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Getting Married

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.
Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.
Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.
They cite the example of George Eliot, who formed an illicit union with Lewes.
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Getting Married

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Getting Married is here in full — 391 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
/ðer ɪz noʊ səbˈdʒekt ɑːn wɪtʃ mɔːr ˈdeɪndʒərəs ˈnɑːnsens ɪz tɔːkt ənd θɔːt ðæn ˈmerɪdʒ/
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If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.
/ɪf ðə ˈmɪstʃəf stɑːpt æt ˈtɔːkɪŋ ənd ˈθɪŋkɪŋ ɪt wʊd biː bæd ɪˈnʌf bʌt ɪt ɡoʊz ˈfɜːrðər ˈɪntuː dɪˈzæstrəs æˈnɑːrkɪkəl ˈækʃən/
Line 3
Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.
/bɪˈkɔːz ˈaʊər ˈmerɪdʒ lɔː ɪz ˌɪnˈhjuːmən ənd ənˈriːznəbəl tuː ðə pɔɪnt ʌv ˈdaʊnraɪt əˌbɑːməˈneɪʃən ðə ˈboʊldər ənd mɔːr rɪˈbeljəs ˈspɪrɪts fɔːrm ˌɪˈlɪsət ˈjuːnjənz dɪˈfaɪəntli ˈsendɪŋ kɑːrdz raʊnd tuː ðer frendz əˈnaʊnsɪŋ wʌt ðeɪ hæv dʌn/
Line 4
Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.
Line 5
They cite the example of George Eliot, who formed an illicit union with Lewes.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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abomination noun US /əˌbɑːməˈneɪʃən/

a person who is loathsome or disgusting

From this reading “Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.”

anarchical adjective US /æˈnɑːrkɪkəl/

without law or control

From this reading “If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.”

attainable adjective US /əˈteɪnəbəl/

capable of being attained or accomplished

From this reading “Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.”

authentic adjective US /əˈθentɪk/

conforming to fact and therefore worthy of belief

From this reading “Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.”

cite verb US /saɪt/

make reference to

From this reading “They cite the example of George Eliot, who formed an illicit union with Lewes.”

Eliot noun US /ˈeliət/

British poet (born in the United States) who won the Nobel prize for literature; his plays are outstanding examples of modern verse drama (1888-1965)

From this reading “They cite the example of George Eliot, who formed an illicit union with Lewes.”

illicit adjective US /ˌɪˈlɪsət/

contrary to accepted morality (especially sexual morality) or convention

From this reading “Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.”

unions noun US /ˈjuːnjənz/

plural of “union” — an organization of employees formed to bargain with the employer

From this reading “Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.”

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abominationnounUS /əˌbɑːməˈneɪʃən/

a person who is loathsome or disgusting

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

accountnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

actionnounUS /ˈækʃən/

something done (usually as opposed to something said)

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

advancedadjectiveUS /ədˈvænst/

farther along in physical or mental development

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

anarchicaladjectiveUS /æˈnɑːrkɪkəl/

without law or control

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

announcingverbUS /əˈnaʊnsɪŋ/

-ing form of “announce” — make known; make an announcement

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

astonishedadjectiveUS /əˈstɑːnɪʃt/

filled with the emotional impact of overwhelming surprise or shock

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

attainableadjectiveUS /əˈteɪnəbəl/

capable of being attained or accomplished

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

authenticadjectiveUS /əˈθentɪk/

conforming to fact and therefore worthy of belief

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

BecauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

bolderadjectiveUS /ˈboʊldər/

comparative of “bold” — fearless and daring

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

cardsnounUS /kɑːrdz/

a game played with playing cards

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

citeverbUS /saɪt/

make reference to

From this reading They cite the example of George Eliot, who formed an illicit union with Lewes.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

compromize

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

consentnounUS /kənˈsent/

permission to do something

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

dangerousadjectiveUS /ˈdeɪndʒərəs/

involving or causing danger or risk; liable to hurt or harm

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

decidedadjectiveUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd/

recognizable; marked

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

defiantlyadverbUS /dɪˈfaɪəntli/

in a rebellious manner

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

disastrousadjectiveUS /dɪˈzæstrəs/

(of events) having extremely unfortunate or dire consequences; bringing ruin

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

downrightadverbUS /ˈdaʊnraɪt/

thoroughgoing

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

EliotnounUS /ˈeliət/

British poet (born in the United States) who won the Nobel prize for literature; his plays are outstanding examples of modern verse drama (1888-1965)

