyadverbUS /ekˈstriːmli/

to a high degree or extent; favorably or with much respect

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

fashionnounUS /ˈfæʃən/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

HostessnounUS /ˈhoʊstəs/

a woman host

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

Immanuel

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

KantnounUS /kænt/

influential German idealist philosopher (1724-1804)

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

keptadjectiveUS /kept/

(especially of promises or contracts) not violated or disregarded

From this reading Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.

livelyadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪvli/

full of life and energy

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

mishapnounUS /ˈmɪshæp/

an unpredictable outcome that is unfortunate

From this reading Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

passingnounUS /ˈpæsɪŋ/

(American football) a play that involves one player throwing the ball to a teammate

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

permitnounUS /pərˈmɪt/

a legal document giving official permission to do something

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

philosophernounUS /fəˈlɑːsəfər/

a specialist in philosophy

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

receivedadjectiveUS /rəˈsiːvd/

conforming to the established language usage of educated native speakers

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

removedadjectiveUS /riˈmuːvd/

separated in relationship by a given degree of descent

From this reading Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.

ScientistsnounUS /ˈsaɪəntɪsts/

plural of “scientist” — a person with advanced knowledge of one or more sciences

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

scoldingnounUS /ˈskoʊldɪŋ/

rebuking a person harshly

From this reading Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.

servantnounUS /ˈsɜːrvənt/

a person working in the service of another (especially in the household)

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

spotsnounUS /spɑːts/

spots before the eyes caused by opaque cell fragments in the vitreous humor and lens

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

suitverbUS /suːt/

be agreeable or acceptable to

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

threwverbUS /θruː/

inflected form of “throw” — propel through the air

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

tracesnounUS /ˈtreɪsəz/

plural of “trace” — a just detectable amount

From this reading Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

walknounUS /wɔːk/

the act of traveling by foot

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities_ Immanuel Kant and His Hostess The great philosopher was extremely careful about his dress.

washverbUS /wɑːʃ/

clean with some chemical process

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading One day, having donned a new suit, he went for a walk, and in passing a house a careless servant threw some dish-water on him.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading He expressed his anger in a very lively fashion and went at once into the house from which the girl had come.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading The daughter of the house received him with many excuses, assuring him that all damage might be avoided if he would permit her to wash the spots off at once.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading Kant kept on scolding until the young woman had removed all traces of the mishap.

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