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"Hey Ma, Where's Willie?"
"Hey Ma, Where's Willie?"

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of "Hey Ma, Where's Willie?" is here in full — 152 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"HEY MA, WHERE'S WILLIE?"
"No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.
Illusionations, we call 'em.
Funny though, Willie disappeared that night!"
Just where Willie went, I ain't sure.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

"Hey Ma, Where's Willie?"

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of "Hey Ma, Where's Willie?" is here in full — 152 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/30 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"HEY MA, WHERE'S WILLIE?"
Line 2
"No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.
Line 3
Illusionations, we call 'em.
Line 4
Funny though, Willie disappeared that night!"
Line 5
Just where Willie went, I ain't sure.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

call verb US /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading “Illusionations, we call 'em.”

disappeared verb US /ˌdɪsəˈpɪrd/

past form of “disappear” — get lost, as without warning or explanation

From this reading “Funny though, Willie disappeared that night!"”

fooled verb US /fuːld/

past form of “fool” — make a fool or dupe of

From this reading “"No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.”

Funny adjective US /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “Funny though, Willie disappeared that night!"”

lights noun US /laɪts/

plural of “light” — (physics) electromagnetic radiation that can produce a visual sensation

From this reading “"No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.”

sir noun US /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading “"No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.”

sky noun US /skaɪ/

the atmosphere and outer space as viewed from the earth

From this reading “"No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.”

sure adjective US /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading “Just where Willie went, I ain't sure.”

All words in this reading · 29

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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ain't

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From this reading Just where Willie went, I ain't sure.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Illusionations, we call 'em.

disappearedverbUS /ˌdɪsəˈpɪrd/

past form of “disappear” — get lost, as without warning or explanation

From this reading Funny though, Willie disappeared that night!"

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading Illusionations, we call 'em.

fooledverbUS /fuːld/

past form of “fool” — make a fool or dupe of

From this reading "No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.

FunnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading Funny though, Willie disappeared that night!"

HEY

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From this reading "HEY MA, WHERE'S WILLIE?"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Just where Willie went, I ain't sure.

Illusionations

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From this reading Illusionations, we call 'em.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.

JustadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Just where Willie went, I ain't sure.

lightsnounUS /laɪts/

plural of “light” — (physics) electromagnetic radiation that can produce a visual sensation

From this reading "No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.

MAnounUS /mɑː/

informal terms for a mother

From this reading "HEY MA, WHERE'S WILLIE?"

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading "No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.

skynounUS /skaɪ/

the atmosphere and outer space as viewed from the earth

From this reading "No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading Just where Willie went, I ain't sure.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Funny though, Willie disappeared that night!"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Funny though, Willie disappeared that night!"

wasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "No, sir, we wasn't fooled by them lights in the night sky.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Just where Willie went, I ain't sure.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Just where Willie went, I ain't sure.

WHERE'S

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From this reading "HEY MA, WHERE'S WILLIE?"

WILLIE

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From this reading "HEY MA, WHERE'S WILLIE?"

Chapter 1 of "Hey Ma, Where's Willie?" by I. M. Bukstein holds 152 sentences, grouped into 31 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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