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Happy-Thought Hall
Happy-Thought Hall

Chapter XXII

Chapter 22 of Happy-Thought Hall is here in full — 727 sentences across 146 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE PROGRAMME--THE FARCE.
For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.
The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.
The Signor is in great force.
"My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.
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Happy-Thought Hall

Chapter XXII

Chapter 22 of Happy-Thought Hall is here in full — 727 sentences across 146 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/145 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE PROGRAMME--THE FARCE.
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For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.
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The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.
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The Signor is in great force.
/ðə ˈsiːnjɔːr ɪz ɪn ɡreɪt fɔːrs/
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"My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

amuse verb US /əˈmjuːz/

occupy in an agreeable, entertaining or pleasant fashion

From this reading “The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.”

dance noun US /dæns/

an artistic form of nonverbal communication

From this reading “The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.”

farce noun US /fɑːrs/

a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations

From this reading “THE PROGRAMME--THE FARCE.”

programme noun US /ˈproʊɡræm/

an announcement of the events that will occur as part of a theatrical or sporting event

From this reading “THE PROGRAMME--THE FARCE.”

refreshments noun US /rəˈfreʃmənts/

plural of “refreshment” — snacks and drinks served as a light meal

From this reading “The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.”

Signor noun US /ˈsiːnjɔːr/

used as an Italian courtesy title; can be prefixed to the name or used separately

From this reading “The Signor is in great force.”

supper noun US /ˈsʌpər/

a light evening meal; served in early evening if dinner is at midday or served late in the evening at bedtime

From this reading “The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.”

working adjective US /ˈwɜːrkɪŋ/

actively engaged in paid work

From this reading “For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

some days adjective + noun

In this reading “For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.”

great force adjective + noun

In this reading “The Signor is in great force.”

All words in this reading · 52

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

amuseverbUS /əˈmjuːz/

occupy in an agreeable, entertaining or pleasant fashion

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

Cazell

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From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

Chilvern

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From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

dancenounUS /dæns/

an artistic form of nonverbal communication

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading "My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.

dinnernounUS /ˈdɪnər/

the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

FARCEnounUS /fɑːrs/

a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations

From this reading THE PROGRAMME--THE FARCE.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

finallyadverbUS /ˈfaɪnəli/

after an unspecified period of time or an especially long delay

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

forcenounUS /fɔːrs/

a powerful effect or influence

From this reading The Signor is in great force.

Frimmely

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading The Signor is in great force.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The Signor is in great force.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

lit-tel

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

Medfords

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

Milburd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

Orby

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

ordernounUS /ˈɔːrdər/

(often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

piecenounUS /piːs/

a separate part of a whole

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

PROGRAMMEnounUS /ˈproʊɡræm/

an announcement of the events that will occur as part of a theatrical or sporting event

From this reading THE PROGRAMME--THE FARCE.

refreshmentsnounUS /rəˈfreʃmənts/

plural of “refreshment” — snacks and drinks served as a light meal

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading "My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading "My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.

SignornounUS /ˈsiːnjɔːr/

used as an Italian courtesy title; can be prefixed to the name or used separately

From this reading The Signor is in great force.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

stepnounUS /step/

any maneuver made as part of progress toward a goal

From this reading "My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.

suppernounUS /ˈsʌpər/

a light evening meal; served in early evening if dinner is at midday or served late in the evening at bedtime

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE PROGRAMME--THE FARCE.

theatricals

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The order of the evening is dinner for a few, then theatricals to amuse the many, then refreshments, then a dance, and finally supper.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading "My dear," he says to his wife, "I shall do my lit-tel step.

workingadjectiveUS /ˈwɜːrkɪŋ/

actively engaged in paid work

From this reading For some days Milburd, Mrs. Orby Frimmely, Cazell, Chilvern, and the Medfords have been working hard at a new piece.

Chapter 22 of Happy-Thought Hall by F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand holds 727 sentences, grouped into 146 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 22 of Happy-Thought Hall contain?

Chapter 22 holds 727 sentences of Happy-Thought Hall, unabridged, divided into 146 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 22 of Happy-Thought Hall by F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 727 sentences, grouped into 146 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Happy-Thought Hall

Words and structures a reader meets early in Happy-Thought Hall, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Happy-thought
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy-Thought Hall; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Author
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Happy
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Thoughts
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