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Her Royal Highness Woman
Her Royal Highness Woman

Chapter III

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MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.
Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.
Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.
Never put your hand near your lady's waistband or round her neck.
Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.
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Her Royal Highness Woman

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Her Royal Highness Woman is here in full — 95 sentences across 19 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/19 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.
Line 2
Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.
/ˈnevər ɡoʊ daʊn ɑːn jɔːr niːz tuː dɪˈkler jɔːr lʌv juː wɪl spɔɪl jɔːr ˈtraʊzərz ənd fiːl ˈveri ənˈkʌmfərtəbəl/
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Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.
/ˈræðər ɡɪv ðə ˈleɪdi æn ˌɑːpərˈtuːnəti ʌv dɪˈnaɪɪŋ ðæt juː wɜːr ɑːn jɔːr niːz bɪˈfɔːr hɜːr fɔːr ðə ˈsɪmpəl ˈriːzən ðæt ʃiː wɑːz ˈsɪtɪŋ ɑːn ðem/
Line 4
Never put your hand near your lady's waistband or round her neck.
Line 5
Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.
/pleɪs ɪt əˈbaʊt ðə ˈmɪdəl ʌv hɜːr bæk ðer ɑːr noʊ pɪnz ðer/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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colds noun US /koʊldz/

plural of “cold” — a mild viral infection involving the nose and respiratory passages (but not the lungs)

From this reading “MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.”

denying verb US /dɪˈnaɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “deny” — declare untrue; contradict

From this reading “Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.”

lady's noun US /ˈleɪdiz/

possessive form of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading “Never put your hand near your lady's waistband or round her neck.”

maxims noun US /ˈmæksəmz/

plural of “maxim” — a saying that is widely accepted on its own merits

From this reading “MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.”

pins noun US /pɪnz/

plural of “pin” — a piece of jewelry that is pinned onto the wearer's garment

From this reading “Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.”

spoil verb US /spɔɪl/

make a mess of, destroy or ruin

From this reading “Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.”

trousers noun US /ˈtraʊzərz/

(usually in the plural) a garment extending from the waist to the knee or ankle, covering each leg separately

From this reading “Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.”

uncomfortable adjective US /ənˈkʌmfərtəbəl/

conducive to or feeling mental discomfort

From this reading “Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

simple reason adjective + noun

In this reading “Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.”

go down verb + adjective

move downward and lower, but not necessarily all the way

In this reading “Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.”

about the middle preposition + article + noun counted as “about … middle”

In this reading “Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.”

deal with verb + particle

In this reading “MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.”

feel very verb + adjective

In this reading “Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.”

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aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.

AvoidverbUS /əˈvɔɪd/

stay clear from; keep away from; keep out of the way of someone or something

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

catchingnounUS /ˈkætʃɪŋ/

(baseball) playing the position of catcher on a baseball team

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

coldsnounUS /koʊldz/

plural of “cold” — a mild viral infection involving the nose and respiratory passages (but not the lungs)

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

declareverbUS /dɪˈkler/

state emphatically and authoritatively

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

denyingverbUS /dɪˈnaɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “deny” — declare untrue; contradict

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

FORprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading Never put your hand near your lady's waistband or round her neck.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

How

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From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

humournounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.

kneesnounUS /niːz/

plural of “knee” — hinge joint in the human leg connecting the tibia and fibula with the femur and protected in front by the patella

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

lady'snounUS /ˈleɪdiz/

possessive form of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading Never put your hand near your lady's waistband or round her neck.

LOVEnounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

MANnounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

MAXIMSnounUS /ˈmæksəmz/

plural of “maxim” — a saying that is widely accepted on its own merits

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

middlenounUS /ˈmɪdəl/

an area that is approximately central within some larger region

From this reading Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading Never put your hand near your lady's waistband or round her neck.

necknounUS /nek/

the part of an organism (human or animal) that connects the head to the rest of the body

From this reading Never put your hand near your lady's waistband or round her neck.

NeveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

opportunitynounUS /ˌɑːpərˈtuːnəti/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Never put your hand near your lady's waistband or round her neck.

pinsnounUS /pɪnz/

plural of “pin” — a piece of jewelry that is pinned onto the wearer's garment

From this reading Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.

PlacenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading Never put your hand near your lady's waistband or round her neck.

RatheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

reasonnounUS /ˈriːzən/

a rational motive for a belief or action

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading Never put your hand near your lady's waistband or round her neck.

savedadjectiveUS /seɪvd/

rescued; especially from the power and consequences of sin

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

simpleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪmpəl/

having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

sittingnounUS /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

spoilverbUS /spɔɪl/

make a mess of, destroy or ruin

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Place it about the middle of her back; there are no pins there.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

trousersnounUS /ˈtraʊzərz/

(usually in the plural) a garment extending from the waist to the knee or ankle, covering each leg separately

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

uncomfortableadjectiveUS /ənˈkʌmfərtəbəl/

conducive to or feeling mental discomfort

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

waistbandnoun

a band of material around the waist that strengthens a skirt or trousers

From this reading Never put your hand near your lady's waistband or round her neck.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Rather give the lady an opportunity of denying that you were on your knees before her, for the simple reason that she was sitting on them.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Never go down on your knees to declare your love; you will spoil your trousers and feel very uncomfortable.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading MAXIMS FOR THE MAN IN LOVE How to deal with your girl--Avoid catching colds in your head--How women with humour can be saved.

Chapter 3 of Her Royal Highness Woman by Max O'Rell holds 95 sentences, grouped into 19 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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