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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub

Chapter III

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PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.
I’ll lay a even bet I don’t git nuttin’, neider.
If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.
SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.
That is the great thing.
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Hey Rub-a-dub-dub is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.
Line 2
I’ll lay a even bet I don’t git nuttin’, neider.
Line 3
If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.
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SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.
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That is the great thing.
/ðæt ɪz ðə ɡreɪt θɪŋ/

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directs verb US /dərˈekts/

third-person singular of “direct” — command with authority

From this reading “SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.”

Dozing verb US /ˈdoʊzɪŋ/

-ing form of “doze” — sleep lightly or for a short period of time

guys noun US /ɡaɪz/

plural of “guy” — an informal term for a youth or man

From this reading “If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.”

mokes noun US /moʊks/

plural of “moke” — British informal for donkey

From this reading “PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.”

originates verb US /ərˈɪdʒəneɪts/

third-person singular of “originate” — come into existence; take on form or shape

From this reading “SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.”

psychic adjective US /ˈsaɪkɪk/

affecting or influenced by the human mind

From this reading “SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.”

speculations noun US /ˌspekjəˈleɪʃənz/

plural of “speculation” — a message expressing an opinion based on incomplete evidence

From this reading “SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.”

Trudging verb US /ˈtrʌdʒɪŋ/

-ing form of “trudge” — walk heavily and firmly, as when weary, or through mud

Word partnerships in these lines

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million dollars noun + noun counted as “million dollar”

In this reading “If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.”

great thing adjective + noun

In this reading “That is the great thing.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I’ll lay a even bet I don’t git nuttin’, neider.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

betverbUS /bet/

maintain with or as if with a bet

From this reading I’ll lay a even bet I don’t git nuttin’, neider.

BroadwaynounUS /ˈbrɔːdweɪ/

a street in Manhattan that passes through Times Square; famous for its theaters

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

cellnounUS /sel/

A small stone room in a prison where an inmate is locked behind iron bars.

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

continuingadjectiveUS /kənˈtɪnjuːɪŋ/

remaining in force or being carried on without letup

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

denounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

dere's

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From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

dese

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From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

directsverbUS /dərˈekts/

third-person singular of “direct” — command with authority

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

dollarsnounUS /ˈdɑːlərz/

plural of “dollar” — the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

don't

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From this reading I’ll lay a even bet I don’t git nuttin’, neider.

DozingverbUS /ˈdoʊzɪŋ/

-ing form of “doze” — sleep lightly or for a short period of time

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading I’ll lay a even bet I don’t git nuttin’, neider.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

gitnounUS /ɡɪt/

a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading That is the great thing.

guysnounUS /ɡaɪz/

plural of “guy” — an informal term for a youth or man

From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

hazilyadverb

through a haze

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I’ll lay a even bet I don’t git nuttin’, neider.

I'll

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From this reading I’ll lay a even bet I don’t git nuttin’, neider.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

impulsenounUS /ˈɪmpəls/

an instinctive motive

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading That is the great thing.

It's

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From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

LAFERTY

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From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading I’ll lay a even bet I don’t git nuttin’, neider.

messagesnounUS /ˈmesədʒəz/

plural of “message” — a communication (usually brief) that is written or spoken or signaled

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

millionnounUS /ˈmɪljən/

the number that is represented as a one followed by 6 zeros

From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

mokesnounUS /moʊks/

plural of “moke” — British informal for donkey

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

mornin

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From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

neider

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From this reading I’ll lay a even bet I don’t git nuttin’, neider.

nuttin

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From this reading I’ll lay a even bet I don’t git nuttin’, neider.

o'clockadverbUS /əˈklɑːk/

according to the clock

From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

originatesverbUS /ərˈɪdʒəneɪts/

third-person singular of “originate” — come into existence; take on form or shape

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

PATSYnounUS /ˈpætsi/

a person who is gullible and easy to take advantage of

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

psychicadjectiveUS /ˈsaɪkɪk/

affecting or influenced by the human mind

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

solemnlyadverbUS /ˈsɔːləmli/

in a grave and sedate manner

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

soreadjectiveUS /sɔːr/

hurting

From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

speculationsnounUS /ˌspekjəˈleɪʃənz/

plural of “speculation” — a message expressing an opinion based on incomplete evidence

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

SYPHERS

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From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That is the great thing.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading That is the great thing.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

TrudgingverbUS /ˈtrʌdʒɪŋ/

-ing form of “trudge” — walk heavily and firmly, as when weary, or through mud

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

twelvenounUS /twelv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading SYPHERS (_Dozing, but still continuing his speculations hazily._) I must try to find the psychic impulse which originates and directs the cell.

witnounUS /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

wot

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From this reading PATSY LAFERTY (_Trudging solemnly up Broadway._) It’s funny, dese mokes wot git messages at one in de mornin’.

wot'd

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From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

you'd

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From this reading If you’d come wit a million dollars after twelve o’clock dere’s guys wot’d git sore.

Chapter 3 of Hey Rub-a-dub-dub by Theodore Dreiser holds 402 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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