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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of Hey Rub-a-dub-dub is here in full — 355 sentences across 71 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?
It is sweet madness?
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
A thing of now, and then no longer!
Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but nothing--nothing!
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Hey Rub-a-dub-dub

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of Hey Rub-a-dub-dub is here in full — 355 sentences across 71 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/71 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?
Line 2
It is sweet madness?
/ɪt ɪz swiːt ˈmædnəs/
Line 3
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
/oʊ hoʊ hoʊ hoʊ/
Line 4
A thing of now, and then no longer!
/ə θɪŋ ʌv naʊ ənd ðen noʊ ˈlɔːŋɡər/
Line 5
Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but nothing--nothing!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

art auxiliary verb US /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading “Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but nothing--nothing!”

dream noun US /driːm/

A series of thoughts, images, or emotions during sleep.

From this reading “Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but nothing--nothing!”

fair adjective US /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading “Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but nothing--nothing!”

longer adverb US /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading “A thing of now, and then no longer!”

madness noun US /ˈmædnəs/

obsolete terms for legal insanity

From this reading “It is sweet madness?”

perfect adjective US /pərˈfekt/

being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish

From this reading “THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?”

sweet adjective US /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading “It is sweet madness?”

universe noun US /ˈjuːnəvɜːrs/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading “THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A thing of now, and then no longer!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A thing of now, and then no longer!

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but nothing--nothing!

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but nothing--nothing!

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but nothing--nothing!

dreamnounUS /driːm/

A series of thoughts, images, or emotions during sleep.

From this reading Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but nothing--nothing!

fairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but nothing--nothing!

honounUS /hoʊ/

a trivalent metallic element of the rare earth group; occurs together with yttrium; forms highly magnetic compounds

From this reading Oh, ho, ho, ho!

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is sweet madness?

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is sweet madness?

longeradverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading A thing of now, and then no longer!

LORDnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?

madnessnounUS /ˈmædnəs/

obsolete terms for legal insanity

From this reading It is sweet madness?

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading A thing of now, and then no longer!

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but nothing--nothing!

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading A thing of now, and then no longer!

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading Oh, ho, ho, ho!

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Thou art a fair dream, a dear one, but nothing--nothing!

perfectadjectiveUS /pərˈfekt/

being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish

From this reading THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?

Sayest

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From this reading THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?

sweetadjectiveUS /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading It is sweet madness?

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading A thing of now, and then no longer!

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading A thing of now, and then no longer!

thoupronounUS /ðaʊ/

an old word for “you”, as the subject, speaking to one person

From this reading THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?

UNIVERSEnounUS /ˈjuːnəvɜːrs/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE Sayest thou so, perfect thought?

Chapter 7 of Hey Rub-a-dub-dub by Theodore Dreiser holds 355 sentences, grouped into 71 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 7 of Hey Rub-a-dub-dub contain?

Chapter 7 holds 355 sentences of Hey Rub-a-dub-dub, unabridged, divided into 71 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 7 of Hey Rub-a-dub-dub by Theodore Dreiser exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 355 sentences, grouped into 71 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 7 of Hey Rub-a-dub-dub?

Work through the 71 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 7 can be played aloud in United States English.

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