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Greener Than You Think

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

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Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."
"I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.
The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.
I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."
Sensation.
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Greener Than You Think

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of Greener Than You Think is here in full — 418 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."
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"I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.
/aɪ hoʊld noʊ dɪˈɡriːz ˈɑːnərz ɔːr dɪˈploʊməz ˌwʌˈtevər ənd aɪ hæv nɑːt ˈweɪstɪd wʌn ˈsekənd ʌv maɪ laɪf ɪn ˈeni ˈkɑːlɪdʒ ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəti əˈkæd.ə.mi ɔːr ˈʌðər əˈledʒd ˌɪnstɪˈtuːʃən ʌv ˈlɜːrnɪŋ/
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The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.
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I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."
/aɪ æm ə ˈkwestʃənər ˈdʒentəlmɪn ə ˈlɜːrnər nɑːt ə kəˈlektər ʌv ˌælfəˈbetɪkəl ˈletərz wɪtʃ strʌŋ təˈɡeðər ɪn ˈeni fɔːrm jɔːr ˈfænsi ˈpliːzɪz kənˈtɪnjuː ɪˈtɜːrnəli tuː spel ˈnʌθɪŋ ˌwʌˈtevər/
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Sensation.
/senˈseɪʃən/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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alphabetical adjective US /ˌælfəˈbetɪkəl/

relating to or expressed by a writing system that uses an alphabet

From this reading “I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."”

collector noun US /kəˈlektər/

a person who collects things

From this reading “I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."”

Darwin noun US /ˈdɑːrwɪn/

English natural scientist who formulated a theory of evolution by natural selection (1809-1882)

From this reading “The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.”

diplomas noun US /dɪˈploʊməz/

plural of “diploma” — a document certifying the successful completion of a course of study

From this reading “"I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.”

Erasmus noun US /ɪˈræzməs/

Dutch humanist and theologian who was the leading Renaissance scholar of northern Europe; although his criticisms of the Roman Catholic Church led to the Reformation, he opposed violence and condemned Martin Luther (1466-1536)

From this reading “The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.”

eternally adverb US /ɪˈtɜːrnəli/

for a limitless time

From this reading “I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."”

learner noun US /ˈlɜːrnər/

someone (especially a child) who learns (as from a teacher) or takes up knowledge or beliefs

From this reading “I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."”

questioner noun US /ˈkwestʃənər/

someone who asks a question

From this reading “I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

academynounUS /əˈkæd.ə.mi/

A place of study or training in a special field of knowledge and arts.

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

afraidadjectiveUS /əˈfreɪd/

filled with fear or apprehension

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

allegedadjectiveUS /əˈledʒd/

declared but not proved

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

alphabeticaladjectiveUS /ˌælfəˈbetɪkəl/

relating to or expressed by a writing system that uses an alphabet

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

BaconnounUS /ˈbeɪkən/

back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked; usually sliced thin and fried

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

collectornounUS /kəˈlektər/

a person who collects things

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

collegenounUS /ˈkɑːlɪdʒ/

the body of faculty and students of a college

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

continueverbUS /kənˈtɪnjuː/

continue a certain state, condition, or activity

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

DarwinnounUS /ˈdɑːrwɪn/

English natural scientist who formulated a theory of evolution by natural selection (1809-1882)

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

degreesnounUS /dɪˈɡriːz/

plural of “degree” — a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

diplomasnounUS /dɪˈploʊməz/

plural of “diploma” — a document certifying the successful completion of a course of study

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

ErasmusnounUS /ɪˈræzməs/

Dutch humanist and theologian who was the leading Renaissance scholar of northern Europe; although his criticisms of the Roman Catholic Church led to the Reformation, he opposed violence and condemned Martin Luther (1466-1536)

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

eternallyadverbUS /ɪˈtɜːrnəli/

for a limitless time

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

fancynounUS /ˈfænsi/

something many people believe that is false

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

formnounUS /fɔːrm/

the phonological or orthographic sound or appearance of a word that can be used to describe or identify something

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

honorsnounUS /ˈɑːnərz/

plural of “honor” — a tangible symbol signifying approval or distinction

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

institutionnounUS /ˌɪnstɪˈtuːʃən/

an organization founded and united for a specific purpose

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

JonesnounUS /dʒoʊnz/

United States labor leader (born in Ireland) who helped to found the Industrial Workers of the World (1830-1930)

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

Lamarcknoun

French naturalist who proposed that evolution resulted from the inheritance of acquired characteristics (1744-1829)

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

Lavoisiernoun

French chemist known as the father of modern chemistry; discovered oxygen and disproved the theory of phlogiston (1743-1794)

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

learnernounUS /ˈlɜːrnər/

someone (especially a child) who learns (as from a teacher) or takes up knowledge or beliefs

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

learningnounUS /ˈlɜːrnɪŋ/

the cognitive process of acquiring skill or knowledge

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

Linnaeusnoun

Swedish botanist who proposed the modern system of biological nomenclature (1707-1778)

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

madamnounUS /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

pleasesverbUS /ˈpliːzɪz/

third-person singular of “please” — give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

questionernounUS /ˈkwestʃənər/

someone who asks a question

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

replynounUS /rɪˈplaɪ/

a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

Roger

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

secondnounUS /ˈsekənd/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

SenatornounUS /ˈsenətər/

a member of a senate

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

SensationnounUS /senˈseɪʃən/

an unelaborated elementary awareness of stimulation

From this reading Sensation.

spellverbUS /spel/

orally recite the letters of or give the spelling of

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

strungadjectiveUS /strʌŋ/

that is on a string

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The degrees good enough for Roger Bacon, Erasmus Darwin, Lavoisier, Linnaeus and Lamarck are good enough for me.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

universitynounUS /ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəti/

the body of faculty and students at a university

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

wastedadjectiveUS /ˈweɪstɪd/

serving no useful purpose; having no excuse for being

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

whateverdeterminerUS /ˌwʌˈtevər/

any or all of a kind, it does not matter which

From this reading "I hold no degrees, honors, or diplomas whatever, and I have not wasted one second of my life in any college, university, academy, or other alleged institution of learning.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I am a questioner, gentlemen, a learner, not a collector of alphabetical letters which, strung together in any form your fancy pleases, continue eternally to spell nothing whatever."

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Senator Jones said, "I'm afraid I did not quite understand your reply, madam."

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