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Half-Past Seven Stories

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Half-Past Seven Stories is here in full — 410 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.
Was the Toyman worth while?
You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.
Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.
Fatty Hamm started it.
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Half-Past Seven Stories

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Half-Past Seven Stories is here in full — 410 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 62/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 306–310

Line 1
But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.
Line 2
Was the Toyman worth while?
Line 3
You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.
Line 4
Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.
/wʌns ˈdʊrɪŋ ðæt lɔːŋ ənd ˈɡlɔːriəs ˌæftərˈnuːn ðeɪ hæd ˈtrʌbəl/
Line 5
Fatty Hamm started it.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

afternoon noun US /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading “Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.”

during preposition US /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading “Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.”

Fatty adjective US /ˈfæti/

containing or composed of fat

From this reading “Fatty Hamm started it.”

glorious adjective US /ˈɡlɔːriəs/

having or deserving or conferring glory

From this reading “Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.”

started verb US /ˈstɑːrtɪd/

past form of “start” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading “Fatty Hamm started it.”

stupid adjective US /ˈstuːpəd/

lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

From this reading “But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.”

trouble noun US /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading “Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.”

worth noun US /wɜːrθ/

an indefinite quantity of something having a specified value

From this reading “Was the Toyman worth while?”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.

FattyadjectiveUS /ˈfæti/

containing or composed of fat

From this reading Fatty Hamm started it.

gloriousadjectiveUS /ˈɡlɔːriəs/

having or deserving or conferring glory

From this reading Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.

Hamm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Fatty Hamm started it.

Hamms

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

Hepzebiah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Fatty Hamm started it.

Jehosophat

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.

Marmaduke

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

OnceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

startedverbUS /ˈstɑːrtɪd/

past form of “start” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Fatty Hamm started it.

stupidadjectiveUS /ˈstuːpəd/

lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

From this reading But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

Toyman

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Was the Toyman worth while?

troublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading Once during that long and glorious afternoon they had trouble.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.

Wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Was the Toyman worth while?

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading But the Hamms, like many other people, were very stupid.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Was the Toyman worth while?

Wienerwurstnoun

a smooth-textured sausage of minced beef or pork usually smoked; often served on a bread roll

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

worthnounUS /wɜːrθ/

an indefinite quantity of something having a specified value

From this reading Was the Toyman worth while?

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You just ask Jehosophat and Marmaduke and Hepzebiah and Wienerwurst, and hear what _they_ have to say.

Chapter 1 of Half-Past Seven Stories by Robert Gordon Anderson holds 410 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Half-Past Seven Stories contain?

Chapter 1 holds 410 sentences of Half-Past Seven Stories, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Half-Past Seven Stories by Robert Gordon Anderson exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 410 sentences, grouped into 82 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Half-Past Seven Stories?

Work through the 82 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 82 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #7505, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 231 minutes of reading across 556 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Half-Past Seven Stories

Words and structures a reader meets early in Half-Past Seven Stories, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Dedication
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Itself
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Great
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Honor
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