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Honeymoon in bedlam
Honeymoon in bedlam

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Honeymoon in bedlam is here in full — 628 sentences across 126 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.
I remember asking to kiss the bride.
Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.
Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.
Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!
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Archivist
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Honeymoon in bedlam

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Honeymoon in bedlam is here in full — 628 sentences across 126 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/125 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.
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I remember asking to kiss the bride.
/aɪ rɪˈmɛm.bər ˈæskɪŋ tuː kɪs ðə braɪd/
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Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.
/ðen aɪ rɪˈmɛm.bər ˈsʌmθɪŋ əˈbaʊt ə ˈbæŋkwət wɪð ˈsʌmbɑːdi ˈpæsɪŋ aʊt drɪŋks ənd aɪ rɪˈmɛm.bər dɪˈmændɪŋ tuː kɪs ðə braɪd əˈɡen/
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Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.
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Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Bowman noun US /ˈboʊmən/

a person who is expert in the use of a bow and arrow

From this reading “_Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.”

Bowman's noun US /ˈboʊmənz/

possessive form of “bowman” — a person who is expert in the use of a bow and arrow

From this reading “_Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.”

clank verb US /klæŋk/

make a clank

From this reading “_Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.”

Lorraine noun US /lərˈeɪn/

an eastern French region rich in iron-ore deposits

From this reading “_Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.”

sabers noun US /ˈseɪbərz/

plural of “saber” — a fencing sword with a v-shaped blade and a slightly curved handle

From this reading “_Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.”

smirk verb US /smɜːrk/

smile affectedly or derisively

From this reading “_Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.”

tanked verb US /tæŋkt/

past form of “tank” — store in a tank by causing (something) to flow into it

From this reading “Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!”

webs noun US /webz/

plural of “web” — an intricate network suggesting something that was formed by weaving or interweaving

From this reading “_Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

insisted on verb + particle counted as “insist on”

In this reading “Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.”

looked around verb + particle counted as “look around”

look about oneself

In this reading “Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!”

felt sorry verb + adjective

In this reading “Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!”

through an arch preposition + article + noun counted as “through … arch”

In this reading “_Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.”

clank of verb + particle

In this reading “_Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.”

into bed preposition + noun

In this reading “Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!”

All words in this reading · 107

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.

aislenounUS /aɪl/

a long narrow passage (as in a cave or woods)

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

archnounUS /ɑːrtʃ/

a curved shape in the vertical plane that spans an opening

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

askingnounUS /ˈæskɪŋ/

the verbal act of requesting

From this reading I remember asking to kiss the bride.

banquetnounUS /ˈbæŋkwət/

a ceremonial dinner party for many people

From this reading Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

boiledadjectiveUS /bɔɪld/

cooked in hot water

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

bottlenounUS /ˈbɑːtəl/

a glass or plastic vessel used for storing drinks or other liquids; typically cylindrical without handles and with a narrow neck that can be plugged or capped

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

BowmannounUS /ˈboʊmən/

a person who is expert in the use of a bow and arrow

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

Bowman'snounUS /ˈboʊmənz/

possessive form of “bowman” — a person who is expert in the use of a bow and arrow

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

bridenounUS /braɪd/

a woman who has recently been married

From this reading I remember asking to kiss the bride.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

CaptainnounUS /ˈkæptən/

an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

clankverbUS /klæŋk/

make a clank

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

cryverbUS /kraɪ/

utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

dazedadjectiveUS /deɪzd/

in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

deepadjectiveUS /diːp/

relatively deep or strong; affecting one deeply

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

demandingadjectiveUS /dɪˈmændɪŋ/

requiring more than usually expected or thought due; especially great patience and effort and skill

From this reading Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.

doomverbUS /duːm/

decree or designate beforehand

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

drinksnounUS /drɪŋks/

plural of “drink” — a single serving of a beverage

From this reading Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.

