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Gullible's Travels, Etc.

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of Gullible's Travels, Etc. is here in full — 446 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."
"I'm only thinkin' of your wife and Bessie," says Bishop.
"If anything happened, I'd want 'em to be near a lifeboat."
"Nothin's goin' to happen," I says.
"They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Gullible's Travels, Etc.

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of Gullible's Travels, Etc. is here in full — 446 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/89 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."
Line 2
"I'm only thinkin' of your wife and Bessie," says Bishop.
Line 3
"If anything happened, I'd want 'em to be near a lifeboat."
Line 4
"Nothin's goin' to happen," I says.
Line 5
"They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

acts noun US /ækts/

a New Testament book describing the development of the early church from Christ's Ascension to Paul's sojourn at Rome

From this reading “"That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."”

Bishop noun US /ˈbɪʃəp/

a senior member of the Christian clergy having spiritual and administrative authority; appointed in Christian churches to oversee priests or ministers; considered in some churches to be successors of the twelve Apostles of Christ

From this reading “"That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."”

happen verb US /ˈhæpən/

come to pass

From this reading “"Nothin's goin' to happen," I says.”

lake noun US /leɪk/

a body of (usually fresh) water surrounded by land

From this reading “"They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.”

lifeboat noun US /ˈlaɪfboʊt/

a strong sea boat designed to rescue people from a sinking ship

From this reading “"If anything happened, I'd want 'em to be near a lifeboat."”

Missus noun US /ˈmɪsɪz/

informal term of address for someone's wife

From this reading “"That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."”

month noun US /mʌnθ/

one of the twelve divisions of the calendar year

From this reading “"They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.”

wreck noun US /rek/

something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation

From this reading “"They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "If anything happened, I'd want 'em to be near a lifeboat."

actsnounUS /ækts/

a New Testament book describing the development of the early church from Christ's Ascension to Paul's sojourn at Rome

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I'm only thinkin' of your wife and Bessie," says Bishop.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading "If anything happened, I'd want 'em to be near a lifeboat."

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "If anything happened, I'd want 'em to be near a lifeboat."

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

Bessie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I'm only thinkin' of your wife and Bessie," says Bishop.

BishopnounUS /ˈbɪʃəp/

a senior member of the Christian clergy having spiritual and administrative authority; appointed in Christian churches to oversee priests or ministers; considered in some churches to be successors of the twelve Apostles of Christ

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.

goin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Nothin's goin' to happen," I says.

happenverbUS /ˈhæpən/

come to pass

From this reading "Nothin's goin' to happen," I says.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading "If anything happened, I'd want 'em to be near a lifeboat."

hasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "If anything happened, I'd want 'em to be near a lifeboat."

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I'm only thinkin' of your wife and Bessie," says Bishop.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "If anything happened, I'd want 'em to be near a lifeboat."

lakenounUS /leɪk/

a body of (usually fresh) water surrounded by land

From this reading "They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.

lifeboatnounUS /ˈlaɪfboʊt/

a strong sea boat designed to rescue people from a sinking ship

From this reading "If anything happened, I'd want 'em to be near a lifeboat."

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

MissusnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

informal term of address for someone's wife

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

monthnounUS /mʌnθ/

one of the twelve divisions of the calendar year

From this reading "They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading "If anything happened, I'd want 'em to be near a lifeboat."

Nothin's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Nothin's goin' to happen," I says.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "I'm only thinkin' of your wife and Bessie," says Bishop.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading "I'm only thinkin' of your wife and Bessie," says Bishop.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading "They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

spotnounUS /spɑːt/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

tellin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

That's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.

thinkin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I'm only thinkin' of your wife and Bessie," says Bishop.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading "If anything happened, I'd want 'em to be near a lifeboat."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "That's what I been tellin' 'em," says the Missus; "but Mr. Bishop acts like he was married to this spot."

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading "I'm only thinkin' of your wife and Bessie," says Bishop.

wrecknounUS /rek/

something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation

From this reading "They hasn't been a wreck on this lake for over a month.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "I'm only thinkin' of your wife and Bessie," says Bishop.

Chapter 6 of Gullible's Travels, Etc. by Ring Lardner holds 446 sentences, grouped into 90 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Travels
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