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Happy Hawkins

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

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I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.
You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.
A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.
They allus want to spoil a feller when he's on the flat of his back.
When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Happy Hawkins

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

Chapter 11 of Happy Hawkins is here in full — 437 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.
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You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.
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A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.
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They allus want to spoil a feller when he's on the flat of his back.
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When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

damaged adjective US /ˈdæmədʒd/

harmed or injured or spoiled

From this reading “When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.”

feller noun US /ˈfelər/

a person who fells trees

From this reading “They allus want to spoil a feller when he's on the flat of his back.”

fetched verb US /fetʃt/

past form of “fetch” — go or come after and bring or take back

From this reading “I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.”

gear noun US /ɡɪr/

a toothed wheel that engages another toothed mechanism in order to change the speed or direction of transmitted motion

From this reading “When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.”

honey noun US /ˈhʌni/

a sweet yellow liquid produced by bees

From this reading “When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.”

hustled verb US /ˈhʌsəld/

past form of “hustle” — cause to move furtively and hurriedly

From this reading “I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.”

masculine adjective US /ˈmæskjələn/

of grammatical gender

From this reading “When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.”

preacher noun US /ˈpriːtʃər/

someone whose occupation is preaching the gospel

From this reading “When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

allus

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They allus want to spoil a feller when he's on the flat of his back.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

brokeadjectiveUS /broʊk/

lacking funds

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

couplenounUS /ˈkʌpəl/

a pair who associate with one another

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

damagedadjectiveUS /ˈdæmədʒd/

harmed or injured or spoiled

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

desirenounUS /dɪˈzaɪər/

the feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

DicknounUS /dɪk/

someone who is a detective

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

doctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

dryadjectiveUS /draɪ/

free from liquid or moisture; lacking natural or normal moisture or depleted of water; or no longer wet

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

expressverbUS /ɪkˈspres/

give expression to

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

feedverbUS /fiːd/

provide as food

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

fellernounUS /ˈfelər/

a person who fells trees

From this reading They allus want to spoil a feller when he's on the flat of his back.

fetchedverbUS /fetʃt/

past form of “fetch” — go or come after and bring or take back

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

finishverbUS /ˈfɪnɪʃ/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

flatadjectiveUS /flæt/

having a surface without slope, tilt in which no part is higher or lower than another

From this reading They allus want to spoil a feller when he's on the flat of his back.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

gearnounUS /ɡɪr/

a toothed wheel that engages another toothed mechanism in order to change the speed or direction of transmitted motion

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

getsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

Hanson

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

he'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

he's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They allus want to spoil a feller when he's on the flat of his back.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

honeynounUS /ˈhʌni/

a sweet yellow liquid produced by bees

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

humanitynounUS /hjuːˈmænɪti/

the quality of being humane

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

hurtverbUS /hɜːrt/

be the source of pain

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

hustledverbUS /ˈhʌsəld/

past form of “hustle” — cause to move furtively and hurriedly

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

jobnounUS /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

leavesnounUS /liːvz/

plural of “leaf” — the main organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in higher plants

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

lotsnounUS /lɑːts/

a large number or amount

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

lucknounUS /lʌk/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

masculineadjectiveUS /ˈmæskjələn/

of grammatical gender

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

needsadverbUS /niːdz/

in such a manner as could not be otherwise

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

ol

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From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading They allus want to spoil a feller when he's on the flat of his back.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

pettin

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From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

pocket-book

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From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

preachernounUS /ˈpriːtʃər/

someone whose occupation is preaching the gospel

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

principlesnounUS /ˈprɪnsəpəlz/

plural of “principle” — a basic generalization that is accepted as true and that can be used as a basis for reasoning or conduct

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

rosenounUS /roʊz/

any of many shrubs of the genus Rosa that bear roses

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

runnin

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From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

sendverbUS /send/

cause to go somewhere

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

sickadjectiveUS /sɪk/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

speciment

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From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

spoilverbUS /spɔɪl/

make a mess of, destroy or ruin

From this reading They allus want to spoil a feller when he's on the flat of his back.

strickly

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From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

talkedverbUS /tɔːkt/

past form of “talk” — exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They allus want to spoil a feller when he's on the flat of his back.

they're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

they've

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From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

vetoe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

vileadjectiveUS /vaɪl/

morally reprehensible

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

walkin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading They allus want to spoil a feller when he's on the flat of his back.

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

whateverdeterminerUS /ˌwʌˈtevər/

any or all of a kind, it does not matter which

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading They allus want to spoil a feller when he's on the flat of his back.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading When he's walkin' around on his own feet all he needs to do is to express a desire, an' they vetoe it on general principles, an' after they've talked themselves dry they send out an' get the preacher to finish the job; but when that same vile speciment of masculine humanity gets some of his runnin' gear damaged, why they bed him on rose leaves, feed him on honey, an', good or bad, they give him whatever he wants.

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

worstnounUS /wɜːrst/

the least favorable outcome

From this reading I hustled back an' got Hanson an' a couple o' the boys and an ol' door, an' we fetched him home an' put him to bed an' sent for the doctor--an' that was the worst luck that ever happened to ol' Dick.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading A right strickly wise married man would have everything broke except his pocket-book, an' then he'd be sure o' lots of pettin'.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You know how a woman is with anything hurt or sick; they're the same the world over.

Chapter 11 of Happy Hawkins by Robert Alexander Wason holds 437 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Wasn't
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Really
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