extentnounUS /ɪkˈstent/

the point or degree to which something extends

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

frowningadjectiveUS /ˈfraʊnɪŋ/

showing displeasure or anger

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

GiganticadjectiveUS /dʒaɪˈɡæntɪk/

so exceedingly large or extensive as to suggest a giant or mammoth

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

gleamingnounUS /ˈɡliːmɪŋ/

a flash of light (especially reflected light)

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

golly

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

hundredsnounUS /ˈhʌndrədz/

plural of “hundred” — ten 10s

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

insistedverbUS /ˌɪnˈsɪstəd/

past form of “insist” — be emphatic or resolute and refuse to budge

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

JohnnynounUS /ˈdʒɑːni/

“Johnny” was applied as a nickname for Confederate soldiers by the Federal soldiers in the American Civil War; “greyback” derived from their grey Confederate uniforms

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

juicenounUS /dʒuːs/

the liquid part that can be extracted from plant or animal tissue by squeezing or cooking

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

kissnounUS /kɪs/

the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading I remember asking to kiss the bride.

kissingnounUS /ˈkɪsɪŋ/

affectionate play (or foreplay without contact with the genital organs)

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

Larkin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

Larkin's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

LorrainenounUS /lərˈeɪn/

an eastern French region rich in iron-ore deposits

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

milesnounUS /maɪlz/

plural of “mile” — a unit of length equal to 1,760 yards or 5,280 feet; exactly 1609.344 meters

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.

passingnounUS /ˈpæsɪŋ/

(American football) a play that involves one player throwing the ball to a teammate

From this reading Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.

pourverbUS /pɔːr/

cause to run

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

powerfuladjectiveUS /ˈpaʊərfəl/

having great power or force or potency or effect

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

preachernounUS /ˈpriːtʃər/

someone whose occupation is preaching the gospel

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

pronounceverbUS /prəˈnaʊns/

speak, pronounce, or utter in a certain way

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

roaredverbUS /rɔːrd/

past form of “roar” — make a loud noise, as of wind, water, or vehicles

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

sabersnounUS /ˈseɪbərz/

plural of “saber” — a fencing sword with a v-shaped blade and a slightly curved handle

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

smirkverbUS /smɜːrk/

smile affectedly or derisively

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

somebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.

son-of-a-spacehawk

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

startedverbUS /ˈstɑːrtɪd/

past form of “start” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

steelnounUS /stiːl/

an alloy of iron with small amounts of carbon; widely used in construction; mechanical properties can be varied over a wide range

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

sweetadjectiveUS /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

TakeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

tankedverbUS /tæŋkt/

past form of “tank” — store in a tank by causing (something) to flow into it

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I remember asking to kiss the bride.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

walkedverbUS /wɔːkt/

past form of “walk” — use one's feet to advance; advance by steps

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

websnounUS /webz/

plural of “web” — an intricate network suggesting something that was formed by weaving or interweaving

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Then there was another bottle or three, and it must have been powerful juice because I remember Johnny Larkin frowning when I insisted on kissing the bride.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Then I remember something about a banquet, with somebody passing out drinks, and I remember demanding to kiss the bride again.

wonderingadjectiveUS /ˈwʌndərɪŋ/

showing curiosity

From this reading Then I felt sorry for myself and started to cry, and Captain Bowman roared something about, "Take that boiled son-of-a-spacehawk home and pour him into bed," and I looked around, wondering who was tanked, and by golly, they all were but me!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Gigantic webs of doom--miles in extent, hundreds of feet deep._ I remember the preacher saying, "I now pronounce you man and wife--," and I remember the sweet smile on Lorraine Bowman's face and the dazed smirk on Johnny Larkin's, and the clank of sabers as we walked up the aisle through an arch of gleaming steel.

Chapter 1 of Honeymoon in bedlam by Nelson S. Bond holds 628 sentences, grouped into 126 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Gigantic
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Doom--miles
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