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Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Humoresque is here in full — 421 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.
The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.
"If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."
"That'll be enough canary-talk out of you, Clare.
Hand me my shirt-waist there off the hook."
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Humoresque

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Humoresque is here in full — 421 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.
Line 2
The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.
/ðə teɪl ʌv ə ˈveri ɑːrtʃt ˈaɪbraʊ ˈθretənd ənd ðen ræn daʊn ɪn ə blæk rɪl/
Line 3
"If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."
Line 4
"That'll be enough canary-talk out of you, Clare.
Line 5
Hand me my shirt-waist there off the hook."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

arched adjective US /ɑːrtʃt/

constructed with or in the form of an arch or arches

From this reading “The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.”

eyebrow noun US /ˈaɪbraʊ/

the arch of hair above each eye

From this reading “The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.”

lemonade noun US /ˈleməˈneɪd/

sweetened beverage of diluted lemon juice

From this reading “"If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."”

Niagara noun US /naɪˈæɡrə/

waterfall in Canada is the Horseshoe Falls; in the United States it is the American Falls

From this reading “"If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."”

rill noun US /rɪl/

a small stream

From this reading “The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.”

serge noun US /sɜːrdʒ/

a twilled woolen fabric

From this reading “Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.”

slid verb US /slɪd/

inflected form of “slide” — move obliquely or sideways, usually in an uncontrolled manner

From this reading “Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.”

watery adjective US /ˈwɔːtəri/

filled with water

From this reading “"If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."”

All words in this reading · 55

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

archedadjectiveUS /ɑːrtʃt/

constructed with or in the form of an arch or arches

From this reading The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.

AvenuenounUS /ˈævənuː/

a line of approach

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "That'll be enough canary-talk out of you, Clare.

beatverbUS /biːt/

come out better in a competition, race, or conflict

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.

canary-talk

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That'll be enough canary-talk out of you, Clare.

Clare

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That'll be enough canary-talk out of you, Clare.

claretnoun

a dark purplish-red color

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

Clarice

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

dancing-frock

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

Delehanty

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading "That'll be enough canary-talk out of you, Clare.

eyebrownounUS /ˈaɪbraʊ/

the arch of hair above each eye

From this reading The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.

FallsnounUS /fɔːlz/

the petals or sepals of a flower that bend downward (especially the outer perianth of an iris)

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

gownnounUS /ɡaʊn/

a woman's dress, usually with a close-fitting bodice and a long flared skirt, often worn on formal occasions

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

gravenounUS /ɡreɪv/

death of a person

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

HandnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading Hand me my shirt-waist there off the hook."

hookverbUS /hʊk/

fasten with a hook

From this reading Hand me my shirt-waist there off the hook."

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

lemonadenounUS /ˈleməˈneɪd/

sweetened beverage of diluted lemon juice

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Hand me my shirt-waist there off the hook."

NiagaranounUS /naɪˈæɡrə/

waterfall in Canada is the Horseshoe Falls; in the United States it is the American Falls

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Hand me my shirt-waist there off the hook."

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

ranverbUS /ræn/

inflected form of “run” — move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.

rillnounUS /rɪl/

a small stream

From this reading The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.

roughadjectiveUS /rʌf/

having or caused by an irregular surface

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

sergenounUS /sɜːrdʒ/

a twilled woolen fabric

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

shirt-waist

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Hand me my shirt-waist there off the hook."

showernounUS /ˈʃaʊər/

a plumbing fixture that sprays water over you

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

slidverbUS /slɪd/

inflected form of “slide” — move obliquely or sideways, usually in an uncontrolled manner

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

tailnounUS /teɪl/

the posterior part of the body of a vertebrate especially when elongated and extending beyond the trunk or main part of the body

From this reading The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.

That'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That'll be enough canary-talk out of you, Clare.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Hand me my shirt-waist there off the hook."

threatenedadjectiveUS /ˈθretənd/

(of flora or fauna) likely in the near future to become endangered

From this reading The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

tulle-of-gold

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Miss Clarice Delehanty slid out of a shower of tulle-of-gold dancing-frock and into an Avenue gown of rough serge.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading The tail of a very arched eyebrow threatened, and then ran down in a black rill.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

wateryadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːtəri/

filled with water

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "That'll be enough canary-talk out of you, Clare.

You'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "If Niagara Falls was claret lemonade, You'd see me beat it to a watery grave."

Chapter 3 of Humoresque by Fannie Hurst holds 421 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 3 of Humoresque contain?

Chapter 3 holds 421 sentences of Humoresque, unabridged, divided into 85 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 3 of Humoresque by Fannie Hurst exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 421 sentences, grouped into 85 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 3 of Humoresque?

Work through the 85 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes. All 6689 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #9864 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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How long does Humoresque take to read?

About 557 minutes of reading across 1338 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Humoresque

Words and structures a reader meets early in Humoresque, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Either
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Bowery
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Through
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Drain
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.