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Her Royal Highness Woman

Chapter XVIII

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ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!
Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.
I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.
Suppose you walk along the bank of a river in the company of your mother-in-law.
If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.
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Her Royal Highness Woman

Chapter XVIII

Chapter 18 of Her Royal Highness Woman is here in full — 100 sentences across 20 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/20 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!
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Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.
/ˈædəm ðeɪ seɪ mʌst hæv bɪn ə ˈhæpi mæn hiː hæd noʊ ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː/
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I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.
/aɪ wʌns hɜːrd ə ˈfrentʃmæn ɡɪv ðə ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ ˌdefəˈnɪʃən ʌv ðə ˈdɪfərəns ðæt ɪɡˈzɪsts bɪˈtwiːn æn ˈæksədənt ənd ə mɪˈsfɔːrtʃən/
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Suppose you walk along the bank of a river in the company of your mother-in-law.
/səˈpoʊz juː wɔːk əˈlɔːŋ ðə bæŋk ʌv ə ˈrɪvər ɪn ðə ˈkʌmpəniː ʌv jɔːr ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː/
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If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.
/ɪf ʃiː ʃʊd fɔːl ˈɪntuː ðə ˈwɔːtər ənd biː draʊnd ɪt ɪz æn ˈæksədənt ɪf ʃiː fɔːl ˈɪntuː ðə ˈwɔːtər ənd biː pʊld aʊt əˈlaɪv ɪt ɪz ə mɪˈsfɔːrtʃən/

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Adam noun US /ˈædəm/

(Old Testament) in Judeo-Christian mythology; the first man and the husband of Eve and the progenitor of the human race

From this reading “Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.”

definition noun US /ˌdefəˈnɪʃən/

a concise explanation of the meaning of a word or phrase or symbol

From this reading “I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.”

drowned verb US /draʊnd/

past form of “drown” — cover completely or make imperceptible

From this reading “If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.”

exists verb US /ɪɡˈzɪsts/

third-person singular of “exist” — have an existence, be extant

From this reading “I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.”

Frenchman noun US /ˈfrentʃmæn/

a person of French nationality

From this reading “I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.”

mother-in-law noun US /ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː/

the mother of your spouse

From this reading “Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.”

mothers-in-law noun US /ˈmʌðərzɪnlɔː/

plural of “mother-in-law” — the mother of your spouse

From this reading “ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!”

spoil verb US /spɔɪl/

make a mess of, destroy or ruin

From this reading “ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

exists between verb + particle counted as “exist between”

In this reading “I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.”

along the bank preposition + article + noun counted as “along … bank”

In this reading “Suppose you walk along the bank of a river in the company of your mother-in-law.”

pulled out verb + adjective counted as “pull out”

move out or away

In this reading “If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.”

fall into verb + particle

be included in or classified as

In this reading “If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.”

into the water preposition + article + noun counted as “into … water”

In this reading “If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.”

deal with verb + particle

In this reading “ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!”

happy man adjective + noun

In this reading “Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

accidentnounUS /ˈæksədənt/

an unfortunate mishap; especially one causing damage or injury

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

AdamnounUS /ˈædəm/

(Old Testament) in Judeo-Christian mythology; the first man and the husband of Eve and the progenitor of the human race

From this reading Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.

aliveadjectiveUS /əˈlaɪv/

possessing life

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading Suppose you walk along the bank of a river in the company of your mother-in-law.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

banknounUS /bæŋk/

sloping land (especially the slope beside a body of water)

From this reading Suppose you walk along the bank of a river in the company of your mother-in-law.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

companynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading Suppose you walk along the bank of a river in the company of your mother-in-law.

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

definitionnounUS /ˌdefəˈnɪʃən/

a concise explanation of the meaning of a word or phrase or symbol

From this reading I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.

DifferencenounUS /ˈdɪfərəns/

the quality of being unlike or dissimilar

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

drownedverbUS /draʊnd/

past form of “drown” — cover completely or make imperceptible

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

existsverbUS /ɪɡˈzɪsts/

third-person singular of “exist” — have an existence, be extant

From this reading I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.

fallverbUS /fɔːl/

descend in free fall under the influence of gravity

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.

FrenchmannounUS /ˈfrentʃmæn/

a person of French nationality

From this reading I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

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From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Suppose you walk along the bank of a river in the company of your mother-in-law.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.

misfortunenounUS /mɪˈsfɔːrtʃən/

unnecessary and unforeseen trouble resulting from an unfortunate event

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

mother-in-lawnounUS /ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː/

the mother of your spouse

From this reading Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.

MOTHERS-IN-LAWnounUS /ˈmʌðərzɪnlɔː/

plural of “mother-in-law” — the mother of your spouse

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading I once heard a Frenchman give the following definition of the difference that exists between an accident and a misfortune.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

pulledverbUS /pʊld/

past form of “pull” — cause to move by pulling

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

rivernounUS /ˈrɪvər/

a large natural stream of water (larger than a creek)

From this reading Suppose you walk along the bank of a river in the company of your mother-in-law.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

ShootverbUS /ʃuːt/

hit with a missile from a weapon

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

spoilverbUS /spɔɪl/

make a mess of, destroy or ruin

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

SupposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading Suppose you walk along the bank of a river in the company of your mother-in-law.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Adam, they say, must have been a happy man: he had no mother-in-law.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

walknounUS /wɔːk/

the act of traveling by foot

From this reading Suppose you walk along the bank of a river in the company of your mother-in-law.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading If she should fall into the water and be drowned, it is an accident; if she fall into the water and be pulled out alive, it is a misfortune.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW How to deal with them--Difference between a misfortune and an accident--'That will spoil the whole thing'--Shoot her!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Suppose you walk along the bank of a river in the company of your mother-in-law.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Suppose you walk along the bank of a river in the company of your mother-in-law.

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