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Half-Hours with the Idiot
Half-Hours with the Idiot

Chapter II

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"And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"
"I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.
It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'
Lots of people considered it drivel, but to me it was fraught with much sad significance."
"Well, if you can translate it, it's more than I can," said the Bibliomaniac.
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Half-Hours with the Idiot

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Half-Hours with the Idiot is here in full — 444 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"
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"I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.
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It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'
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Lots of people considered it drivel, but to me it was fraught with much sad significance."
/lɑːts ʌv ˈpiːpəl kənˈsɪdərd ɪt ˈdrɪvəl bʌt tuː miː ɪt wɑːz frɔːt wɪð mʌtʃ sæd səɡˈnɪfɪkəns/
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"Well, if you can translate it, it's more than I can," said the Bibliomaniac.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

attributed verb US /əˈtrɪbjətɪd/

past form of “attribute” — attribute or credit to

From this reading “"And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"”

buzz verb US /bʌz/

make a buzzing sound

From this reading “It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'”

countrymen noun US /ˈkʌntrimɪn/

plural of “countryman” — a man from your own country

From this reading “"And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"”

drivel noun US /ˈdrɪvəl/

a worthless message

From this reading “"And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"”

fraught adjective US /frɔːt/

marked by distress

From this reading “Lots of people considered it drivel, but to me it was fraught with much sad significance."”

Jefferson noun US /ˈdʒefərsən/

3rd President of the United States; chief drafter of the Declaration of Independence; made the Louisiana Purchase in 1803 and sent out the Lewis and Clark Expedition to explore it (1743-1826)

From this reading “"And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"”

Schenectady noun US /skəˈnektədi/

a city of eastern New York on the Mohawk river; it prospered after the opening of the Erie Canal

From this reading “It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'”

translate verb US /trænzˈleɪt/

restate (words) from one language into another language

From this reading “"Well, if you can translate it, it's more than I can," said the Bibliomaniac.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

for instance preposition + noun

as an example

In this reading “"And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"”

old man adjective + noun

a man who is very old

In this reading “It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'”

get off verb + particle

leave a vehicle, aircraft, etc.

In this reading “"And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

appropriateverbUS /əˈproʊpriət/

give or assign a resource to a particular person or cause

From this reading "I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

attributedverbUS /əˈtrɪbjətɪd/

past form of “attribute” — attribute or credit to

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

Bibliomaniac

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From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Lots of people considered it drivel, but to me it was fraught with much sad significance."

buzzverbUS /bʌz/

make a buzzing sound

From this reading It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading "Well, if you can translate it, it's more than I can," said the Bibliomaniac.

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

chapnounUS /tʃæp/

a boy or man

From this reading It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'

consideredadjectiveUS /kənˈsɪdərd/

carefully weighed

From this reading Lots of people considered it drivel, but to me it was fraught with much sad significance."

countrymennounUS /ˈkʌntrimɪn/

plural of “countryman” — a man from your own country

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

drivelnounUS /ˈdrɪvəl/

a worthless message

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

fraughtadjectiveUS /frɔːt/

marked by distress

From this reading Lots of people considered it drivel, but to me it was fraught with much sad significance."

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Well, if you can translate it, it's more than I can," said the Bibliomaniac.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.

IdiotnounUS /ˈɪdiːət/

a person of subnormal intelligence

From this reading "I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Well, if you can translate it, it's more than I can," said the Bibliomaniac.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

instancenounUS /ˈɪnstəns/

an occurrence of something

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, if you can translate it, it's more than I can," said the Bibliomaniac.

JeffersonnounUS /ˈdʒefərsən/

3rd President of the United States; chief drafter of the Declaration of Independence; made the Louisiana Purchase in 1803 and sent out the Lewis and Clark Expedition to explore it (1743-1826)

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

LotsnounUS /lɑːts/

a large number or amount

From this reading Lots of people considered it drivel, but to me it was fraught with much sad significance."

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.

messagenounUS /ˈmesədʒ/

a communication (usually brief) that is written or spoken or signaled

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading "Well, if you can translate it, it's more than I can," said the Bibliomaniac.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading "I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Lots of people considered it drivel, but to me it was fraught with much sad significance."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Lots of people considered it drivel, but to me it was fraught with much sad significance."

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading "I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

questionsnounUS /ˈkwestʃənz/

plural of “question” — an instance of questioning

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

receivedadjectiveUS /rəˈsiːvd/

conforming to the established language usage of educated native speakers

From this reading It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'

sadadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading Lots of people considered it drivel, but to me it was fraught with much sad significance."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.

SchenectadynounUS /skəˈnektədi/

a city of eastern New York on the Mohawk river; it prospered after the opening of the Erie Canal

From this reading It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'

scornfullyadverb

without respect; in a disdainful manner

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading "I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "I've only seen one message from Jefferson," said the Idiot, "and it seemed to me most appropriate.

sendverbUS /send/

cause to go somewhere

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

significancenounUS /səɡˈnɪfɪkəns/

the quality of being significant

From this reading Lots of people considered it drivel, but to me it was fraught with much sad significance."

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading "Well, if you can translate it, it's more than I can," said the Bibliomaniac.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

ThomasnounUS /ˈtɑːməs/

United States clockmaker who introduced mass production (1785-1859)

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

to-day

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

translateverbUS /trænzˈleɪt/

restate (words) from one language into another language

From this reading "Well, if you can translate it, it's more than I can," said the Bibliomaniac.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, if you can translate it, it's more than I can," said the Bibliomaniac.

Whizzverb

make a soft swishing sound

From this reading It was received by a chap up in Schenectady, and all the old man said was 'Whizz--whizz--whizz, buzz--buzz--buzz, whizz--whizz--whizz!'

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "And do you really believe, also for instance," put in the Bibliomaniac scornfully, "that with so many big questions before the public to-day Thomas Jefferson would get off such drivel as has been attributed to him by these people, having a chance to send a real message to his countrymen?"

Chapter 2 of Half-Hours with the Idiot by John Kendrick Bangs holds 444 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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