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German wit and humor

Chapter XI

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_The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, say that a standing army is a great misfortune.
Can you tell me of a still greater one?”
One that is running away,” was the quick rejoinder.
Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.
An officer, in passing, asked him angrily: What are you doing?”
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German wit and humor

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of German wit and humor is here in full — 182 sentences across 37 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/36 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_The German Soldier_ The Greater MisfortuneThe enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.
/ðə ˈdʒɜːrmən ˈsoʊldʒər ðə ˈɡreɪtər mɪˈsfɔːrtʃən ðə ˈenəmiz ʌv ˈaʊər ˈmɪləteri ˈsɪstəm sed æn ɪɡˈzæmɪnɪŋ ˈɔːfəsər seɪ ðæt ə ˈstændɪŋ ˈɑːrmi ɪz ə ɡreɪt mɪˈsfɔːrtʃən/
Line 2
Can you tell me of a still greater one?”
/kæn juː tel miː ʌv ə stɪl ˈɡreɪtər wʌn/
Line 3
One that is running away,” was the quick rejoinder.
/wʌn ðæt ɪz ˈrʌnɪŋ əˈweɪ wɑːz ðə kwɪk rɪˈdʒɔɪndər/
Line 4
Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.
/ˈsɪtɪŋ ənd ˈstændɪŋ ə ˈsoʊldʒər huː wɑːz səˈpoʊzd tuː stænd ɡɑːrd æt ðə ˈentrəns ʌv ə ˈpʌblɪk ˈbɪldɪŋ hæd sæt daʊn ɑːn ə lɑːrdʒ stoʊn ɪn frʌnt ʌv ɪt/
Line 5
An officer, in passing, asked him angrily: “What are you doing?”
/æn ˈɔːfəsər ɪn ˈpæsɪŋ æskt hɪm ˈæŋɡrəli wʌt ɑːr juː ˈduːɪŋ/

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angrily adverb US /ˈæŋɡrəli/

with anger

From this reading “An officer, in passing, asked him angrily: “What are you doing?””

enemies noun US /ˈenəmiz/

plural of “enemy” — an opposing military force

From this reading “_The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.”

examining verb US /ɪɡˈzæmɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “examine” — consider in detail and subject to an analysis in order to discover essential features or meaning

From this reading “_The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.”

military adjective US /ˈmɪləteri/

of or relating to the study of the principles of warfare

From this reading “_The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.”

misfortune noun US /mɪˈsfɔːrtʃən/

unnecessary and unforeseen trouble resulting from an unfortunate event

From this reading “_The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.”

rejoinder noun US /rɪˈdʒɔɪndər/

a quick reply to a question or remark (especially a witty or critical one)

From this reading ““One that is running away,” was the quick rejoinder.”

soldier noun US /ˈsoʊldʒər/

an enlisted man or woman who serves in an army

From this reading “Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.”

system noun US /ˈsɪstəm/

instrumentality that combines interrelated interacting artifacts designed to work as a coherent entity

From this reading “_The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

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public building noun + noun

In this reading “Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.”

large stone adjective + noun

In this reading “Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.”

great misfortune adjective + noun

In this reading “_The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.”

in front preposition + noun

at or in the front

In this reading “Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.”

standing army adjective + noun

a permanent army of paid soldiers

In this reading “_The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.”

stand guard verb + noun

watch over so as to protect

In this reading “Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.”

at the entrance preposition + article + noun counted as “at … entrance”

In this reading “Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.”

in passing preposition + noun

incidentally; in the course of doing something else

In this reading “An officer, in passing, asked him angrily: “What are you doing?””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

angrilyadverbUS /ˈæŋɡrəli/

with anger

From this reading An officer, in passing, asked him angrily: “What are you doing?”

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading An officer, in passing, asked him angrily: “What are you doing?”

armynounUS /ˈɑːrmi/

a permanent organization of the military land forces of a nation or state

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading An officer, in passing, asked him angrily: “What are you doing?”

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading “One that is running away,” was the quick rejoinder.

buildingnounUS /ˈbɪldɪŋ/

a structure that has a roof and walls and stands more or less permanently in one place

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

Canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Can you tell me of a still greater one?”

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading An officer, in passing, asked him angrily: “What are you doing?”

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

enemiesnounUS /ˈenəmiz/

plural of “enemy” — an opposing military force

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

entrancenounUS /ˈentrəns/

something that provides access (to get in or get out)

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

examiningverbUS /ɪɡˈzæmɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “examine” — consider in detail and subject to an analysis in order to discover essential features or meaning

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

frontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

GermannounUS /ˈdʒɜːrmən/

a person of German nationality

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

GreateradjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtər/

greater in size or importance or degree

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

guardnounUS /ɡɑːrd/

a person who keeps watch over something or someone

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading An officer, in passing, asked him angrily: “What are you doing?”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Can you tell me of a still greater one?”

militaryadjectiveUS /ˈmɪləteri/

of or relating to the study of the principles of warfare

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

MisfortunenounUS /mɪˈsfɔːrtʃən/

unnecessary and unforeseen trouble resulting from an unfortunate event

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

officernounUS /ˈɔːfəsər/

any person in the armed services who holds a position of authority or command

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Can you tell me of a still greater one?”

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

passingnounUS /ˈpæsɪŋ/

(American football) a play that involves one player throwing the ball to a teammate

From this reading An officer, in passing, asked him angrily: “What are you doing?”

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

quickadjectiveUS /kwɪk/

accomplished rapidly and without delay

From this reading “One that is running away,” was the quick rejoinder.

rejoindernounUS /rɪˈdʒɔɪndər/

a quick reply to a question or remark (especially a witty or critical one)

From this reading “One that is running away,” was the quick rejoinder.

runningadjectiveUS /ˈrʌnɪŋ/

(of fluids) moving or issuing in a stream

From this reading “One that is running away,” was the quick rejoinder.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

SittingnounUS /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

SoldiernounUS /ˈsoʊldʒər/

an enlisted man or woman who serves in an army

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

standingadjectiveUS /ˈstændɪŋ/

having a supporting base

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Can you tell me of a still greater one?”

stonenounUS /stoʊn/

a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

supposedadjectiveUS /səˈpoʊzd/

required or under orders

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

systemnounUS /ˈsɪstəm/

instrumentality that combines interrelated interacting artifacts designed to work as a coherent entity

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading Can you tell me of a still greater one?”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _The German Soldier_ The Greater Misfortune “The enemies of our military system,” said an examining officer, “say that a standing army is a great misfortune.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “One that is running away,” was the quick rejoinder.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading An officer, in passing, asked him angrily: “What are you doing?”

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Sitting and Standing A soldier who was supposed to stand guard at the entrance of a public building, had sat down on a large stone in front of it.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Can you tell me of a still greater one?”

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