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How to Cook Husbands

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of How to Cook Husbands is here in full — 468 sentences across 94 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_“They are really delicious when properly treated.”_ Author of The Little Brown Dog The Biddy Club Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.
A while ago I came across a newspaper clippinga recipe written by a Baltimore ladythat had long lain dormant in my desk.
It ran as follows: A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement.
Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.
Some keep them in a stew, by irritating ways and words; others roast them; some keep them in pickle all their lives.
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How to Cook Husbands

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of How to Cook Husbands is here in full — 468 sentences across 94 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/93 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_“They are really deliciouswhen properly treated.”_ Author ofThe Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy ClubPublished at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.
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A while ago I came across a newspaper clippinga recipe written by a Baltimore ladythat had long lain dormant in my desk.
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It ran as follows: “A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement.
/ɪt ræn æz ˈfɑːloʊz ə ɡreɪt ˈmeni ˈhʌzbəndz ɑːr spɔɪld baɪ mɪˈsmænɪdʒmənt/
Line 4
Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.
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Some keep them in a stew, by irritating ways and words; others roast them; some keep them in pickle all their lives.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Biddy noun US /ˈbɪdi/

adult female chicken

From this reading “_“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.”

bladders noun US /ˈblædərz/

plural of “bladder” — a distensible membranous sac (usually containing liquid or gas)

From this reading “Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.”

clipping noun US /ˈklɪpɪŋ/

an excerpt cut from a newspaper or magazine

From this reading “A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.”

dormant adjective US /ˈdɔːrmənt/

in a condition of biological rest or suspended animation

From this reading “A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.”

matrimonial adjective US /ˌmætrəˈmoʊniəl/

of or relating to the state of marriage

From this reading “_“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.”

mismanagement noun US /mɪˈsmænɪdʒmənt/

management that is careless or inefficient

From this reading “It ran as follows: “A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement.”

pickle noun US /ˈpɪkəl/

vegetables (especially cucumbers) preserved in brine or vinegar

From this reading “Some keep them in a stew, by irritating ways and words; others roast them; some keep them in pickle all their lives.”

recipe noun US /ˈresəpi/

directions for making something

From this reading “A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

lain dormant verb + adjective counted as “lie dormant”

be inactive, as if asleep

In this reading “A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.”

hot water adjective + noun

a dangerous or distressing predicament

In this reading “Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.”

little girl adjective + noun

a youthful female person

In this reading “_“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.”

some day adjective + noun

In this reading “_“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.”

came across verb + particle counted as “come across”

find unexpectedly

In this reading “A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.”

Little Brown adjective + noun

In this reading “_“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.”

go about verb + particle

begin to deal with

In this reading “Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.”

All words in this reading · 97

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

220

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

23rd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

acrossprepositionUS /əˈkrɔːs/

from one side of something to the other

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It ran as follows: “A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

AuthornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

BaltimorenounUS /ˈbɔːltəmɔːr/

the largest city in Maryland; a major seaport and industrial center

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

BiddynounUS /ˈbɪdi/

adult female chicken

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

bladdersnounUS /ˈblædərz/

plural of “bladder” — a distensible membranous sac (usually containing liquid or gas)

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

blowverbUS /bloʊ/

exhale hard

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

branchesnounUS /ˈbræntʃəz/

plural of “branch” — a division of some larger or more complex organization

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

carelessnessnounUS /ˈkerləsnəs/

the quality of not being careful or taking pains

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

clippingnounUS /ˈklɪpɪŋ/

an excerpt cut from a newspaper or magazine

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

ClubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

CompanynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

constantlyadverbUS /ˈkɑːnstəntli/

without variation or change, in every case

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

cookerynoun

the act of preparing something (as food) by the application of heat

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

deliciousadjectiveUS /dɪˈlɪʃəs/

greatly pleasing or entertaining

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

DodgeverbUS /dɑːdʒ/

make a sudden movement in a new direction so as to avoid

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

DognounUS /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

dormantadjectiveUS /ˈdɔːrmənt/

in a condition of biological rest or suspended animation

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

EastnounUS /iːst/

the cardinal compass point that is at 90 degrees

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

followsverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊz/

third-person singular of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading It ran as follows: “A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement.

freezeverbUS /friːz/

stop moving or become immobilized

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading It ran as follows: “A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

hotadjectiveUS /hɑːt/

used of physical heat; having a high or higher than desirable temperature or giving off heat or feeling or causing a sensation of heat or burning

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

husbandsnounUS /ˈhʌzbəndz/

plural of “husband” — a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading It ran as follows: “A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

indifferencenounUS /ˌɪnˈdɪfərəns/

unbiased impartial unconcern

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

irritatingadjectiveUS /ˈɪrəteɪtɪŋ/

causing irritation or annoyance

From this reading Some keep them in a stew, by irritating ways and words; others roast them; some keep them in pickle all their lives.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It ran as follows: “A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

lainverbUS /leɪn/

inflected form of “lie” — be located or situated somewhere; occupy a certain position

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

LittleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

livesnounUS /lɪvz/

plural of “life” — a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Some keep them in a stew, by irritating ways and words; others roast them; some keep them in pickle all their lives.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading It ran as follows: “A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement.

matrimonialadjectiveUS /ˌmætrəˈmoʊniəl/

of or relating to the state of marriage

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

mismanagementnounUS /mɪˈsmænɪdʒmənt/

management that is careless or inefficient

From this reading It ran as follows: “A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

picklenounUS /ˈpɪkəl/

vegetables (especially cucumbers) preserved in brine or vinegar

From this reading Some keep them in a stew, by irritating ways and words; others roast them; some keep them in pickle all their lives.

properlyadverbUS /ˈprɑːpərli/

in the right manner; correctly; suitably

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

PublishedadjectiveUS /ˈpʌblɪʃt/

prepared and printed for distribution and sale

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

PublishingnounUS /ˈpʌblɪʃɪŋ/

the business of issuing printed matter for sale or distribution

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

ranverbUS /ræn/

inflected form of “run” — move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading It ran as follows: “A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

recipenounUS /ˈresəpi/

directions for making something

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

roastverbUS /roʊst/

cook with dry heat, usually in an oven

From this reading Some keep them in a stew, by irritating ways and words; others roast them; some keep them in pickle all their lives.

skilledadjectiveUS /skɪld/

having or showing or requiring special skill

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

spoiledadjectiveUS /spɔɪld/

having the character or disposition harmed by pampering or oversolicitous attention

From this reading It ran as follows: “A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement.

St

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

stewverbUS /stuː/

be in a huff; be silent or sullen

From this reading Some keep them in a stew, by irritating ways and words; others roast them; some keep them in pickle all their lives.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

treatedadjectiveUS /ˈtriːtɪd/

subjected to a physical (or chemical) treatment or action or agent

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

waysnounUS /weɪz/

structure consisting of a sloping way down to the water from the place where ships are built or repaired

From this reading Some keep them in a stew, by irritating ways and words; others roast them; some keep them in pickle all their lives.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading Some keep them in a stew, by irritating ways and words; others roast them; some keep them in pickle all their lives.

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping—a recipe written by a Baltimore lady—that had long lain dormant in my desk.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading _“They are really delicious —when properly treated.”_ Author of “The Little Brown Dog” “The Biddy Club” Published at 220 East 23rd St., New York by the Dodge Publishing Company To a dear little girl who will some day, I hope, be skilled in all branches of matrimonial cookery.

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