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H.M.I.

Chapter XXII

Chapter 22 of H.M.I. is here in full — 392 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”
T. Moore.
Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.
Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.
Yet there is a remnant, and for the remnant’s sake let the chapter stand.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

H.M.I.

Chapter XXII

Chapter 22 of H.M.I. is here in full — 392 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”
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T. Moore.
/tiː mʊr/
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Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.
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Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.
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Yet there is a remnant, and for the remnant’s sake let the chapter stand.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Addresses noun US /ˈæˈdresɪz/

plural of “address” — (computer science) the code that identifies where a piece of information is stored

From this reading “Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.”

benevolent adjective US /bəˈnevələnt/

intending or showing kindness

From this reading “Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.”

critic noun US /ˈkrɪtɪk/

a person who is professionally engaged in the analysis and interpretation of works of art

From this reading “Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.”

deducted verb US /dɪˈdʌktɪd/

past form of “deduct” — make a subtraction

From this reading “Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.”

examiners noun US /ɪɡˈzæmɪnərz/

plural of “examiner” — someone who administers a test to determine your qualifications

From this reading “Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.”

remnant noun US /ˈremnənt/

a small part or portion that remains after the main part no longer exists

From this reading “Yet there is a remnant, and for the remnant’s sake let the chapter stand.”

satiated adjective US /ˈseɪʃiːeɪtɪd/

supplied (especially fed) to satisfaction

From this reading “Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.”

surgical adjective US /ˈsɜːrdʒɪkəl/

of or relating to or involving or used in surgery

From this reading “Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

surgical operation adjective + noun

a medical procedure involving an incision with instruments; performed to repair damage or arrest disease in a living body

In this reading “Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.”

see why verb + noun

In this reading “Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

1

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From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

2

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

3

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

AddressesnounUS /ˈæˈdresɪz/

plural of “address” — (computer science) the code that identifies where a piece of information is stored

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

amusedadjectiveUS /əˈmjuːzd/

pleasantly occupied

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

answersnounUS /ˈænsərz/

plural of “answer” — a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

Apologianoun

a formal written defense of something you believe in strongly

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

benevolentadjectiveUS /bəˈnevələnt/

intending or showing kindness

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

ceasedverbUS /siːst/

past form of “cease” — put an end to a state or an activity

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

chapternounUS /ˈtʃæptər/

a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading Yet there is a remnant, and for the remnant’s sake let the chapter stand.

columnnounUS /ˈkɑːləm/

a line of units following one after another

From this reading ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”

criticnounUS /ˈkrɪtɪk/

a person who is professionally engaged in the analysis and interpretation of works of art

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”

deductedverbUS /dɪˈdʌktɪd/

past form of “deduct” — make a subtraction

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

doubtfuladjectiveUS /ˈdaʊtfəl/

open to doubt or suspicion

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

ERRATA

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”

errornounUS /ˈerər/

a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

examinersnounUS /ɪɡˈzæmɪnərz/

plural of “examiner” — someone who administers a test to determine your qualifications

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Yet there is a remnant, and for the remnant’s sake let the chapter stand.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

humournounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

hundrednounUS /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”

Isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Yet there is a remnant, and for the remnant’s sake let the chapter stand.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

MoorenounUS /mʊr/

United States composer of works noted for their use of the American vernacular (1893-1969)

From this reading T. Moore.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

operationnounUS /ˌɑːpərˈeɪʃən/

the state of being in effect or being operative

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

OutadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

pagenounUS /peɪdʒ/

one side of one leaf (of a book or magazine or newspaper or letter etc.) or the written or pictorial matter it contains

From this reading ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

publishedadjectiveUS /ˈpʌblɪʃt/

prepared and printed for distribution and sale

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

readersnounUS /ˈriːdərz/

plural of “reader” — a person who enjoys reading

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

recordnounUS /rəˈkɔːrd/

anything (such as a document or a phonograph record or a photograph) providing permanent evidence of or information about past events

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

RejectedadjectiveUS /rɪˈdʒektɪd/

rebuffed (by a lover) without warning

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

remnantnounUS /ˈremnənt/

a small part or portion that remains after the main part no longer exists

From this reading Yet there is a remnant, and for the remnant’s sake let the chapter stand.

remnant's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Yet there is a remnant, and for the remnant’s sake let the chapter stand.

requireverbUS /ˌriːˈkwaɪər/

require as useful, just, or proper

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

sakenounUS /seɪk/

a reason for wanting something done

From this reading Yet there is a remnant, and for the remnant’s sake let the chapter stand.

satiatedadjectiveUS /ˈseɪʃiːeɪtɪd/

supplied (especially fed) to satisfaction

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading Yet there is a remnant, and for the remnant’s sake let the chapter stand.

surgicaladjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrdʒɪkəl/

of or relating to or involving or used in surgery

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

TnounUS /tiː/

a base found in DNA (but not in RNA) and derived from pyrimidine; pairs with adenine

From this reading T. Moore.

teachersnounUS /ˈtiːtʃərz/

plural of “teacher” — a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Yet there is a remnant, and for the remnant’s sake let the chapter stand.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

volumenounUS /ˈvɑːljuːm/

the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

From this reading ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading Apologia: I am doubtful whether this record of human error should be published here.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading ERRATA “In whom the dear Errata column Is the best page in all the volume.”

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Out of every possible hundred readers must be deducted (1) teachers and examiners who are satiated with errata and have ceased to be amused; (2) those who, like the benevolent critic of the “Rejected Addresses,” think some of the answers very good, and do not see why they should be rejected; (3) those who require a surgical operation before they can be made to see any humour in error.

YetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading Yet there is a remnant, and for the remnant’s sake let the chapter stand.

Chapter 22 of H.M.I. by E. M. (Edmund McKenzie) Sneyd-Kynnersley holds 392 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 22 holds 392 sentences of H.M.I., unabridged, divided into 79 reading sections.

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Macmillan
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Canada
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Martin
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