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Horsesense Hank in the parallel worlds
Horsesense Hank in the parallel worlds

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Horsesense Hank in the parallel worlds is here in full — 204 sentences across 41 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Double Feature Well, you know me!
Old brain-like-a-fish Blakeson.
I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.
So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.
It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.
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Horsesense Hank in the parallel worlds

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Horsesense Hank in the parallel worlds is here in full — 204 sentences across 41 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/40 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Double Feature Well, you know me!
/ˈdʌbəl ˈfiːtʃər wel juː noʊ miː/
Line 2
Old brain-like-a-fish Blakeson.
Line 3
I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.
/aɪ sterd æt hɪm ˈfuːlɪʃli fɔːr ə ˈmoʊmənt ðen wen hiː sed noʊ mɔːr əˈbaʊt ɪt ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd hæŋk hæd ˈfaɪnəli dɪˈveləpt əˈlɔːŋ wɪð hɪz ˈmeni ˈʌðər ˈvɜːrtʃuːz ə sens ʌv ˈhjuːmər/
Line 4
So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.
/soʊ aɪ ˈtʃʌkəld ənd hiː ˈtʃʌkəld wɪð miː ənd wiː went tuː bed ə ˈlɪtəl waɪl ˈleɪtər ənd aɪ prəˈsiːdɪd tuː fərˈɡet ɔːl əˈbaʊt ɪt/
Line 5
It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chuckled verb US /ˈtʃʌkəld/

past form of “chuckle” — laugh quietly or with restraint

From this reading “So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.”

Feature noun US /ˈfiːtʃər/

a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading “Double Feature Well, you know me!”

foolishly adverb US /ˈfuːlɪʃli/

without good sense or judgment

From this reading “I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.”

Hank noun US /hæŋk/

a coil of rope or wool or yarn

From this reading “I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.”

miscellaneous adjective US /ˌmɪsəˈleɪniəs/

consisting of a haphazard assortment of different kinds

From this reading “It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.”

tubes noun US /tuːbz/

plural of “tube” — conduit consisting of a long hollow object (usually cylindrical) used to hold and conduct objects or liquids or gases

From this reading “It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.”

virtues noun US /ˈvɜːrtʃuːz/

plural of “virtue” — the quality of doing what is right and avoiding what is wrong

From this reading “I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.”

wires noun US /ˈwaɪərz/

plural of “wire” — ligament made of metal and used to fasten things or make cages or fences etc

From this reading “It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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next morning adjective + noun

In this reading “It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.”

stared at verb + particle counted as “stare at”

In this reading “I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.”

for a moment preposition + article + noun counted as “for … moment”

temporarily

In this reading “I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.”

came home verb + noun counted as “come home”

become clear or enter one's consciousness or emotions

In this reading “It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.”

went out verb + adjective counted as “go out”

move out of or depart from

In this reading “It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.”

forget all verb + adjective

In this reading “So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

armloads

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

Blakeson

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From this reading Old brain-like-a-fish Blakeson.

brain-like-a-fish

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From this reading Old brain-like-a-fish Blakeson.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

chuckledverbUS /ˈtʃʌkəld/

past form of “chuckle” — laugh quietly or with restraint

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

couplenounUS /ˈkʌpəl/

a pair who associate with one another

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

dawnnounUS /dɔːn/

the first light of day

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

decidedadjectiveUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd/

recognizable; marked

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

developedadjectiveUS /dɪˈveləpt/

being changed over time so as to be e.g. stronger or more complete or more useful

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

doogadgets

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

DoubleverbUS /ˈdʌbəl/

increase twofold

From this reading Double Feature Well, you know me!

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

FeaturenounUS /ˈfiːtʃər/

a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading Double Feature Well, you know me!

finallyadverbUS /ˈfaɪnəli/

after an unspecified period of time or an especially long delay

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

foolishlyadverbUS /ˈfuːlɪʃli/

without good sense or judgment

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

forgetverbUS /fərˈɡet/

dismiss from the mind; stop remembering

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

HanknounUS /hæŋk/

a coil of rope or wool or yarn

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Double Feature Well, you know me!

lateradverbUS /ˈleɪtər/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Double Feature Well, you know me!

meantverbUS /ment/

inflected form of “mean” — mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

miscellaneousadjectiveUS /ˌmɪsəˈleɪniəs/

consisting of a haphazard assortment of different kinds

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Old brain-like-a-fish Blakeson.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

proceededverbUS /prəˈsiːdɪd/

past form of “proceed” — continue talking

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

staredverbUS /sterd/

past form of “stare” — look at with fixed eyes

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

tubesnounUS /tuːbz/

plural of “tube” — conduit consisting of a long hollow object (usually cylindrical) used to hold and conduct objects or liquids or gases

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

virtuesnounUS /ˈvɜːrtʃuːz/

plural of “virtue” — the quality of doing what is right and avoiding what is wrong

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Double Feature Well, you know me!

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading So I chuckled, and he chuckled with me, and we went to bed a little while later, and I proceeded to forget all about it.

wiresnounUS /ˈwaɪərz/

plural of “wire” — ligament made of metal and used to fasten things or make cages or fences etc

From this reading It didn't even dawn on me, when the next morning he went out and came home with a couple armloads of wires, tubes and miscellaneous doogadgets, that he meant business.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I stared at him foolishly for a moment, then, when he said no more about it, decided Hank had finally developed, along with his many other virtues, a sense of humor.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Double Feature Well, you know me!

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Horsesense
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