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How He Lied to Her Husband
How He Lied to Her Husband

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Jealousy! do you suppose I'm jealous of YOU?
No, nor of ten like you.
But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.
HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?
Be reasonable.
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How He Lied to Her Husband

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of How He Lied to Her Husband is here in full — 740 sentences across 148 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 121/148 · 5 reading units · Lines 601–605

Line 1
Jealousy! do you suppose I'm jealous of YOU?
Line 2
No, nor of ten like you.
/noʊ nɔːr ʌv ten laɪk juː/
Line 3
But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.
Line 4
HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?
Line 5
Be reasonable.
/biː ˈriːzənəbəl/

Learner Dictionary

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convince verb US /kənˈvɪns/

make (someone) agree, understand, or realize the truth or validity of something

From this reading “HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?”

insult noun US /ˌɪnˈsʌlt/

a rude expression intended to offend or hurt

From this reading “But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.”

Jealousy noun US /ˈdʒeləsi/

a feeling of jealous envy (especially of a rival)

From this reading “Jealousy! do you suppose I'm jealous of YOU?”

piano noun US /piˈænoʊ/

a keyboard instrument that is played by depressing keys that cause hammers to strike tuned strings and produce sounds

From this reading “HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?”

reasonable adjective US /ˈriːzənəbəl/

showing reason or sound judgment

From this reading “Be reasonable.”

Teddy noun US /ˈtedi/

plaything consisting of a child's toy bear (usually plush and stuffed with soft materials)

From this reading “HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?”

threateningly adverb US /ˈθretənɪŋli/

in a menacing manner

From this reading “HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?”

uncomfortable adjective US /ənˈkʌmfərtəbəl/

conducive to or feeling mental discomfort

From this reading “HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?”

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againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

Beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Be reasonable.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

convinceverbUS /kənˈvɪns/

make (someone) agree, understand, or realize the truth or validity of something

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Jealousy! do you suppose I'm jealous of YOU?

HEpronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Jealousy! do you suppose I'm jealous of YOU?

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

insultnounUS /ˌɪnˈsʌlt/

a rude expression intended to offend or hurt

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

jealousadjectiveUS /ˈdʒeləs/

showing extreme cupidity; painfully desirous of another's advantages

From this reading Jealousy! do you suppose I'm jealous of YOU?

JealousynounUS /ˈdʒeləsi/

a feeling of jealous envy (especially of a rival)

From this reading Jealousy! do you suppose I'm jealous of YOU?

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading No, nor of ten like you.

mistakenadjectiveUS /mɪˈsteɪkən/

wrong in e.g. opinion or judgment

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No, nor of ten like you.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading No, nor of ten like you.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Jealousy! do you suppose I'm jealous of YOU?

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

pianonounUS /piˈænoʊ/

a keyboard instrument that is played by depressing keys that cause hammers to strike tuned strings and produce sounds

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

reasonableadjectiveUS /ˈriːzənəbəl/

showing reason or sound judgment

From this reading Be reasonable.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

standingadjectiveUS /ˈstændɪŋ/

having a supporting base

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading Jealousy! do you suppose I'm jealous of YOU?

TeddynounUS /ˈtedi/

plaything consisting of a child's toy bear (usually plush and stuffed with soft materials)

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading No, nor of ten like you.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

threateninglyadverbUS /ˈθretənɪŋli/

in a menacing manner

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

uncomfortableadjectiveUS /ənˈkʌmfərtəbəl/

conducive to or feeling mental discomfort

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading HE [very uncomfortable with his back against the piano and Teddy standing over him threateningly] How can I convince you?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Jealousy! do you suppose I'm jealous of YOU?

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But if you think I'll stand here and let you insult my wife in her own house, you're mistaken.

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