From this reading They cite the example of George Eliot, who formed an illicit union with Lewes.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

examplenounUS /ɪɡˈzæmpəl/

an item of information that is typical of a class or group

From this reading They cite the example of George Eliot, who formed an illicit union with Lewes.

formnounUS /fɔːrm/

the phonological or orthographic sound or appearance of a word that can be used to describe or identify something

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

formedadjectiveUS /fɔːrmd/

having or given a form or shape

From this reading They cite the example of George Eliot, who formed an illicit union with Lewes.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

furtheradverbUS /ˈfɜːrðər/

to or at a greater extent or degree or a more advanced stage (“further” is used more often than “farther” in this abstract sense)

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

GeorgenounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading They cite the example of George Eliot, who formed an illicit union with Lewes.

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

heavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

illicitadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈlɪsət/

contrary to accepted morality (especially sexual morality) or convention

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

inhumanadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈhjuːmən/

without compunction or human feeling

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

lawnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

Lewes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They cite the example of George Eliot, who formed an illicit union with Lewes.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

marriagenounUS /ˈmerɪdʒ/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

marryverbUS /ˈmeri/

take in marriage

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

mischiefnounUS /ˈmɪstʃəf/

reckless or malicious behavior that causes discomfort or annoyance in others

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

nonsensenounUS /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

perplexedadjectiveUS /pərˈplekst/

full of difficulty or confusion or bewilderment

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

rebelliousadjectiveUS /rɪˈbeljəs/

resisting control or authority

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

ringverbUS /rɪŋ/

sound loudly and sonorously

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

securitynounUS /sɪˈkjʊrəti/

the state of being free from danger or injury

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

sendingnounUS /ˈsendɪŋ/

the act of causing something to go (especially messages)

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

spiritsnounUS /ˈspɪrɪts/

an alcoholic beverage that is distilled rather than fermented

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

stoppedadjectiveUS /stɑːpt/

(of a nose) blocked

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

supposedadjectiveUS /səˈpoʊzd/

required or under orders

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

talkedverbUS /tɔːkt/

past form of “talk” — exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

talkingnounUS /ˈtɔːkɪŋ/

an exchange of ideas via conversation

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

thinkingnounUS /ˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

the process of using your mind to consider something carefully

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

unionnounUS /ˈjuːnjən/

an organization of employees formed to bargain with the employer

From this reading They cite the example of George Eliot, who formed an illicit union with Lewes.

unionsnounUS /ˈjuːnjənz/

plural of “union” — an organization of employees formed to bargain with the employer

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

unreasonableadjectiveUS /ənˈriːznəbəl/

not reasonable; not showing good judgment

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

urgeverbUS /ɜːrdʒ/

force or impel in an indicated direction

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

viewsnounUS /vjuːz/

plural of “view” — a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

weddingnounUS /ˈwedɪŋ/

the social event at which the ceremony of marriage is performed

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Because our marriage law is inhuman and unreasonable to the point of downright abomination, the bolder and more rebellious spirits form illicit unions, defiantly sending cards round to their friends announcing what they have done.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading If the mischief stopped at talking and thinking it would be bad enough; but it goes further, into disastrous anarchical action.

YoungadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading Young women come to me and ask me whether I think they ought to consent to marry the man they have decided to live with; and they are perplexed and astonished when I, who am supposed (heaven knows why!) to have the most advanced views attainable on the subject, urge them on no account to compromize themselves without the security of an authentic wedding ring.

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