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German wit and humor

Chapter XII

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_Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.
His gunsmith at Nuremberg was well aware of this.
So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;
“Good-day, your Grace!
Your gun is finished.
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German wit and humor

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of German wit and humor is here in full — 582 sentences across 117 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/116 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.
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His gunsmith at Nuremberg was well aware of this.
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So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;
/soʊ ˈhævɪŋ fɪld æn ˈɔːrdər hiː roʊt wʌn deɪ ðə ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ lɑːˈkɑːnɪk ˈletər tuː hɪm/
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“Good-day, your Grace!
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Your gun is finished.
/jɔːr ɡʌn ɪz ˈfɪnɪʃt/

Learner Dictionary

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Brandenburg noun US /ˈbrændənbərɡ/

the territory of an Elector (of the Holy Roman Empire) that expanded to become the kingdom of Prussia in 1701

From this reading “_Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.”

Crowned adjective US /kraʊnd/

having an (artificial) crown on a tooth

debts noun US /dets/

plural of “debt” — the state of owing something (especially money)

From this reading “_Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.”

Generals noun US /ˈdʒenərəlz/

plural of “general” — a general officer of the highest rank

laconic adjective US /lɑːˈkɑːnɪk/

brief and to the point; effectively cut short

From this reading “So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;”

Nuremberg noun US /ˈnʊrəmbərɡ/

a city in southeastern Germany; site of Allied trials of Nazi war criminals (1945-46)

From this reading “His gunsmith at Nuremberg was well aware of this.”

reigning adjective US /ˈreɪnɪŋ/

exercising power or authority

From this reading “_Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.”

Statesmen noun US /ˈsteɪtsmɪn/

plural of “statesman” — a man who is a respected leader in national or international affairs

From this reading “_Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.”

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reigning Prince adjective + noun

In this reading “_Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.”

Crowned Heads adjective + noun counted as “crowned head”

a nation's ruler or head of state usually by hereditary right

In this reading “_Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.”

well aware adverb + adjective

In this reading “His gunsmith at Nuremberg was well aware of this.”

long time adjective + noun

a prolonged period of time

In this reading “_Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.”

in the habit preposition + article + noun counted as “in … habit”

In this reading “_Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading His gunsmith at Nuremberg was well aware of this.

awareadjectiveUS /əˈwer/

(sometimes followed by “of”) having or showing knowledge or understanding or realization or perception

From this reading His gunsmith at Nuremberg was well aware of this.

BrandenburgnounUS /ˈbrændənbərɡ/

the territory of an Elector (of the Holy Roman Empire) that expanded to become the kingdom of Prussia in 1701

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

CrownedadjectiveUS /kraʊnd/

having an (artificial) crown on a tooth

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

debtsnounUS /dets/

plural of “debt” — the state of owing something (especially money)

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

FamousadjectiveUS /ˈfeɪməs/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

filledadjectiveUS /fɪld/

(usually followed by “with” or used as a combining form) generously supplied with

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

finishedadjectiveUS /ˈfɪnɪʃt/

(of materials or goods) brought to the desired final state

From this reading Your gun is finished.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

GeneralsnounUS /ˈdʒenərəlz/

plural of “general” — a general officer of the highest rank

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

Good-day

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From this reading “Good-day, your Grace!

GracenounUS /ɡreɪs/

(Christian theology) a state of sanctification by God; the state of one who is under such divine influence

From this reading “Good-day, your Grace!

GunnounUS /ɡʌn/

a weapon that discharges a missile at high velocity (especially from a metal tube or barrel)

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

gunsmithnoun

someone who makes or repairs guns

From this reading His gunsmith at Nuremberg was well aware of this.

habitnounUS /ˈhæbət/

an established custom

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

HeadsnounUS /hedz/

plural of “head” — the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Your gun is finished.

Johann

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

laconicadjectiveUS /lɑːˈkɑːnɪk/

brief and to the point; effectively cut short

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

leavingnounUS /ˈliːvɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

Markgraf

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From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

MoneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

Neumark

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

NurembergnounUS /ˈnʊrəmbərɡ/

a city in southeastern Germany; site of Allied trials of Nazi war criminals (1945-46)

From this reading His gunsmith at Nuremberg was well aware of this.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

ordernounUS /ˈɔːrdər/

(often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

PrincenounUS /prɪns/

a male member of a royal family other than the sovereign (especially the son of a sovereign)

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

reigningadjectiveUS /ˈreɪnɪŋ/

exercising power or authority

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

SomeadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

StatesmennounUS /ˈsteɪtsmɪn/

plural of “statesman” — a man who is a respected leader in national or international affairs

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

TheirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading His gunsmith at Nuremberg was well aware of this.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

von

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From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals_ No Money, No Gun Markgraf Johann von Brandenburg, reigning Prince of Neumark, was in the habit of leaving his debts stand for a long time.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading His gunsmith at Nuremberg was well aware of this.

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading So having filled an order, he wrote one day the following laconic letter to him;

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Good-day, your Grace!

Chapter 12 of German wit and humor by Minna Sophie Marie Baumann Downes holds 582 sentences, grouped into 117 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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