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German wit and humor

Chapter XV

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_Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.
Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, is that end?”
I bet,” returned the other, they have cut it off.”
The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.
Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.
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German wit and humor

Chapter XV

Chapter 15 of German wit and humor is here in full — 361 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/72 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.
/ˌmɪsəˈleɪniəs ə roʊp wɪˈθaʊt end tuː ˈseɪlərz wɜːr ˈwaɪndɪŋ ʌp ə roʊp ənd dɪd nɑːt ˈfɪnɪʃ æz ˈkwɪkli æz ðeɪ ɪkˈspektəd/
Line 2
Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”
/wer ɪn ðə wɜːrld kraɪd wʌn ʌv ðem ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəntli ɪz ðæt end/
Line 3
I bet,” returned the other, “they have cut it off.”
/aɪ bet rɪˈtɜːrnd ðə ˈʌðər ðeɪ hæv kʌt ɪt ɔːf/
Line 4
The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.
Line 5
Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.

Learner Dictionary

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Berliner noun US /bərˈlɪnər/

an inhabitant of Berlin

From this reading “The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.”

birthday noun US /ˈbɜːrθdeɪ/

an anniversary of the day on which a person was born (or the celebration of it)

From this reading “The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.”

impatiently adverb US /ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəntli/

with impatience; in an impatient manner

From this reading ““Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?””

inches noun US /ˈɪntʃəz/

plural of “inch” — a unit of length equal to one twelfth of a foot

From this reading “Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.”

Miscellaneous adjective US /ˌmɪsəˈleɪniəs/

consisting of a haphazard assortment of different kinds

sailors noun US /ˈseɪlərz/

plural of “sailor” — any member of a ship's crew

From this reading “_Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.”

well-known adjective US /ˈwelˈnoʊn/

widely or fully known

From this reading “The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.”

winding adjective US /ˈwaɪndɪŋ/

marked by repeated turns and bends

From this reading “_Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Agreeably surprised adverb + adjective

In this reading “Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.”

six inches noun + noun counted as “six inch”

In this reading “Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.”

about six preposition + noun

In this reading “Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.”

too long adverb + adjective

In this reading “Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.”

in the world preposition + article + noun counted as “in … world”

In this reading ““Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?””

Two sailors noun + noun counted as “two sailor”

In this reading “_Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.

Agreeablyadverb

in an enjoyable manner

From this reading Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

BerlinernounUS /bərˈlɪnər/

an inhabitant of Berlin

From this reading The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.

betverbUS /bet/

maintain with or as if with a bet

From this reading “I bet,” returned the other, “they have cut it off.”

birthdaynounUS /ˈbɜːrθdeɪ/

an anniversary of the day on which a person was born (or the celebration of it)

From this reading The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading “Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”

cutverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading “I bet,” returned the other, “they have cut it off.”

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

Dressing-gown

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.

EndnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

expectedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspektəd/

considered likely or probable to happen or arrive

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

finishverbUS /ˈfɪnɪʃ/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “I bet,” returned the other, “they have cut it off.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I bet,” returned the other, “they have cut it off.”

impatientlyadverbUS /ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəntli/

with impatience; in an impatient manner

From this reading “Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”

inchesnounUS /ˈɪntʃəz/

plural of “inch” — a unit of length equal to one twelfth of a foot

From this reading Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “I bet,” returned the other, “they have cut it off.”

LongadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.

MiscellaneousadjectiveUS /ˌmɪsəˈleɪniəs/

consisting of a haphazard assortment of different kinds

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading “I bet,” returned the other, “they have cut it off.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading “I bet,” returned the other, “they have cut it off.”

presentedverbUS /priˈzentɪd/

past form of “present” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.

quicklyadverbUS /ˈkwɪkli/

with speed

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading “I bet,” returned the other, “they have cut it off.”

RopenounUS /roʊp/

a strong line

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

sailorsnounUS /ˈseɪlərz/

plural of “sailor” — any member of a ship's crew

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.

surprisedadjectiveUS /sərˈpraɪzd/

taken unawares or suddenly and feeling wonder or astonishment

From this reading Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading “Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.

triedadjectiveUS /traɪd/

tested and proved useful or correct

From this reading Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.

TwonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Agreeably surprised, he tried it on, but found that it was about six inches too long.

well-knownadjectiveUS /ˈwelˈnoʊn/

widely or fully known

From this reading The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading “Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.

windingadjectiveUS /ˈwaɪndɪŋ/

marked by repeated turns and bends

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The Long Dressing-gown The wife of a well-known Berliner presented him on his birthday with a dressing-gown.

WithoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading _Miscellaneous_ A Rope Without End Two sailors were winding up a rope, and did not finish as quickly as they expected.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading “Where in the world,” cried one of them impatiently, “is that end?”

Chapter 15 of German wit and humor by Minna Sophie Marie Baumann Downes holds 361 sentences, grouped into 73 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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