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Happy-Thought Hall

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of Happy-Thought Hall is here in full — 14 sentences across 3 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A NIGHT SURPRISE.
Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._
I say ..
"_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.
The Deputation thanks me and withdraws.
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Happy-Thought Hall

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of Happy-Thought Hall is here in full — 14 sentences across 3 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/2 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A NIGHT SURPRISE.
/ə naɪt sərˈpraɪz/
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Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._
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I say ..
/aɪ seɪ/
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"_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.
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The Deputation thanks me and withdraws.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

asleep adjective US /əˈsliːp/

in a state of sleep

From this reading “Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._”

bother verb US /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading “"_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.”

capital noun US /ˈkæpətəl/

assets available for use in the production of further assets

From this reading “"_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.”

knock verb US /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading “Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._”

Poverty noun US /ˈpɑːvərti/

the state of having little or no money and few or no material possessions

From this reading “Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._”

thanks noun US /θæŋks/

an acknowledgment of appreciation

From this reading “The Deputation thanks me and withdraws.”

wake verb US /weɪk/

be awake, be alert, be there

From this reading “Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._”

withdraws verb US /wɪðˈdrɔːz/

third-person singular of “withdraw” — pull back or move away or backward

From this reading “The Deputation thanks me and withdraws.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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turning round noun + noun

In this reading “"_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.”

two hours noun + noun

In this reading “Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._”

knock at verb + particle

In this reading “Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._”

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2.30

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From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A NIGHT SURPRISE.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

asleepadjectiveUS /əˈsliːp/

in a state of sleep

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

Boodels

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

botherverbUS /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

capitalnounUS /ˈkæpətəl/

assets available for use in the production of further assets

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

Deputationnoun

a group of representatives or delegates

From this reading The Deputation thanks me and withdraws.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

hoursnounUS /ˈaʊərz/

a period of time assigned for work

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I say ..

I've

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From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

knockverbUS /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

mnounUS /em/

the basic unit of length adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites (approximately 1.094 yards)

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

Milburd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

NIGHTnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading A NIGHT SURPRISE.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

PleasurenounUS /ˈpleʒər/

a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

PovertynounUS /ˈpɑːvərti/

the state of having little or no money and few or no material possessions

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading I say ..

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

SURPRISEnounUS /sərˈpraɪz/

the astonishment you feel when something totally unexpected happens to you

From this reading A NIGHT SURPRISE.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

thanksnounUS /θæŋks/

an acknowledgment of appreciation

From this reading The Deputation thanks me and withdraws.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The Deputation thanks me and withdraws.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

turningnounUS /ˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of changing or reversing the direction of the course

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

wakeverbUS /weɪk/

be awake, be alert, be there

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

withdrawsverbUS /wɪðˈdrɔːz/

third-person singular of “withdraw” — pull back or move away or backward

From this reading The Deputation thanks me and withdraws.

worseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

yesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "_Oh_ ... don't bother--I mean--yes--capital ... go to ... bed," and turning round, try to sleep again.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Boodels and Milburd knock at my door at 2.30 a.m., after I've been asleep two hours, and wake me up to tell me that they had thought of a Pleasure of Poverty: it was, Milburd said, _To think that you can't be worse off, while you hope that others may._

Chapter 11 of Happy-Thought Hall by F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand holds 14 sentences, grouped into 3 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Happy-thought
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Author
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Happy
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