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Happy Jack

Chapter XXVI · Chapter 26

Chapter 26 of Happy Jack is here in full — 46 sentences across 10 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.
_Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?
It was just so with Farmer Brown's boy.
I suppose he wouldn't have been a real boy if it hadn't been so.
Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Happy Jack

Chapter XXVI · Chapter 26

Chapter 26 of Happy Jack is here in full — 46 sentences across 10 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/9 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.
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_Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?
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It was just so with Farmer Brown's boy.
/ɪt wɑːz dʒʌst soʊ wɪð ˈfɑːrmər braʊnz bɔɪ/
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I suppose he wouldn't have been a real boy if it hadn't been so.
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Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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brown's noun US /braʊnz/

possessive form of “brown” — an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading “FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.”

crazy adjective US /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading “FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.”

farmer noun US /ˈfɑːrmər/

a person who operates a farm

From this reading “FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.”

happens verb US /ˈhæpənz/

third-person singular of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading “FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.”

harder adverb US /ˈhɑːrdər/

comparative of “hard” — with effort or force or vigor

From this reading “_Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?”

mumps noun US /mʌmps/

an acute contagious viral disease characterized by fever and by swelling of the parotid glands

From this reading “Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.”

queer adjective US /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading “_Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?”

wakes noun US /weɪks/

plural of “wake” — the consequences of an event (especially a catastrophic event)

From this reading “FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I suppose he wouldn't have been a real boy if it hadn't been so.

BOYnounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

BROWN'SnounUS /braʊnz/

possessive form of “brown” — an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

crazyadjectiveUS /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

FARMERnounUS /ˈfɑːrmər/

a person who operates a farm

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

hadn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I suppose he wouldn't have been a real boy if it hadn't been so.

happensverbUS /ˈhæpənz/

third-person singular of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

HappyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

harderadverbUS /ˈhɑːrdər/

comparative of “hard” — with effort or force or vigor

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I suppose he wouldn't have been a real boy if it hadn't been so.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I suppose he wouldn't have been a real boy if it hadn't been so.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I suppose he wouldn't have been a real boy if it hadn't been so.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

Isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

JacknounUS /dʒæk/

a small worthless amount

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

mumpsnounUS /mʌmps/

an acute contagious viral disease characterized by fever and by swelling of the parotid glands

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

NeveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

Never've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

properadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːpər/

marked by suitability or rightness or appropriateness

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

queeradjectiveUS /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading I suppose he wouldn't have been a real boy if it hadn't been so.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

sickadjectiveUS /sɪk/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading It was just so with Farmer Brown's boy.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

STARTverbUS /stɑːrt/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

startedverbUS /ˈstɑːrtɪd/

past form of “start” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading I suppose he wouldn't have been a real boy if it hadn't been so.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading _Happy Jack._ Isn't it queer how hard it seems to be for some boys to go to bed at the proper time and how much harder it is for them to get up in the morning?

WAKESnounUS /weɪks/

plural of “wake” — the consequences of an event (especially a catastrophic event)

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

wantedadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːntɪd/

desired or wished for or sought

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was just so with Farmer Brown's boy.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Of course, while he was sick with the mumps, he didn't have to get up, and while he was getting over the mumps his mother let him sleep as long as he wanted to in the morning.

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I suppose he wouldn't have been a real boy if it hadn't been so.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading FARMER BROWN'S BOY WAKES WITH A START Never think another crazy just because it happens you Never've heard of just the thing that they have started out to do.

Chapter 26 of Happy Jack by Thornton W. (Thornton Waldo) Burgess holds 46 sentences, grouped into 10 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 26 of Happy Jack contain?

Chapter 26 holds 46 sentences of Happy Jack, unabridged, divided into 10 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 26 of Happy Jack by Thornton W. (Thornton Waldo) Burgess exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 46 sentences, grouped into 10 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 26 of Happy Jack?

Work through the 10 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 10 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 26 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 26 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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About 115 minutes of reading across 278 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Happy Jack

Words and structures a reader meets early in Happy Jack, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Little
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Every
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Future
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Happy
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