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Happy Jack

Chapter XXXI · Chapter 31

Chapter 31 of Happy Jack is here in full — 39 sentences across 8 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!
Some people have the gift of gab!
Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.
_Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.
If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Happy Jack

Chapter XXXI · Chapter 31

Chapter 31 of Happy Jack is here in full — 39 sentences across 8 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/7 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!
Line 2
Some people have the gift of gab!
/sʌm ˈpiːpəl hæv ðə ɡɪft ʌv ɡæb/
Line 3
Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.
/sʌm ˈpiːpəl hæv noʊ tʌŋz æt ɔːl tuː trɪp ðem ʌp ənd meɪk ðem fɔːl/
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_Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.
/ˈhæpi dʒæk ɪt ɪz ə fækt wʌn ʌv ðə ˈbɪɡəst fækts ɪn ɔːl ðə wɜːrld ðæt tʌŋz meɪk ðə ˈɡreɪtəst pɑːrt ʌv ɔːl ðə ˈtrʌbəl ðæt brɪŋz ənˈkʌmfərtəbəl ˈfiːlɪŋz ənd ˈbɪtərnəs ənd ˈsædnəs ənd ˈsʌfərɪŋ ənd ˈsɑːroʊ/
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If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

biggest adjective US /ˈbɪɡəst/

superlative of “big” — above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “_Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.”

brown's noun US /braʊnz/

possessive form of “brown” — an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading “WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!”

dab verb US /dæb/

apply (usually a liquid) to a surface

From this reading “WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!”

dibble verb US /ˈdɪbəl/

plant with a wooden hand tool

From this reading “WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!”

gab noun US /ɡæb/

light informal conversation for social occasions

From this reading “Some people have the gift of gab!”

sadness noun US /ˈsædnəs/

emotions experienced when not in a state of well-being

From this reading “_Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.”

tongues noun US /tʌŋz/

plural of “tongue” — a mobile mass of muscular tissue covered with mucous membrane and located in the oral cavity

From this reading “Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.”

unruly adjective US /ənˈruːli/

noisy and lacking in restraint or discipline

From this reading “If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.”

All words in this reading · 64

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

biggestadjectiveUS /ˈbɪɡəst/

superlative of “big” — above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

bitternessnounUS /ˈbɪtərnəs/

a feeling of deep and bitter anger and ill-will

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

BOYnounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!

bringsverbUS /brɪŋz/

third-person singular of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

BROWN'SnounUS /braʊnz/

possessive form of “brown” — an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!

carelessadjectiveUS /ˈkerləs/

marked by lack of attention or consideration or forethought or thoroughness; not careful

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

dabverbUS /dæb/

apply (usually a liquid) to a surface

From this reading WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!

dibbleverbUS /ˈdɪbəl/

plant with a wooden hand tool

From this reading WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!

DIDauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

factsnounUS /fækts/

plural of “fact” — a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

fallverbUS /fɔːl/

descend in free fall under the influence of gravity

From this reading Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.

FARMERnounUS /ˈfɑːrmər/

a person who operates a farm

From this reading WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!

feelingsnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋz/

emotional or moral sensitivity (especially in relation to personal principles or dignity)

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

gabnounUS /ɡæb/

light informal conversation for social occasions

From this reading Some people have the gift of gab!

giftnounUS /ɡɪft/

something acquired without compensation

From this reading Some people have the gift of gab!

GreatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

greatestadjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtəst/

highest in quality

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

happieradjectiveUS /ˈhæpiər/

comparative of “happy” — enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

HappyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Some people have the gift of gab!

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

JacknounUS /dʒæk/

a small worthless amount

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

millionnounUS /ˈmɪljən/

the number that is represented as a one followed by 6 zeros

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Some people have the gift of gab!

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Some people have the gift of gab!

Ribble

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!

sadnessnounUS /ˈsædnəs/

emotions experienced when not in a state of well-being

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

SHADOWnounUS /ˈʃæd.oʊ/

A dark area or shape produced by a body coming between rays of light and a surface.

From this reading WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!

SomeadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Some people have the gift of gab!

sorrownounUS /ˈsɑːroʊ/

an emotion of great sadness associated with loss or bereavement

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

sufferingnounUS /ˈsʌfərɪŋ/

a state of acute pain

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Some people have the gift of gab!

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.

tonguesnounUS /tʌŋz/

plural of “tongue” — a mobile mass of muscular tissue covered with mucous membrane and located in the oral cavity

From this reading Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.

tripnounUS /trɪp/

a journey for some purpose (usually including the return)

From this reading Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.

troublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

uncomfortableadjectiveUS /ənˈkʌmfərtəbəl/

conducive to or feeling mental discomfort

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

unrulyadjectiveUS /ənˈruːli/

noisy and lacking in restraint or discipline

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Some people have no tongues at all To trip them up and make them fall.

wasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

WHATpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading WHAT FARMER BROWN'S BOY DID WITH SHADOW Ribble, dibble, dibble, dab!

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading _Happy Jack._ It is a fact, one of the biggest facts in all the world, that tongues make the greatest part of all the trouble that brings uncomfortable feelings, and bitterness and sadness and suffering and sorrow.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading If it wasn't for unruly, careless, mean tongues, the Great World would be a million times better to live in, a million times happier.

Chapter 31 of Happy Jack by Thornton W. (Thornton Waldo) Burgess holds 39 sentences, grouped into 8 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 31 of Happy Jack contain?

Chapter 31 holds 39 sentences of Happy Jack, unabridged, divided into 8 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 31 of Happy Jack by Thornton W. (Thornton Waldo) Burgess exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 39 sentences, grouped into 8 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 31 of Happy Jack?

Work through the 8 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 8 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 31 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 31 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Happy Jack

Common questions about reading Happy Jack by Thornton W. (Thornton Waldo) Burgess on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Happy Jack?

Yes. All 1387 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #13355 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Happy Jack is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #13355, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Happy Jack take to read?

About 115 minutes of reading across 278 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Happy Jack section by section

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  2. Read one section

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Vocabulary met early in Happy Jack

Words and structures a reader meets early in Happy Jack, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Little
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy Jack; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Every
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy Jack; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Future
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy Jack; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Happy
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy Jack; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.