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How to Cook Husbands

Chapter II

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How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.
Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.
I don’t know that Bridget will ever call us.
She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” Bother her roots, I say!”
George, you are extremely irascible, but that’s the way; I get no sympathy at all.”
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How to Cook Husbands

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of How to Cook Husbands is here in full — 468 sentences across 94 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/93 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.
Line 2
Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.
Line 3
I don’t know that Bridget will ever call us.
Line 4
She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”
Line 5
George, you are extremely irascible, but that’s the way; I get no sympathy at all.”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Bother verb US /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading “She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!””

Bridget noun US /ˈbrɪdʒət/

Irish abbess; a patron saint of Ireland (453-523)

From this reading “I don’t know that Bridget will ever call us.”

dirty adjective US /ˈdɜːrti/

soiled or likely to soil with dirt or grime

From this reading “Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.”

inflamed adjective US /ɪnˈfleɪmd/

resulting from inflammation; hot and swollen and reddened

From this reading “She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!””

irascible adjective US /ˌɪˈræsɪbəl/

quickly aroused to anger

From this reading ““George, you are extremely irascible, but that’s the way; I get no sympathy at all.””

nursing noun US /ˈnɜːrsɪŋ/

the work of caring for the sick or injured or infirm

From this reading “She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!””

roots noun US /ruːts/

the condition of belonging to a particular place or group by virtue of social or ethnic or cultural lineage

From this reading “She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!””

wash verb US /wɑːʃ/

clean with some chemical process

From this reading “Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

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in the kitchen preposition + article + noun counted as “in … kitchen”

In this reading “She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!””

for dinner preposition + noun

In this reading “Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.”

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “George, you are extremely irascible, but that’s the way; I get no sympathy at all.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

BotherverbUS /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

BridgetnounUS /ˈbrɪdʒət/

Irish abbess; a patron saint of Ireland (453-523)

From this reading I don’t know that Bridget will ever call us.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “George, you are extremely irascible, but that’s the way; I get no sympathy at all.”

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading I don’t know that Bridget will ever call us.

crossverbUS /krɔːs/

travel across or pass over

From this reading “How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.

dinnernounUS /ˈdɪnər/

the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

dirtyadjectiveUS /ˈdɜːrti/

soiled or likely to soil with dirt or grime

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don’t know that Bridget will ever call us.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading I don’t know that Bridget will ever call us.

extremelyadverbUS /ekˈstriːmli/

to a high degree or extent; favorably or with much respect

From this reading “George, you are extremely irascible, but that’s the way; I get no sympathy at all.”

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

GeorgenounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading “How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “George, you are extremely irascible, but that’s the way; I get no sympathy at all.”

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I don’t know that Bridget will ever call us.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

inflamedadjectiveUS /ɪnˈfleɪmd/

resulting from inflammation; hot and swollen and reddened

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

irascibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈræsɪbəl/

quickly aroused to anger

From this reading “George, you are extremely irascible, but that’s the way; I get no sympathy at all.”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

Johnnie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

kitchennounUS /ˈkɪtʃən/

a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I don’t know that Bridget will ever call us.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “George, you are extremely irascible, but that’s the way; I get no sympathy at all.”

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

nursingnounUS /ˈnɜːrsɪŋ/

the work of caring for the sick or injured or infirm

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

probablyadverbUS /ˈprɑːbəbliː/

with considerable certainty; without much doubt

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

quickadjectiveUS /kwɪk/

accomplished rapidly and without delay

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

rootsnounUS /ruːts/

the condition of belonging to a particular place or group by virtue of social or ethnic or cultural lineage

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

She's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

sittingnounUS /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.

sympathynounUS /ˈsɪmpəθi/

an inclination to support or be loyal to or to agree with an opinion

From this reading “George, you are extremely irascible, but that’s the way; I get no sympathy at all.”

teethnounUS /tiːθ/

the kind and number and arrangement of teeth (collectively) in a person or animal

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I don’t know that Bridget will ever call us.

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “George, you are extremely irascible, but that’s the way; I get no sympathy at all.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

tiredadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪərd/

depleted of strength or energy

From this reading “How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.

to-night

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading “How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I don’t know that Bridget will ever call us.

washverbUS /wɑːʃ/

clean with some chemical process

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading “George, you are extremely irascible, but that’s the way; I get no sympathy at all.”

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading “How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading She’s probably sitting out in the kitchen, nursing her teeth; why she has five roots there, and all of them so inflamed that——” “Bother her roots, I say!”

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading I don’t know that Bridget will ever call us.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “How cross you are to-night, George! when I’m so tired, too.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Johnnie, your face is dirty, go and wash it; be quick now, for it’s time for dinner.

Chapter 2 of How to Cook Husbands by Elizabeth Strong Worthington holds 468 sentences, grouped into 94 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of How to Cook Husbands contain?

Chapter 2 holds 468 sentences of How to Cook Husbands, unabridged, divided into 94 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of How to Cook Husbands by Elizabeth Strong Worthington exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 468 sentences, grouped into 94 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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