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How to Settle Accounts with Your Laundress
How to Settle Accounts with Your Laundress

Chapter I

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HOW TO SETTLE ACCOUNTS WITH YOUR LAUNDRESS.
AN ORIGINAL FARCE, IN ONE ACT.
BY J. STIRLING COYNE.
_First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.
WHITTINGTON WIDGETTS (A West-end Tailor) Mr. Wright.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

How to Settle Accounts with Your Laundress

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of How to Settle Accounts with Your Laundress is here in full — 477 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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HOW TO SETTLE ACCOUNTS WITH YOUR LAUNDRESS.
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AN ORIGINAL FARCE, IN ONE ACT.
/æn ərˈɪdʒənəl fɑːrs ɪn wʌn ækt/
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BY J. STIRLING COYNE.
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_First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.
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WHITTINGTON WIDGETTS (A West-end Tailor) Mr. Wright.

Learner Dictionary

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

accounts noun US /əˈkaʊnts/

plural of “account” — a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading “HOW TO SETTLE ACCOUNTS WITH YOUR LAUNDRESS.”

farce noun US /fɑːrs/

a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations

From this reading “AN ORIGINAL FARCE, IN ONE ACT.”

July noun US /ˌdʒuːˈlaɪ/

the month following June and preceding August

From this reading “_First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.”

Monday noun US /ˈmʌndi/

the second day of the week; the first working day

From this reading “_First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.”

performed verb US /pərˈfɔːrmd/

past form of “perform” — carry out or perform an action

From this reading “_First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.”

Tailor verb US /ˈteɪlər/

adjust to a specific need or market

From this reading “WHITTINGTON WIDGETTS (A West-end Tailor) Mr. Wright.”

Theatre noun US /ˈθiːətər/

a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading “_First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.”

Wright noun US /raɪt/

United States writer of detective novels (1888-1939)

From this reading “WHITTINGTON WIDGETTS (A West-end Tailor) Mr. Wright.”

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at the Theatre preposition + article + noun counted as “at … theatre”

In this reading “_First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.”

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1847

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From this reading _First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.

26

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From this reading _First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading WHITTINGTON WIDGETTS (A West-end Tailor) Mr. Wright.

ACCOUNTSnounUS /əˈkaʊnts/

plural of “account” — a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading HOW TO SETTLE ACCOUNTS WITH YOUR LAUNDRESS.

ACTverbUS /ækt/

perform an action, or work out or perform (an action)

From this reading AN ORIGINAL FARCE, IN ONE ACT.

Adelphi

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From this reading _First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.

ANdeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading AN ORIGINAL FARCE, IN ONE ACT.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading BY J. STIRLING COYNE.

COYNE

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From this reading BY J. STIRLING COYNE.

FARCEnounUS /fɑːrs/

a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations

From this reading AN ORIGINAL FARCE, IN ONE ACT.

FirstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading _First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.

HOW

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW TO SETTLE ACCOUNTS WITH YOUR LAUNDRESS.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading AN ORIGINAL FARCE, IN ONE ACT.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading BY J. STIRLING COYNE.

JulynounUS /ˌdʒuːˈlaɪ/

the month following June and preceding August

From this reading _First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.

LAUNDRESSnoun

a working woman who takes in washing

From this reading HOW TO SETTLE ACCOUNTS WITH YOUR LAUNDRESS.

MondaynounUS /ˈmʌndi/

the second day of the week; the first working day

From this reading _First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading WHITTINGTON WIDGETTS (A West-end Tailor) Mr. Wright.

ONEpronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading AN ORIGINAL FARCE, IN ONE ACT.

ORIGINALadjectiveUS /ərˈɪdʒənəl/

preceding all others in time or being as first made or performed

From this reading AN ORIGINAL FARCE, IN ONE ACT.

performedverbUS /pərˈfɔːrmd/

past form of “perform” — carry out or perform an action

From this reading _First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.

RoyaladjectiveUS /ˈrɔɪəl/

of or relating to or indicative of or issued or performed by a king or queen or other monarch

From this reading _First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.

SETTLEverbUS /ˈsetəl/

settle into a position, usually on a surface or ground

From this reading HOW TO SETTLE ACCOUNTS WITH YOUR LAUNDRESS.

STIRLING

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From this reading BY J. STIRLING COYNE.

TailorverbUS /ˈteɪlər/

adjust to a specific need or market

From this reading WHITTINGTON WIDGETTS (A West-end Tailor) Mr. Wright.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.

TheatrenounUS /ˈθiːətər/

a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading _First performed at the Theatre Royal, Adelphi, Monday, July _26, 1847.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading HOW TO SETTLE ACCOUNTS WITH YOUR LAUNDRESS.

West-end

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From this reading WHITTINGTON WIDGETTS (A West-end Tailor) Mr. Wright.

WHITTINGTON

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From this reading WHITTINGTON WIDGETTS (A West-end Tailor) Mr. Wright.

WIDGETTS

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From this reading WHITTINGTON WIDGETTS (A West-end Tailor) Mr. Wright.

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading HOW TO SETTLE ACCOUNTS WITH YOUR LAUNDRESS.

WrightnounUS /raɪt/

United States writer of detective novels (1888-1939)

From this reading WHITTINGTON WIDGETTS (A West-end Tailor) Mr. Wright.

YOURdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading HOW TO SETTLE ACCOUNTS WITH YOUR LAUNDRESS.

Chapter 1 of How to Settle Accounts with Your Laundress by J. Stirling (Joseph Stirling) Coyne holds 477 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Settle
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Accounts
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Laundress
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Original
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