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Goat-Feathers

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.
We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.
I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!
A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.
The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Goat-Feathers

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Goat-Feathers is here in full — 128 sentences across 26 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.
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We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.
/wiː siːm tuː biː bɔːrn ˈlaɪərz ɪn ðæt pərˈtɪkjələr ɔːl ʌv ʌs ənd aɪ æm noʊ ˈdɪfərənt/
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I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!
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A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.
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The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

Learner Dictionary

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agonizing adjective US /ˈæɡənaɪzɪŋ/

extremely painful

From this reading “I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!”

begins noun US /bɪˈɡɪnz/

plural of “begin” — Israeli statesman (born in Russia) who (as prime minister of Israel) negotiated a peace treaty with Anwar Sadat (then the president of Egypt) (1913-1992)

From this reading “A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.”

Chambers noun US /ˈtʃeɪmbərz/

English architect (1723-1796)

From this reading “The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.”

cracking noun US /ˈkrækɪŋ/

a sudden sharp noise

From this reading “I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!”

liars noun US /ˈlaɪərz/

plural of “liar” — a person who has lied or who lies repeatedly

From this reading “We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.”

oat noun US /oʊt/

annual grass of Europe and North Africa; grains used as food and fodder (referred to primarily in the plural: “oats”)

prizes noun US /ˈpraɪzəz/

plural of “prize” — something given for victory or superiority in a contest or competition or for winning a lottery

From this reading “The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.”

winning adjective US /ˈwɪnɪŋ/

having won

From this reading “The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

agonizingadjectiveUS /ˈæɡənaɪzɪŋ/

extremely painful

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

awfuladjectiveUS /ˈɑːfəl/

exceptionally bad or displeasing

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

beginsnounUS /bɪˈɡɪnz/

plural of “begin” — Israeli statesman (born in Russia) who (as prime minister of Israel) negotiated a peace treaty with Anwar Sadat (then the president of Egypt) (1913-1992)

From this reading A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

bitteradjectiveUS /ˈbɪtər/

marked by strong resentment or cynicism

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

bornadjectiveUS /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.

ChambersnounUS /ˈtʃeɪmbərz/

English architect (1723-1796)

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

crackingnounUS /ˈkrækɪŋ/

a sudden sharp noise

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

differentadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfərənt/

unlike in nature or quality or form or degree

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

eathers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

Ernest

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

FnounUS /ef/

a degree on the Fahrenheit scale of temperature

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

GnounUS /dʒiː/

a metric unit of weight equal to one thousandth of a kilogram

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

honornounUS /ˈɑːnər/

a tangible symbol signifying approval or distinction

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

liarsnounUS /ˈlaɪərz/

plural of “liar” — a person who has lied or who lies repeatedly

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

lyingnounUS /ˈlaɪɪŋ/

the deliberate act of deviating from the truth

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.

milenounUS /maɪl/

a unit of length equal to 1,760 yards or 5,280 feet; exactly 1609.344 meters

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

oatnounUS /oʊt/

annual grass of Europe and North Africa; grains used as food and fodder (referred to primarily in the plural: “oats”)

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

particularadjectiveUS /pərˈtɪkjələr/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

Poole

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

prizesnounUS /ˈpraɪzəz/

plural of “prize” — something given for victory or superiority in a contest or competition or for winning a lottery

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

probablyadverbUS /ˈprɑːbəbliː/

with considerable certainty; without much doubt

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

ratenounUS /reɪt/

a magnitude or frequency relative to a time unit

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

RobertnounUS /ˈrɑːbərt/

United States parliamentary authority and author (in 1876) of Robert's Rules of Order (1837-1923)

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

startingadjectiveUS /ˈstɑːrtɪŋ/

(especially of eyes) bulging or protruding as with fear

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

tellsnounUS /telz/

plural of “tell” — a Swiss patriot who lived in the early 14th century and who was renowned for his skill as an archer

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

truthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I'm starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful!

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

WnounUS /ˈdʌbəljuː/

a heavy grey-white metallic element; the pure form is used mainly in electrical applications; it is found in several ores including wolframite and scheelite

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

wabble

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading G_oat_-F_eathers_ No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself.

winningadjectiveUS /ˈwɪnɪŋ/

having won

From this reading The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I'm not.

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Eathers
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Human
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Being
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Tells
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