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Heart of the West

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of Heart of the West is here in full — 195 sentences across 39 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.
But it happened to be catterdges.”
You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.
Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.
I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”
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Heart of the West

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of Heart of the West is here in full — 195 sentences across 39 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/39 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.
/aɪ θɔːt ʃʊr ðer wɑːz əˈnʌðər keɪs ʌv ɪt ˈʌndər ðə ˈkaʊntər bɔɪz hiː ɪkˈspleɪnd/
Line 2
But it happened to be catterdges.”
Line 3
You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.
Line 4
Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.
Line 5
I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

butt verb US /bʌt/

lie adjacent to another or share a boundary

From this reading ““Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.”

counter noun US /ˈkaʊntər/

table consisting of a horizontal surface over which business is transacted

From this reading ““I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.”

knock verb US /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading ““Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.”

Largo noun US /ˈlɑːrɡoʊ/

(music) a composition or passage that is to be performed in a slow and dignified manner

From this reading ““You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.”

Poky adjective US /ˈpoʊki/

wasting time

From this reading ““You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.”

rider noun US /ˈraɪdər/

a traveler who actively rides an animal (as a horse or camel)

From this reading ““You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.”

Rodgers noun US /ˈrɑːdʒərz/

United States composer of musical comedies (especially in collaboration with Oscar Hammerstein II and with Lorenz Hart) (1902-1979)

From this reading ““You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.”

tobacco noun US /təˈbækoʊ/

leaves of the tobacco plant dried and prepared for smoking or ingestion

From this reading “I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.

allowedverbUS /əˈlaʊd/

past form of “allow” — make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

appearverbUS /əˈpɪr/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “But it happened to be catterdges.”

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “But it happened to be catterdges.”

buttverbUS /bʌt/

lie adjacent to another or share a boundary

From this reading “Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

catterdges

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “But it happened to be catterdges.”

counternounUS /ˈkaʊntər/

table consisting of a horizontal surface over which business is transacted

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading “Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.

explainedverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪnd/

past form of “explain” — make plain and comprehensible

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

fenceverbUS /fens/

enclose with a fence

From this reading “You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading “Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.

happenverbUS /ˈhæpən/

come to pass

From this reading “Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading “But it happened to be catterdges.”

happenedicitis

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading “Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

knockverbUS /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading “Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.

LargonounUS /ˈlɑːrɡoʊ/

(music) a composition or passage that is to be performed in a slow and dignified manner

From this reading “You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

milesnounUS /maɪlz/

plural of “mile” — a unit of length equal to 1,760 yards or 5,280 feet; exactly 1609.344 meters

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

naturaladjectiveUS /ˈnætʃərəl/

in accordance with nature; relating to or concerning nature

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

ninenounUS /naɪn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eight and one

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading “Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.

PokyadjectiveUS /ˈpoʊki/

wasting time

From this reading “You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.

potrero

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.

quirtnoun

whip with a leather thong at the end

From this reading “Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.

ridernounUS /ˈraɪdər/

a traveler who actively rides an animal (as a horse or camel)

From this reading “You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.

rodeverbUS /roʊd/

inflected form of “ride” — sit and travel on the back of animal, usually while controlling its motions

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

RodgersnounUS /ˈrɑːdʒərz/

United States composer of musical comedies (especially in collaboration with Oscar Hammerstein II and with Lorenz Hart) (1902-1979)

From this reading “You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.

seemlyadjective

according with custom or propriety

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

SomebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading “Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “But it happened to be catterdges.”

tobacconounUS /təˈbækoʊ/

leaves of the tobacco plant dried and prepared for smoking or ingestion

From this reading I’ve rode in nine miles for some tobacco; and it don’t appear natural and seemly that you ought to be allowed to live.”

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

Verde

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “I thought sure there was another case of it under the counter, boys,” he explained.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Somebody ought to happen to give you a knock on the head with the butt end of a quirt.

You've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You’ve sure got a case of happenedicitis,” said Poky Rodgers, fence rider of the Largo Verde _potrero_.

Chapter 12 of Heart of the West by O. Henry holds 195 sentences, grouped into 39 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 12 holds 195 sentences of Heart of the West, unabridged, divided into 39 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Heart of the West

Words and structures a reader meets early in Heart of the West, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Baldy
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Woods
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Reached
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Bottle
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