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Happy-Thought Hall

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of Happy-Thought Hall is here in full — 106 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A MORNING DISCUSSION.
ON DEAFNESS--ESCAPES--BUTTONHOLED--A DISCUSSION--MORNING LOST--RAGE --DESPAIR.
"Deaf people are very happy," says Boodels, thoughtfully.
"Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."
"Who does?" asks Bella, pertly.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Happy-Thought Hall

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of Happy-Thought Hall is here in full — 106 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/21 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
A MORNING DISCUSSION.
/ə ˈmɔːrnɪŋ dɪˈskʌʃən/
Line 2
ON DEAFNESS--ESCAPES--BUTTONHOLED--A DISCUSSION--MORNING LOST--RAGE --DESPAIR.
Line 3
"Deaf people are very happy," says Boodels, thoughtfully.
Line 4
"Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."
/pərˈhæps rɪˈplaɪz ðə prəˈfesər ʌv ˌsaɪənˈtɪfɪk ɪˈkɑːnəmi ə def ˈpɜːrsən kæn ɡeɪn noʊ ˌɪnfərˈmeɪʃən frʌm ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən/
Line 5
"Who does?" asks Bella, pertly.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

asks verb US /æsks/

third-person singular of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading “"Who does?" asks Bella, pertly.”

buttonholed verb US /ˈbʌtənhoʊld/

past form of “buttonhole” — detain in conversation by or as if by holding on to the outer garments of; as for political or economic favors

From this reading “ON DEAFNESS--ESCAPES--BUTTONHOLED--A DISCUSSION--MORNING LOST--RAGE --DESPAIR.”

deaf adjective US /def/

lacking or deprived of the sense of hearing wholly or in part

From this reading “"Deaf people are very happy," says Boodels, thoughtfully.”

deafness noun US /ˈdefnəs/

partial or complete loss of hearing

From this reading “ON DEAFNESS--ESCAPES--BUTTONHOLED--A DISCUSSION--MORNING LOST--RAGE --DESPAIR.”

Economy noun US /ɪˈkɑːnəmi/

the system of production and distribution and consumption

From this reading “"Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."”

escapes noun US /ɪˈskeɪps/

plural of “escape” — the act of escaping physically

From this reading “ON DEAFNESS--ESCAPES--BUTTONHOLED--A DISCUSSION--MORNING LOST--RAGE --DESPAIR.”

replies noun US /rɪˈplaɪz/

plural of “reply” — a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading “"Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."”

Scientific adjective US /ˌsaɪənˈtɪfɪk/

of or relating to the practice of science

From this reading “"Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A MORNING DISCUSSION.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "Deaf people are very happy," says Boodels, thoughtfully.

asksverbUS /æsks/

third-person singular of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Who does?" asks Bella, pertly.

Bella

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Who does?" asks Bella, pertly.

Boodels

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Deaf people are very happy," says Boodels, thoughtfully.

BUTTONHOLEDverbUS /ˈbʌtənhoʊld/

past form of “buttonhole” — detain in conversation by or as if by holding on to the outer garments of; as for political or economic favors

From this reading ON DEAFNESS--ESCAPES--BUTTONHOLED--A DISCUSSION--MORNING LOST--RAGE --DESPAIR.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

conversationnounUS /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən/

the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas or information etc.

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

DeafadjectiveUS /def/

lacking or deprived of the sense of hearing wholly or in part

From this reading "Deaf people are very happy," says Boodels, thoughtfully.

DEAFNESSnounUS /ˈdefnəs/

partial or complete loss of hearing

From this reading ON DEAFNESS--ESCAPES--BUTTONHOLED--A DISCUSSION--MORNING LOST--RAGE --DESPAIR.

DESPAIRnounUS /dɪˈsper/

a state in which all hope is lost or absent

From this reading ON DEAFNESS--ESCAPES--BUTTONHOLED--A DISCUSSION--MORNING LOST--RAGE --DESPAIR.

DISCUSSIONnounUS /dɪˈskʌʃən/

an extended communication (often interactive) dealing with some particular topic

From this reading A MORNING DISCUSSION.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Who does?" asks Bella, pertly.

EconomynounUS /ɪˈkɑːnəmi/

the system of production and distribution and consumption

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

ESCAPESnounUS /ɪˈskeɪps/

plural of “escape” — the act of escaping physically

From this reading ON DEAFNESS--ESCAPES--BUTTONHOLED--A DISCUSSION--MORNING LOST--RAGE --DESPAIR.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

gainverbUS /ɡeɪn/

obtain

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading "Deaf people are very happy," says Boodels, thoughtfully.

informationnounUS /ˌɪnfərˈmeɪʃən/

a message received and understood

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

LOSTadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading ON DEAFNESS--ESCAPES--BUTTONHOLED--A DISCUSSION--MORNING LOST--RAGE --DESPAIR.

MORNINGnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading A MORNING DISCUSSION.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading ON DEAFNESS--ESCAPES--BUTTONHOLED--A DISCUSSION--MORNING LOST--RAGE --DESPAIR.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading "Deaf people are very happy," says Boodels, thoughtfully.

PerhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

pertlyadverb

in an impudent or impertinent manner

From this reading "Who does?" asks Bella, pertly.

ProfessornounUS /prəˈfesər/

someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

RAGEnounUS /reɪdʒ/

a feeling of intense anger

From this reading ON DEAFNESS--ESCAPES--BUTTONHOLED--A DISCUSSION--MORNING LOST--RAGE --DESPAIR.

repliesnounUS /rɪˈplaɪz/

plural of “reply” — a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading "Deaf people are very happy," says Boodels, thoughtfully.

ScientificadjectiveUS /ˌsaɪənˈtɪfɪk/

of or relating to the practice of science

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Perhaps," replies the Professor of Scientific Economy; "a deaf person can gain no information from conversation."

thoughtfullyadverbUS /ˈθɔːtfəli/

in a thoughtful manner

From this reading "Deaf people are very happy," says Boodels, thoughtfully.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading "Deaf people are very happy," says Boodels, thoughtfully.

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "Who does?" asks Bella, pertly.

Chapter 8 of Happy-Thought Hall by F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand holds 106 sentences, grouped into 22 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 8 holds 106 sentences of Happy-Thought Hall, unabridged, divided into 22 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Happy-Thought Hall

Words and structures a reader meets early in Happy-Thought Hall, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Happy-thought
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy-Thought Hall; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Author
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy-Thought Hall; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Happy
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy-Thought Hall; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Thoughts
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy-Thought Hall; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.