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Humbug

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Humbug is here in full — 432 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Philip made a politely acquiescent sound.
"Drilling is what she wants, drilling and games.
It's done everything in the world for my kiddie-widdies.
Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.
And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Humbug

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Humbug is here in full — 432 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Philip made a politely acquiescent sound.
/ˈfɪləp meɪd ə pəˈlaɪtli ˌækwiˈesənt saʊnd/
Line 2
"Drilling is what she wants, drilling and games.
/ˈdrɪlɪŋ ɪz wʌt ʃiː wɑːnts ˈdrɪlɪŋ ənd ɡeɪmz/
Line 3
It's done everything in the world for my kiddie-widdies.
Line 4
Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.
Line 5
And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

acquiescent adjective US /ˌækwiˈesənt/

willing to carry out the orders or wishes of another without protest

From this reading “Philip made a politely acquiescent sound.”

drilling noun US /ˈdrɪlɪŋ/

the act of drilling

From this reading “"Drilling is what she wants, drilling and games.”

games noun US /ɡeɪmz/

plural of “game” — a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading “"Drilling is what she wants, drilling and games.”

hockey noun US /ˈhɑːki/

a game resembling ice hockey that is played on an open field; two opposing teams use curved hockey sticks try to drive a ball into the opponents' net

From this reading “And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."”

poke verb US /poʊk/

poke or thrust abruptly

From this reading “Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.”

politely adverb US /pəˈlaɪtli/

in a polite manner

From this reading “Philip made a politely acquiescent sound.”

talks noun US /tɔːks/

a discussion intended to produce an agreement

From this reading “And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."”

term noun US /tɜːrm/

a word or expression used for some particular thing

From this reading “And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

rather inclined adverb + adjective

In this reading “Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.”

in the world preposition + article + noun counted as “in … world”

In this reading “It's done everything in the world for my kiddie-widdies.”

All words in this reading · 54

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Philip made a politely acquiescent sound.

acquiescentadjectiveUS /ˌækwiˈesənt/

willing to carry out the orders or wishes of another without protest

From this reading Philip made a politely acquiescent sound.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Drilling is what she wants, drilling and games.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

Bridgecrap

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading It's done everything in the world for my kiddie-widdies.

DrillingnounUS /ˈdrɪlɪŋ/

the act of drilling

From this reading "Drilling is what she wants, drilling and games.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading It's done everything in the world for my kiddie-widdies.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading It's done everything in the world for my kiddie-widdies.

gamesnounUS /ɡeɪmz/

plural of “game” — a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading "Drilling is what she wants, drilling and games.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

herselfpronounUS /hərˈself/

used when the woman or girl doing the action is also its object

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

hockeynounUS /ˈhɑːki/

a game resembling ice hockey that is played on an open field; two opposing teams use curved hockey sticks try to drive a ball into the opponents' net

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

holdingnounUS /ˈhoʊldɪŋ/

the act of retaining something

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It's done everything in the world for my kiddie-widdies.

inclinedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈklaɪnd/

(often followed by “to”) having a preference, disposition, or tendency

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Drilling is what she wants, drilling and games.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's done everything in the world for my kiddie-widdies.

kiddie-widdies

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's done everything in the world for my kiddie-widdies.

LittleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Philip made a politely acquiescent sound.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading It's done everything in the world for my kiddie-widdies.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

PhilipnounUS /ˈfɪləp/

Englishman and husband of Elizabeth II (born 1921)

From this reading Philip made a politely acquiescent sound.

pokeverbUS /poʊk/

poke or thrust abruptly

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

politelyadverbUS /pəˈlaɪtli/

in a polite manner

From this reading Philip made a politely acquiescent sound.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Drilling is what she wants, drilling and games.

she's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

shouldersnounUS /ˈʃoʊldərz/

plural of “shoulder” — the part of the body between the neck and the upper arm

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading Philip made a politely acquiescent sound.

Sylvia

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

talksnounUS /tɔːks/

a discussion intended to produce an agreement

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

termnounUS /tɜːrm/

a word or expression used for some particular thing

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It's done everything in the world for my kiddie-widdies.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading And after one term at Bridgecrap she's holding her head up, and her shoulders back, and talks of nothing but hockey."

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading "Drilling is what she wants, drilling and games.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Little Sylvia, now, didn't hold herself as well as the other two--was rather inclined to poke.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "Drilling is what she wants, drilling and games.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading It's done everything in the world for my kiddie-widdies.

Chapter 3 of Humbug by E. M. Delafield holds 432 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 3 holds 432 sentences of Humbug, unabridged, divided into 87 reading sections.

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