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Humoresque

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of Humoresque is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.
"Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"
"Wash her face with 'em!"
MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?
Do it, if it hurts you.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Humoresque

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of Humoresque is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.
Line 2
"Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"
Line 3
"Wash her face with 'em!"
/wɑːʃ hɜːr feɪs wɪð em/
Line 4
MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?
Line 5
Do it, if it hurts you.
/duː ɪt ɪf ɪt hɜːrts juː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

crossing noun US /ˈkrɔːsɪŋ/

traveling across

From this reading “"I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.”

fellow's noun US /ˈfeloʊz/

possessive form of “fellow” — a boy or man

From this reading “"Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"”

foam noun US /foʊm/

a mass of small bubbles formed in or on a liquid

From this reading “"Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"”

hurts noun US /hɜːrts/

plural of “hurt” — any physical damage to the body caused by violence or accident or fracture etc.

From this reading “Do it, if it hurts you.”

Stella noun US /ˈstelə/

United States minimalist painter (born in 1936)

From this reading “MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?”

tilting verb US /ˈtɪltɪŋ/

-ing form of “tilt” — to incline or bend from a vertical position

From this reading “"I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.”

vein noun US /veɪn/

a blood vessel that carries blood from the capillaries toward the heart

From this reading “"I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.”

Wash verb US /wɑːʃ/

clean with some chemical process

From this reading “"Wash her face with 'em!"”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

Aw

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

blowverbUS /bloʊ/

exhale hard

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?

crossingnounUS /ˈkrɔːsɪŋ/

traveling across

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Do it, if it hurts you.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading "Wash her face with 'em!"

essaying

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading "Wash her face with 'em!"

fearverbUS /fɪr/

be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?

fellow'snounUS /ˈfeloʊz/

possessive form of “fellow” — a boy or man

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

foamnounUS /foʊm/

a mass of small bubbles formed in or on a liquid

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

glanceverbUS /ɡlæns/

throw a glance at; take a brief look at

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

glassnounUS /ɡlæs/

a brittle transparent solid with irregular atomic structure

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

here's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

hurtsnounUS /hɜːrts/

plural of “hurt” — any physical damage to the body caused by violence or accident or fracture etc.

From this reading Do it, if it hurts you.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Do it, if it hurts you.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Do it, if it hurts you.

KINEALY

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

MISSverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

SayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

she'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

soapsudsnoun

the froth produced by soaps or detergents

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

StellanounUS /ˈstelə/

United States minimalist painter (born in 1936)

From this reading MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

tiltingverbUS /ˈtɪltɪŋ/

-ing form of “tilt” — to incline or bend from a vertical position

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

veinnounUS /veɪn/

a blood vessel that carries blood from the capillaries toward the heart

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

WashverbUS /wɑːʃ/

clean with some chemical process

From this reading "Wash her face with 'em!"

water-wagon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I'm on the water-wagon," she said, essaying to be light of vein, crossing her hands and feet and tilting her glance at him.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Wash her face with 'em!"

won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Say, here's a girl won't blow the foam off a fellow's glass for fear she'll get soapsuds in her eyes!"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading MISS KINEALY: Aw, now, Stella; can't you be a good fellow for once?

Chapter 6 of Humoresque by Fannie Hurst holds 412 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 6 of Humoresque contain?

Chapter 6 holds 412 sentences of Humoresque, unabridged, divided into 83 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Humoresque

Words and structures a reader meets early in Humoresque, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Either
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Bowery
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Through
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Drain
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.