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Happy Hawkins

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

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I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.
I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.
A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.
I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.
Well, it was Cupid all right, an' he was bugs to see me.
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Happy Hawkins

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of Happy Hawkins is here in full — 437 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.
/aɪ ˈpoʊstɪd maɪ ˈletər æn ˈstɑːrtɪd ʌp tuː ðə desk tuː peɪ maɪ bɪl wen aɪ hæd əˈnʌðər tɜːrn/
Line 2
I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.
Line 3
A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.
Line 4
I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.
Line 5
Well, it was Cupid all right, an' he was bugs to see me.
/wel ɪt wɑːz ˈkjuːpɪd ɔːl raɪt æn hiː wɑːz bʌɡz tuː siː miː/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brindle adjective US /ˈbrɪndəl/

having a grey or brown streak or a pattern or a patchy coloring; used especially of the patterned fur of cats

From this reading “A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.”

bugs noun US /bʌɡz/

plural of “bug” — general term for any insect or similar creeping or crawling invertebrate

From this reading “Well, it was Cupid all right, an' he was bugs to see me.”

Cupid noun US /ˈkjuːpɪd/

(Roman mythology) god of love; counterpart of Greek Eros

From this reading “Well, it was Cupid all right, an' he was bugs to see me.”

exuberant adjective US /ɪɡˈzuːbərənt/

joyously unrestrained

From this reading “I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.”

jaunty adjective US /ˈdʒɔːnti/

marked by up-to-dateness in dress and manners

From this reading “A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.”

leash noun US /liːʃ/

restraint consisting of a rope (or light chain) used to restrain an animal

From this reading “I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.”

posted adjective US /ˈpoʊstɪd/

publicly displayed

From this reading “I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.”

sneaks noun US /sniːks/

plural of “sneak” — a person who is regarded as underhanded and furtive and contemptible

From this reading “I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Well, it was Cupid all right, an' he was bugs to see me.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

billnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

brindleadjectiveUS /ˈbrɪndəl/

having a grey or brown streak or a pattern or a patchy coloring; used especially of the patterned fur of cats

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

bugsnounUS /bʌɡz/

plural of “bug” — general term for any insect or similar creeping or crawling invertebrate

From this reading Well, it was Cupid all right, an' he was bugs to see me.

bull-terrier

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

chapnounUS /tʃæp/

a boy or man

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

clothesnounUS /kloʊðz/

clothing in general

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

CupidnounUS /ˈkjuːpɪd/

(Roman mythology) god of love; counterpart of Greek Eros

From this reading Well, it was Cupid all right, an' he was bugs to see me.

dangerousadjectiveUS /ˈdeɪndʒərəs/

involving or causing danger or risk; liable to hurt or harm

From this reading I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

extraadjectiveUS /ˈekstrə/

more than is needed, desired, or required

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

exuberantadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzuːbərənt/

joyously unrestrained

From this reading I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.

feelin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

foolin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

hang-over

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Well, it was Cupid all right, an' he was bugs to see me.

holdin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Well, it was Cupid all right, an' he was bugs to see me.

jauntyadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɔːnti/

marked by up-to-dateness in dress and manners

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

leashnounUS /liːʃ/

restraint consisting of a rope (or light chain) used to restrain an animal

From this reading I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

limitnounUS /ˈlɪmət/

the greatest possible degree of something

From this reading I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Well, it was Cupid all right, an' he was bugs to see me.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

namesnounUS /neɪmz/

verbal abuse; a crude substitute for argument

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

out-standin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

payverbUS /peɪ/

give money, usually in exchange for goods or services

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

pinchin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

porternounUS /ˈpɔːrtər/

a person employed to carry luggage and supplies

From this reading I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.

postedadjectiveUS /ˈpoʊstɪd/

publicly displayed

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

registerin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

shocknounUS /ʃɑːk/

the feeling of distress and disbelief that you have when something bad happens accidentally

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

sneaksnounUS /sniːks/

plural of “sneak” — a person who is regarded as underhanded and furtive and contemptible

From this reading I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.

startedverbUS /ˈstɑːrtɪd/

past form of “start” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

sufferin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

unsnaps

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, it was Cupid all right, an' he was bugs to see me.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading I was feelin' exuberant to a dangerous limit, an' I sneaks up an' unsnaps the bull-terrier from the leash what the porter was holdin'.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I posted my letter an' started up to the desk to pay my bill, when I had another turn.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I stood still with a shock, pinchin' myself to see if I was in my right mind or only sufferin' from an extra foolin' hang-over.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading A jaunty young chap with out-standin' clothes, an' a brindle bull-terrier was registerin' their names, an' if I was in my right mind I knew them folks for true.

Chapter 12 of Happy Hawkins by Robert Alexander Wason holds 437 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 12 of Happy Hawkins contain?

Chapter 12 holds 437 sentences of Happy Hawkins, unabridged, divided into 88 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 12 of Happy Hawkins by Robert Alexander Wason exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 437 sentences, grouped into 88 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Wasn't
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