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How He Lied to Her Husband
How He Lied to Her Husband

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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I have got growing pains, I think.
SHE.
Growing pains!
HE.
The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.
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How He Lied to Her Husband

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of How He Lied to Her Husband is here in full — 740 sentences across 148 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 92/148 · 5 reading units · Lines 456–460

Line 1
I have got growing pains, I think.
/aɪ hæv ɡɑːt ˈɡroʊɪŋ peɪnz aɪ θɪŋk/
Line 2
SHE.
/ʃiː/
Line 3
Growing pains!
/ˈɡroʊɪŋ peɪnz/
Line 4
HE.
/hiː/
Line 5
The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.
/ðə ˈprɑːses ʌv ˈɡroʊɪŋ frʌm roʊˈmæntɪk ˈbɔɪhʊd ˈɪntuː ˈsɪnɪkəl məˈtʃʊrəti ˈjuːʒəwəli teɪks fɪfˈtiːn jɪrz/

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boyhood noun US /ˈbɔɪhʊd/

the childhood of a boy

From this reading “The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.”

cynical adjective US /ˈsɪnɪkəl/

believing the worst of human nature and motives; having a sneering disbelief in e.g. selflessness of others

From this reading “The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.”

fifteen noun US /fɪfˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading “The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.”

maturity noun US /məˈtʃʊrəti/

the period of time in your life after your physical growth has stopped and you are fully developed

From this reading “The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.”

pains noun US /peɪnz/

an effortful attempt to attain a goal

From this reading “I have got growing pains, I think.”

process verb US /ˈprɑːses/

subject to a process or treatment, with the aim of readying for some purpose, improving, or remedying a condition

From this reading “The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.”

romantic adjective US /roʊˈmæntɪk/

belonging to or characteristic of Romanticism or the Romantic Movement in the arts

From this reading “The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.”

usually adverb US /ˈjuːʒəwəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading “The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.”

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boyhoodnounUS /ˈbɔɪhʊd/

the childhood of a boy

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

cynicaladjectiveUS /ˈsɪnɪkəl/

believing the worst of human nature and motives; having a sneering disbelief in e.g. selflessness of others

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

fifteennounUS /fɪfˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I have got growing pains, I think.

growingnounUS /ˈɡroʊɪŋ/

(biology) the process of an individual organism growing organically; a purely biological unfolding of events involved in an organism changing gradually from a simple to a more complex level

From this reading I have got growing pains, I think.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have got growing pains, I think.

HEpronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading HE.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I have got growing pains, I think.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

maturitynounUS /məˈtʃʊrəti/

the period of time in your life after your physical growth has stopped and you are fully developed

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

painsnounUS /peɪnz/

an effortful attempt to attain a goal

From this reading I have got growing pains, I think.

processverbUS /ˈprɑːses/

subject to a process or treatment, with the aim of readying for some purpose, improving, or remedying a condition

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

romanticadjectiveUS /roʊˈmæntɪk/

belonging to or characteristic of Romanticism or the Romantic Movement in the arts

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

SHEpronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading SHE.

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading I have got growing pains, I think.

usuallyadverbUS /ˈjuːʒəwəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading The process of growing from romantic boyhood into cynical maturity usually takes fifteen years.

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