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Horsesense Hank does his bit
Horsesense Hank does his bit

Chapter I

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Pearl Harbor got Horsesense Hank mad.
Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!
Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"
I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.
Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.
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Horsesense Hank does his bit

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Horsesense Hank does his bit is here in full — 588 sentences across 118 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/117 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Pearl Harbor got Horsesense Hank mad.
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Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!
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Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"
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I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.
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Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

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angler noun US /ˈæŋɡlər/

a scheming person; someone who schemes to gain an advantage

From this reading “Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"”

campus noun US /ˈkæmpəs/

a field on which the buildings of a university are situated

From this reading “I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.”

Cleaver noun US /ˈkliːvər/

a butcher's knife having a large square blade

From this reading “I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.”

Hank noun US /hæŋk/

a coil of rope or wool or yarn

From this reading “Pearl Harbor got Horsesense Hank mad.”

hitched verb US /hɪtʃt/

past form of “hitch” — to hook or entangle

From this reading “Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.”

MacDowell noun US /məkˈdaʊəl/

United States composer best remembered as a composer of works for the piano (1860-1908)

From this reading “I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.”

Midland noun US /ˈmɪdlænd/

a town in west central Texas

From this reading “I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.”

reeled verb US /riːld/

past form of “reel” — walk as if unable to control one's movements

From this reading “Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

anglernounUS /ˈæŋɡlər/

a scheming person; someone who schemes to gain an advantage

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

campusnounUS /ˈkæmpəs/

a field on which the buildings of a university are situated

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

chickensnounUS /ˈtʃɪkənz/

plural of “chicken” — the flesh of a chicken used for food

From this reading Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

CleavernounUS /ˈkliːvər/

a butcher's knife having a large square blade

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

countverbUS /kaʊnt/

determine the number or amount of

From this reading Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

dampadjectiveUS /dæmp/

slightly wet

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

engagedadjectiveUS /enˈɡeɪdʒd/

having ones attention or mind or energy engaged

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

finallyadverbUS /ˈfaɪnəli/

after an unspecified period of time or an especially long delay

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

fishnounUS /fɪʃ/

any of various mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

fixedadjectiveUS /fɪkst/

(of a number) having a fixed and unchanging value

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Pearl Harbor got Horsesense Hank mad.

HanknounUS /hæŋk/

a coil of rope or wool or yarn

From this reading Pearl Harbor got Horsesense Hank mad.

HarborverbUS /ˈhɑːrbər/

maintain (a theory, thoughts, or feelings)

From this reading Pearl Harbor got Horsesense Hank mad.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

HelennounUS /ˈhelən/

(Greek mythology) the beautiful daughter of Zeus and Leda who was abducted by Paris; the Greek army sailed to Troy to get her back which resulted in the Trojan War

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

hitchedverbUS /hɪtʃt/

past form of “hitch” — to hook or entangle

From this reading Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

Horsesense

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Pearl Harbor got Horsesense Hank mad.

hunky-doryadjective

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

LifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

LikeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

MacDowellnounUS /məkˈdaʊəl/

United States composer best remembered as a composer of works for the piano (1860-1908)

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading Pearl Harbor got Horsesense Hank mad.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

MidlandnounUS /ˈmɪdlænd/

a town in west central Texas

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

PearlnounUS /pɜːrl/

a smooth lustrous round structure inside the shell of a clam or oyster; much valued as a jewel

From this reading Pearl Harbor got Horsesense Hank mad.

proveverbUS /pruːv/

be shown or be found to be

From this reading Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

rain-drenched

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

reeledverbUS /riːld/

past form of “reel” — walk as if unable to control one's movements

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

shouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

SomethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

they're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is just one damp thing after another!"

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

UnounUS /juː/

a base containing nitrogen that is found in RNA (but not in DNA) and derived from pyrimidine; pairs with adenine

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I thought I'd fixed everything all hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell.

WhichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Something ought to be done about it--and he was the man who was going to do it!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're hitched.

Chapter 1 of Horsesense Hank does his bit by Nelson S. Bond holds 588 sentences, grouped into 118 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Pearl
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Harbor
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Horsesense
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