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Happy-Thought Hall
Happy-Thought Hall

Chapter XIV

Chapter 14 of Happy-Thought Hall is here in full — 27 sentences across 6 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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OUR POSTAL ARRANGEMENTS.
Knock at the door.
Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.
I promise to see to it.
"George," I say to our servant, "let me see the postman when he comes."
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Happy-Thought Hall

Chapter XIV

Chapter 14 of Happy-Thought Hall is here in full — 27 sentences across 6 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/5 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
OUR POSTAL ARRANGEMENTS.
/ˈaʊər ˈpoʊstəl ərˈeɪndʒmənts/
Line 2
Knock at the door.
/nɑːk æt ðə dɔːr/
Line 3
Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.
Line 4
I promise to see to it.
/aɪ ˈprɑːməs tuː siː tuː ɪt/
Line 5
"George," I say to our servant, "let me see the postman when he comes."
/dʒɔːrdʒ aɪ seɪ tuː ˈaʊər ˈsɜːrvənt let miː siː ðə ˈpoʊstmən wen hiː kʌmz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

arrangements noun US /ərˈeɪndʒmənts/

plural of “arrangement” — the thing arranged or agreed to

From this reading “OUR POSTAL ARRANGEMENTS.”

Complaints noun US /kəmˈpleɪnts/

plural of “complaint” — an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading “Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.”

delivery noun US /dɪˈlɪvəri/

the act of delivering or distributing something (as goods or mail)

From this reading “Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.”

Knock verb US /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading “Knock at the door.”

newspapers noun US /ˈnuːzpeɪpərz/

plural of “newspaper” — a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading “Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.”

postal adjective US /ˈpoʊstəl/

of or relating to the system for delivering mail

From this reading “OUR POSTAL ARRANGEMENTS.”

postman noun US /ˈpoʊstmən/

a man who delivers the mail

From this reading “"George," I say to our servant, "let me see the postman when he comes."”

President noun US /ˈprezədent/

an executive officer of a firm or corporation

From this reading “Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Knock at verb + particle

In this reading “Knock at the door.”

at the door preposition + article + noun counted as “at … door”

In this reading “Knock at the door.”

All words in this reading · 34

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

ARRANGEMENTSnounUS /ərˈeɪndʒmənts/

plural of “arrangement” — the thing arranged or agreed to

From this reading OUR POSTAL ARRANGEMENTS.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Knock at the door.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading "George," I say to our servant, "let me see the postman when he comes."

ComplaintsnounUS /kəmˈpleɪnts/

plural of “complaint” — an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

deliverynounUS /dɪˈlɪvəri/

the act of delivering or distributing something (as goods or mail)

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading Knock at the door.

GeorgenounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading "George," I say to our servant, "let me see the postman when he comes."

HallnounUS /hɔːl/

an interior passage or corridor onto which rooms open

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

Happy-Thought

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "George," I say to our servant, "let me see the postman when he comes."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I promise to see to it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I promise to see to it.

KnockverbUS /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading Knock at the door.

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading "George," I say to our servant, "let me see the postman when he comes."

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "George," I say to our servant, "let me see the postman when he comes."

newspapersnounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpərz/

plural of “newspaper” — a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

non-delivery

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

OURdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading OUR POSTAL ARRANGEMENTS.

POSTALadjectiveUS /ˈpoʊstəl/

of or relating to the system for delivering mail

From this reading OUR POSTAL ARRANGEMENTS.

postmannounUS /ˈpoʊstmən/

a man who delivers the mail

From this reading "George," I say to our servant, "let me see the postman when he comes."

PresidentnounUS /ˈprezədent/

an executive officer of a firm or corporation

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

promiseverbUS /ˈprɑːməs/

make a promise or commitment

From this reading I promise to see to it.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading "George," I say to our servant, "let me see the postman when he comes."

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading I promise to see to it.

servantnounUS /ˈsɜːrvənt/

a person working in the service of another (especially in the household)

From this reading "George," I say to our servant, "let me see the postman when he comes."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Knock at the door.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "George," I say to our servant, "let me see the postman when he comes."

Chapter 14 of Happy-Thought Hall by F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand holds 27 sentences, grouped into 6 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 14 of Happy-Thought Hall contain?

Chapter 14 holds 27 sentences of Happy-Thought Hall, unabridged, divided into 6 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 14 of Happy-Thought Hall by F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 27 sentences, grouped into 6 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 6 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 14 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Vocabulary met early in Happy-Thought Hall

Words and structures a reader meets early in Happy-Thought Hall, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Happy-thought
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy-Thought Hall; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Author
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy-Thought Hall; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Happy
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy-Thought Hall; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Thoughts
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy-Thought Hall; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.