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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt! is here in full — 324 sentences across 65 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I was learning fast.
I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.
It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.
Mierd told me that.
And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt! is here in full — 324 sentences across 65 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/64 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I was learning fast.
/aɪ wɑːz ˈlɜːrnɪŋ fæst/
Line 2
I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.
/aɪ lɜːrnd waɪ juː hæv tuː hæv ˈkrɪsməs iːv deɪ bɪˈfɔːr juː kæn hæv ˈkrɪsməs/
Line 3
It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.
Line 4
Mierd told me that.
Line 5
And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.
/ənd ʃiː wɑːz ɪn ə ɡʊd ˈhjuːmər ˈiːvɪn ˈlæfɪŋ wen ʃiː sed ɪt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Christmas noun US /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading “I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.”

Eve noun US /iːv/

(Old Testament) Adam's wife in Judeo-Christian mythology: the first woman and mother of the human race; God created Eve from Adam's rib and placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden

From this reading “I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.”

hang verb US /hæŋ/

be suspended or hanging

From this reading “It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.”

humor noun US /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading “And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.”

kitchen noun US /ˈkɪtʃən/

a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading “It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.”

learning noun US /ˈlɜːrnɪŋ/

the cognitive process of acquiring skill or knowledge

From this reading “I was learning fast.”

popcorn noun US /ˈpɑːpkɔːrn/

corn having small ears and kernels that burst when exposed to dry heat

From this reading “It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.”

string noun US /strɪŋ/

a lightweight cord

From this reading “It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.

ChristmasnounUS /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.

churchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

DaynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.

EvenounUS /iːv/

(Old Testament) Adam's wife in Judeo-Christian mythology: the first woman and mother of the human race; God created Eve from Adam's rib and placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden

From this reading I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.

fastadverbUS /fæst/

quickly or rapidly (often used as a combining form)

From this reading I was learning fast.

floornounUS /flɔːr/

the inside lower horizontal surface (as of a room, hallway, tent, or other structure)

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.

hangverbUS /hæŋ/

be suspended or hanging

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I was learning fast.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

kitchennounUS /ˈkɪtʃən/

a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

laughingadjectiveUS /ˈlæfɪŋ/

showing or feeling mirth or pleasure or happiness

From this reading And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.

learnedadjectiveUS /lɜːrnd/

having or showing profound knowledge

From this reading I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.

learningnounUS /ˈlɜːrnɪŋ/

the cognitive process of acquiring skill or knowledge

From this reading I was learning fast.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Mierd told me that.

Mierd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mierd told me that.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

popcornnounUS /ˈpɑːpkɔːrn/

corn having small ears and kernels that burst when exposed to dry heat

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

stringnounUS /strɪŋ/

a lightweight cord

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Mierd told me that.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading Mierd told me that.

treenounUS /triː/

a tall perennial woody plant having a main trunk and branches forming a distinct elevated crown; includes both gymnosperms and angiosperms

From this reading It's so you can sit on the kitchen floor and string popcorn to hang on the big tree at church.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was learning fast.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading And she was in a good humor, even laughing, when she said it.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I learned why you have to have Christmas Eve Day before you can have Christmas.

Chapter 8 of Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt! by Jewell Ellen Smith holds 324 sentences, grouped into 65 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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