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Happy-Thought Hall

Chapter XXVI

Chapter 26 of Happy-Thought Hall is here in full — 34 sentences across 7 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.
--AN ANNOUNCEMENT.--INQUIRY.--ARRIVAL.--PRACTICAL JOKES.
This weighs on my mind.
I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.
Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Happy-Thought Hall

Chapter XXVI

Chapter 26 of Happy-Thought Hall is here in full — 34 sentences across 7 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/6 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.
Line 2
--AN ANNOUNCEMENT.--INQUIRY.--ARRIVAL.--PRACTICAL JOKES.
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This weighs on my mind.
/ðɪs weɪz ɑːn maɪ maɪnd/
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I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.
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Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Adelaide noun US /ˈædəleɪd/

the state capital of South Australia

From this reading “I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.”

announcement noun US /əˈnaʊnsmənt/

a formal public statement

From this reading “--AN ANNOUNCEMENT.--INQUIRY.--ARRIVAL.--PRACTICAL JOKES.”

attentive adjective US /əˈtentɪv/

(often followed by “to”) giving care or attention

From this reading “Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.”

jokes noun US /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.”

Medford noun US /ˈmedfərd/

a town in southwestern Oregon; a summer resort

From this reading “Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.”

monopolizes verb US /məˈnɑːpəlaɪzɪz/

third-person singular of “monopolize” — have and control fully and exclusively

From this reading “Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.”

sits verb US /sɪts/

third-person singular of “sit” — be seated

From this reading “Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.”

weighs verb US /weɪz/

third-person singular of “weigh” — have a certain weight

From this reading “This weighs on my mind.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

PRACTICAL JOKES adjective + noun counted as “practical joke”

a prank or trick played on a person (especially one intended to make the victim appear foolish)

In this reading “--AN ANNOUNCEMENT.--INQUIRY.--ARRIVAL.--PRACTICAL JOKES.”

AWKWARD SITUATION adjective + noun

In this reading “AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.”

AT DINNER preposition + noun

In this reading “AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.”

All words in this reading · 55

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdelaidenounUS /ˈædəleɪd/

the state capital of South Australia

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

ANdeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading --AN ANNOUNCEMENT.--INQUIRY.--ARRIVAL.--PRACTICAL JOKES.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

ANNOUNCEMENTnounUS /əˈnaʊnsmənt/

a formal public statement

From this reading --AN ANNOUNCEMENT.--INQUIRY.--ARRIVAL.--PRACTICAL JOKES.

anyonepronounUS /ˈeniwʌn/

any person at all

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

ARRIVALnounUS /ərˈaɪvəl/

accomplishment of an objective

From this reading --AN ANNOUNCEMENT.--INQUIRY.--ARRIVAL.--PRACTICAL JOKES.

ATprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.

attentiveadjectiveUS /əˈtentɪv/

(often followed by “to”) giving care or attention

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

AWKWARDadjectiveUS /ˈɑːkwərd/

causing inconvenience

From this reading AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

Bella

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

Byrton

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From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

Cazell

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

Chilvern

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

DINNERnounUS /ˈdɪnər/

the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.

entirelyadverbUS /ɪnˈtaɪərli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

INQUIRYnounUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪriː/

a search for knowledge

From this reading --AN ANNOUNCEMENT.--INQUIRY.--ARRIVAL.--PRACTICAL JOKES.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

JOKESnounUS /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.

latteradjectiveUS /ˈlætər/

referring to the second of two things or persons mentioned (or the last one or ones of several)

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

MedfordnounUS /ˈmedfərd/

a town in southwestern Oregon; a summer resort

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

Milburd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading This weighs on my mind.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

monopolizesverbUS /məˈnɑːpəlaɪzɪz/

third-person singular of “monopolize” — have and control fully and exclusively

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading This weighs on my mind.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading This weighs on my mind.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

PRACTICALadjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading --AN ANNOUNCEMENT.--INQUIRY.--ARRIVAL.--PRACTICAL JOKES.

PROTESTnounUS /ˈproʊtest/

a formal and solemn declaration of objection

From this reading AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

sitsverbUS /sɪts/

third-person singular of “sit” — be seated

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

SITUATIONnounUS /ˌsɪtʃuːˈeɪʃən/

the general state of things; the combination of circumstances at a given time

From this reading AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This weighs on my mind.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I can't help looking from one to the other--from Chilvern to Miss Adelaide, from Miss Bella to Cazell.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

WATCHINGnounUS /ˈwɑːtʃɪŋ/

the act of observing; taking a patient look

From this reading AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.

weighsverbUS /weɪz/

third-person singular of “weigh” — have a certain weight

From this reading This weighs on my mind.

WEIGHTnounUS /weɪt/

the vertical force exerted by a mass as a result of gravity

From this reading AT DINNER.--WEIGHT.--WATCHING.--JOKES.--PROTEST.--AWKWARD SITUATION.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Milburd is more attentive to the latter than Chilvern, who seems to me to be making up to Miss Medford, if to anyone; while Byrton sits next to Miss Bella at dinner, and monopolizes her entirely.

Chapter 26 of Happy-Thought Hall by F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand holds 34 sentences, grouped into 7 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Happy-Thought Hall

Words and structures a reader meets early in Happy-Thought Hall, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Happy-thought
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Happy-Thought Hall; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Author
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Happy
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Thoughts
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